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 purplefood wrote:

Spoiler:

You just reminded me how much I love this song

TheCustomLime wrote:
So, the Dinosaurs were wiped out by CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS? God, that would make for the best Land Before Time sequel ever.

Even Better lets start a Religion on it, we've got the evidence in this thread. Call your self Joe Smitt, base yourself in Jackson County OHIO, and we could write the "Book of Crassus" and go forth into the world as missionaries spreading the Gospel in the "Church of Latter Day Armoured Assault Transports". It's no more Mentally ill than it's equivalents and who knows the next POTUS might be a member of our order?

 mwnciboo wrote:

TheCustomLime wrote:
So, the Dinosaurs were wiped out by CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS? God, that would make for the best Land Before Time sequel ever.

Even Better lets start a Religion on it, we've got the evidence in this thread. Call your self Joe Smitt, base yourself in Jackson County OHIO, and we could write the "THE ARMOURED ASSAULT BOOK OF CRASSUS." and go forth into the world as missionaries spreading the Gospel in the "THE CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT CHURCH OF LATTER DAY CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS". It's no more Mentally ill than it's equivalents and who knows the next POTUS might be a member of our order?

I think that will fix it for the followers

 Ninjacommando wrote:

 mwnciboo wrote:

TheCustomLime wrote:
So, the Dinosaurs were wiped out by CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS? God, that would make for the best Land Before Time sequel ever.

Even Better lets start a Religion on it, we've got the evidence in this thread. Call your self Joe Smitt, base yourself in Jackson County OHIO, and we could write the "THE ARMOURED ASSAULT BOOK OF CRASSUS." and go forth into the world as missionaries spreading the Gospel in the "THE CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT CHURCH OF LATTER DAY CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS". It's no more Mentally ill than it's equivalents and who knows the next POTUS might be a member of our order?

I think that will fix it for the followers

It'd make one hell of a messiah.

"Oh, yours died on a cross? That's cool. My messiah is a 100 ton land battleship that crushes the souls of the unfaithful beneath it's holy treads. ALL HAIL THE CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!"

So saith the TRANSPORT

The Machine Spirit Delivers:

Must not continue to read Death by giggles imminenet

And as for tanks My Stormlord destroys your Crassus Whiny Girl transport

 captain collius wrote:
Must not continue to read Death by giggles imminenet

And as for tanks My CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT destroys your Whiny StormGirl

Fixed your typo.

Malcador. Because we didn't need fancy 'turrets' or pansy ass 14 frontal armor to hide behind when we fought Horus, at the Eternity Gate, junior.

Everyone knows that the answer is the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT. To suggest otherwise is silliness.

 Monster Rain wrote:
Everyone knows that the answer is the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT. To suggest otherwise is silliness.

No because the Gorgon does it more, better, WITH THE TOP DOWN.

 BaronIveagh wrote:

 Monster Rain wrote:
Everyone knows that the answer is the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT. To suggest otherwise is silliness.

No because the Gorgon does it more, better, WITH THE TOP DOWN.

/\ Not a tank



/\ Not a tank it is a transport



/\ A tank that is also a transport and has a giant infantry shredding gun oh and Terminators can jump out of the back and assault!

Hah, I did not expet that old meme to come around again.

People, people, people.

Whilst the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is clearly a very manly vehicle, it does not hold a candle to "The Spike" from Necropolis by Dan Abnett.

How is it manly you say? BECAUSE THEY MOUNTED A GUN RESERVED FOR A CAPITAL STARSHIP ON A ROLLING PYRAMID! AND THEN GAVE IT EVEN MORE GUNS!

But of course the true manliest tank is clearly the Leman Russ MBT... with a Land Raider belonging to the Blood Angels coming a close second because Blood Angel Land Raider drive logic is as follows

"I can't keep up with the rest of the army... I know, I'll have myself launched from a transport aicraft several thousand feet up travelling at speeds greater than the speed of sound!"

MACHARIUS OMEGA

1. Has a plasma cannon bigger than a Leman Russ Vanquisher
2. Open topped turret
3. Gun will probably explode after firing once, and is very fragile
4. Did i mention the turret is open topped, with a big, fragile gun that goes Kabluey!
4. Crew has balls that are harder than Eternity Gate x100,000,000 to be even near this tank.

Definitely the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT- the actual contest worth entering is second manliest, which for me is a tie between the fortress of arrogance:

... I hope I don't have to explain why, and the warmaul fellblade made by Machinator:

...because there's no such thing as "too much dakka".

This is what I get for having to sleep,, I allow that fiendish Crassus to remain in existence.

The Fortress of Arrogance is quite manly, as riding around on the biggest target on the battlefield with virtually no protection says something.

That, and Yarrick is seriously manly.

 captain collius wrote:

 BaronIveagh wrote:

 Monster Rain wrote:
Everyone knows that the answer is the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT. To suggest otherwise is silliness.

No because the Gorgon does it more, better, WITH THE TOP DOWN.

/\ Not a tank


/\ Not a tank it is a transport


/\ A tank that is also a transport and has a giant infantry shredding gun oh and Terminators can jump out of the back and assault!

This is the biggest Ork kannon:

I brought this up with my friend today. He said monolith.

And so:


quoth the CRASSUS

I think a New Meme has been born in this thread - The problem is actually identifying it because there seems to be a few good candidates...

CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT has spawned far too many pseudo-meme's already..



HERETIC!!!! He took the Lords name in Vain!!!

 mwnciboo wrote:
I think a New Meme has been born in this thread

It's a very, VERY old meme.

I don't mean the CRASSUS one, that's old. I think a new Church of CRASSUS meme, needs to be instituted...

Ah 1 picture from berserk sums up the response to every other post. go lord mozgus go

if you haven't read berserk i suggest you do. very grimdark

 WAAAGH_Jobo wrote:
This is the biggest Ork kannon:

This wins

Oh I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over my CASTLE-TANK

 Elector wrote:
Oh I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over my CASTLE-TANK

See the front part of the huge track carrying the Ork kannon (in red) ? That's the size of your castle tank. So add a second one in the back, plus a humongous cannon in-between them, and you got the mega Ork tank, dwarfing your puny castle tank.

 TheAngrySquig wrote:
I brought this up with my friend today. He said monolith.

And so:


quoth the CRASSUS

I'm surprised nobody has photoshopped a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT in for his face yet

And I would also like to thank everyone, this thread has far surpassed all that I could've hoped for it to be.

 MrMoustaffa wrote:

 TheAngrySquig wrote:
I brought this up with my friend today. He said monolith.

And so:


quoth the CRASSUS

I'm surprised nobody has photoshopped a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT in for his face yet

And I would also like to thank everyone, this thread has far surpassed all that I could've hoped for it to be.

Face needs to be a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT; as does the item the man is being struck with.

OMG my dream come true, other people read things that I do. Berserk is by far my most favorite manga and the fact that someone would actually post a picture from it makes me feel all CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT inside. I wish i had something to add to this conversation other than my approval but oh well