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Yo Dawg, I heard you like Manly Tanks...






So we put a Vindicator on a Land Raider so you can Vindicate while you Land Raid dawg!




You can't say the offspring of a Vindicator and Land Raider, both wxceedly maly tanks, are less manly than a russ.






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On the topic of YOLO, I don't use it anymore. I say YODO! YOU ONLY DIE ONCE!

generalchaos34 wrote:

generalchaos34 wrote:


Manly = Smart, because you cant bang chicks when youre dead

...and as we all know, chicks love those safe basement dwellers!

Is that another necron joke?

Naw, that's just a subtle hint at the fact that always staying safe will not get you anything in live and certainly isn't "manly" at all. Can't remember our ancestors sitting at home, waiting for those animals to hop in the pan

 Sigvatr wrote:

generalchaos34 wrote:

generalchaos34 wrote:


Manly = Smart, because you cant bang chicks when youre dead

...and as we all know, chicks love those safe basement dwellers!

Is that another necron joke?

Naw, that's just a subtle hint at the fact that always staying safe will not get you anything in live and certainly isn't "manly" at all. Can't remember our ancestors sitting at home, waiting for those animals to hop in the pan

No we had to develop domestication for that... took a little effort but it was worth it

 Sigvatr wrote:

generalchaos34 wrote:

generalchaos34 wrote:


Manly = Smart, because you cant bang chicks when youre dead

...and as we all know, chicks love those safe basement dwellers!

Is that another necron joke?

Naw, that's just a subtle hint at the fact that always staying safe will not get you anything in live and certainly isn't "manly" at all. Can't remember our ancestors sitting at home, waiting for those animals to hop in the pan

All i was saying is that you cant pick up chicks when youre dead, thats all, and also that YOLO is stupid

I'm really supriesed this has not been mentioned yet.


Yo dawg i heard you like laz cannons...

Throws in: " Storm-Hammer "..

 1hadhq wrote:
Throws in: " Storm-Hammer "..

Agreed

Hades Breaching Drill of Doom and Gloom

TheCaptain wrote:(The metric unit for manliness)

Wait, there's a METRIC manliness?

Well what the hell am I going to do with my English manliness set?

How has this not been mentioned?



Leman Russ Tank Destroyer, it's an Uberphalis on treads. Secondary weapons, I have no need for your puny secondary weapons once I fire my white hot load of DEATH!

The Necron Doom Ark might win, since it's a giant penis strapped between the pilots legs



But the pilot is an emotionless robot

Then there's the Ordinatus, a rolling factory with a gun the size of a building.



And yes some nutter tried this in 28mm



Finally there is a HUGE tank I'm trying to find, it was a black imperial super heavy. Basically a rolling cathedral with leman russ turrets and stained glass and impailed guardsmen on it. Done in the early 2000s before a lot of the bits and kits we have now even existed. Can anyone find it?

 Backspacehacker wrote:
I'm really supriesed this has not been mentioned yet.


Yo dawg i heard you like laz cannons...

The manliness goes down when you see the whack-a-mole marine popping out of the hatch.

Anyways, while the Russ is undoubtedly the manliest tank evar, there is still this beastie.


One Vanquisher Cannon not enough? Try two and strap it to the Baneblade Mk 2, the Macharius.

And people say the Magos never invent stuff.

My manly tank of choice is the Malcador Defender. As old, if not much much older than the venerable Russ tank, mounts a demolisher cannon, sponson weapons such as lascannons, autocannons, heavy bolters and heavy flamers, and a bunker on top with 5 heavy bolters for a 360 degree arc of fire. The beast is designed to go right through the wall of the enemy fortress and act as a mobile bunker laying down covering fire all around it.

And I own one, along with a Macharius VMB, 2 baneblades, one hellhammer and two other baneblade chassis tanks.

Kid_Kyoto wrote:The Necron Doom Ark might win, since it's a giant penis strapped between the pilots legs

Lol

Sorry, I'm having a really hard time hearing you over my doomsday wang.

 Backspacehacker wrote:
I'm really supriesed this has not been mentioned yet.


Yo dawg i heard you like laz cannons...

FREEM!!

From the not-so-subtle Orks..



If we're getting into wang measuring competitions the Great Gargant 'belly gun' deserves an honorable mention, as does the Snapper Gargant's signiature weapon.

I LIVE FOR THREADS LIKE THIS!

Obviously, the most manly tank would be the Dais of Destruction..You are riding around in an aerodynamic cardboard box carrying three lances that make Land Raiders cry. Armour? What the feth is armour? We have slave girls as meat shields instead. Did I mention it's being driven by the greatest pimp in space ever? He won't even wait until the battle's over to start 'celebrating'. And if you all insist on bringing in phallic objects, need I remind you what the old Incubi had mounted to their helmets? Was it - another phallic cannon? Not to mention that that prow-mounted dark lance could score many a penetrating hit?

Look at your tank. Now look at me. Now look at your tank. Now look at me. Now back to your tank, now back to me. Sadly, your tank isn't me. But he could be like me if he had slave girls. And spiky black armour. And a space pimp. And two professional killers with crazy helmets and giant swords riding shotgun.

Your tank will never have that. So just give up now.

Bwa-ha-ha.

Painbiro wrote:We have slave girls as meat shields instead.

Hmm, they do have the women.

It only counts if you actually put slave girl models on the vehicle, though.

 Ailaros wrote:

Painbiro wrote:We have slave girls as meat shields instead.

Hmm, they do have the women.

It only counts if you actually put slave girl models on the vehicle, though.

Does that add or take away manly points? On the one hand, you are strapping people to your tank for the hell of it. That's pretty manly. On the other hand, you are hiding behind others.

Carnifex, the equivalent of a tyranid tank.

Why is it more manly? Because it eats tanks, so if you are what you eat, then the carnifex is more manly for every tank it eats... and constipated.

TheCustomLime wrote:

 Ailaros wrote:

Painbiro wrote:We have slave girls as meat shields instead.

Hmm, they do have the women.

It only counts if you actually put slave girl models on the vehicle, though.

Does that add or take away manly points? On the one hand, you are strapping people to your tank for the hell of it. That's pretty manly. On the other hand, you are hiding behind others.

If we get bonus points for strapping people to our tanks then guard would be the friggin champions.

If I could glue guardsmen to the front of my tank for a coversave I would do it in a heartbeat.

Also, everyone knows you can pick up way more chicks in a tank. I mean look at that Leman Russ. You could cover that thing in women easily.

And get a +5 cover save to boot! Let's see your filthy pointy ear cardboard box with wings do that!

 MrMoustaffa wrote:

TheCustomLime wrote:

 Ailaros wrote:

Painbiro wrote:We have slave girls as meat shields instead.

Hmm, they do have the women.

It only counts if you actually put slave girl models on the vehicle, though.

Does that add or take away manly points? On the one hand, you are strapping people to your tank for the hell of it. That's pretty manly. On the other hand, you are hiding behind others.

If we get bonus points for strapping people to our tanks then guard would be the friggin champions.

If I could glue guardsmen to the front of my tank for a coversave I would do it in a heartbeat.

Also, everyone knows you can pick up way more chicks in a tank. I mean look at that Leman Russ. You could cover that thing in women easily.

And get a +5 cover save to boot! Let's see your filthy pointy ear cardboard box with wings do that!

Picking up chicks in a tank? I guess you could strap a dozer blade to a russ and drive it through a crowd of wo.. oh! You mean like flirting and stuff. Yeah, everyone knows the real men drive Russes. Not some sissy Landy Raider or some pansy Necron vehicle.

 MrMoustaffa wrote:

TheCustomLime wrote:

 Ailaros wrote:

Painbiro wrote:We have slave girls as meat shields instead.

Hmm, they do have the women.

It only counts if you actually put slave girl models on the vehicle, though.

Does that add or take away manly points? On the one hand, you are strapping people to your tank for the hell of it. That's pretty manly. On the other hand, you are hiding behind others.

If we get bonus points for strapping people to our tanks then guard would be the friggin champions.

If I could glue guardsmen to the front of my tank for a coversave I would do it in a heartbeat.

Also, everyone knows you can pick up way more chicks in a tank. I mean look at that Leman Russ. You could cover that thing in women easily.

And get a +5 cover save to boot! Let's see your filthy pointy ear cardboard box with wings do that!

The Dais gets a 5+ cover save from moving.

EDIT: Did I mention it has a spoiler? Which one of your metal boxes with guns that compensate for something has a spoiler?

Painbiro wrote:
EDIT: Did I mention it has a spoiler?

Ok, it's now disqualified from this competition.

 SilverMK2 wrote:
I do love the stormlord.

Being about to turn an entire section of the world into swiss cheese at the push of a button is just awesome

And then deploy 20 terminator friends

Valdor Tank Hunter.

I do not use kinetic force.

Nor do I use heat.

I unmake you at the atomic level. I unbind your atmoic structure, I tear apart the fabric of reality around you. I reduce you to the basic elemental components of matter. I do this all from an enormous, tank mounted vibrator, and if I somehow fail to satisfy your desire to be un-made, I un-make myself in shame.

I am no mere tank, no mere destroyer, I am a karmic balancer. I ensure manliness prevails, for should my own manliness fail to overcome that of my enemies, I destroy myself, paving the way for continued, greater manliness.

Painbiro wrote:


EDIT: Did I mention it has a spoiler? Which one of your metal boxes with guns that compensate for something has a spoiler?

The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is the love interest of Spiderman.


It also helped defeat Sauron


and...
It IS Spiderman which coupled with the first one is not only mind bending but also Manly because it's the cool Spiderman. (In spoiler 'cos the image is freaking massive)

 purplefood wrote:

Painbiro wrote:


EDIT: Did I mention it has a spoiler? Which one of your metal boxes with guns that compensate for something has a spoiler?

The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is the love interest of Spiderman.

You see, it's funny because it's a spoiler for the next spiderman movie...

Yeah I'll go sit in the corner now...

 Ascalam wrote:


Plus a red one really does go faster (popular male myth that)

Red cars are for ladies.

Also, why is spiderman kissing the... erm... exhaust port of the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT?

Because nothing gets in the way of true love...
Apart from a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT...

Also: The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is bigger...

On the inside...