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Now all I want to see is what a looted CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT would look like.

I keep imagining an ork Battlefortress, but even more ridiculous.

 MrMoustaffa wrote:
Also, why is spiderman kissing the... erm... exhaust port of the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT?

spiderman likes it dirty... everyone knows that... and what better to give it to him dirty than a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT?

 MrMoustaffa wrote:

TheCustomLime wrote:

 Ailaros wrote:

Painbiro wrote:We have slave girls as meat shields instead.

Hmm, they do have the women.

It only counts if you actually put slave girl models on the vehicle, though.

Does that add or take away manly points? On the one hand, you are strapping people to your tank for the hell of it. That's pretty manly. On the other hand, you are hiding behind others.

If we get bonus points for strapping people to our tanks then guard would be the friggin champions.

If I could glue guardsmen to the front of my tank for a coversave I would do it in a heartbeat.

Also, everyone knows you can pick up way more chicks in a tank. I mean look at that Leman Russ. You could cover that thing in women easily.

And get a +5 cover save to boot! Let's see your filthy pointy ear cardboard box with wings do that!

tfw guard have been doing this for two editions, in the form of bubble-wrap.

Our guardsmen are manly for trying to step infront of anti-tank weapons, and our tank-commanders are manly for telling guardsmen to eat anti-tank rounds so their ride can keep wrecking face.

Battlewagon with deff rolla...Guns are for sissies!!!

This says "I have manhood issues" and it was conceived by the Third Reich no less....



The LAND KREUSER Pz1000 RATTE (wait for the day this launches on World of tanks and everyone has kittens!!)

Even 40k cannot match this, this is an order of magnitude bigger than a Baneblade....It's in 15mm Scale, this thing is more like an Ordinatus than a tank.

I see your PZ1000 and give you the PZ 1500




It fires this


800mm mobile anti- anything gun.

in WD a while ago there was an ork mobile gun about 4 feet long

Oh yes, so there was. Really, that was an Artillery Battery...

Artillery...

Wait...

I think the Basilisk is the manliest tank ever. No armour to hide behind, with a gun that could launch the operators, right on the front line, and manually aimed.

MANLY.

That is an artillery silencer because the test fire range was next to a residential area. Not really manly.

Stealth is imperative to manliness. Marbo is stealth. You say marbo is not manly?

Even so, notice the shape of the silencer. Beats the Stompa belly gun.

Best thread ever....

Also, that Artillery....Thing... is the most phallic weapon I've ever seen

 Deadshot wrote:
Stealth is imperative to manliness. Marbo is stealth. You say marbo is not manly?

Marbo isn't manly because of his stealth.

He's manly in SPITE of his stealth.

That's how manly he is.

zephoid wrote:
I see your PZ1000 and give you the PZ 1500




It fires this


800mm mobile anti- anything gun.

Hum, that is actually a railgun shell. The PZ1500 was basically a railgun on tracks, not a tank!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwerer_Gustav

40K version of the PZ1000 would probably be a small city on tracks with battleship lance projectors and artillery cannons poking out in a few dozen places.

Go for Chimera's though - you know your going to die as soon as you get hit but you still charge the enemy in your tin can.

I dunno, gotta throw my hat in the Russ ring.

What's that? High profile you say? Only 180mm of armor you say? Slab sides? Rivets?

Sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of the aneurysm I just caused you when I destroyed your future-tank.

Sorry, can't hear your gloating over the aneurism..

Busy Deffrolling over your tank like an empty beer can

 Ascalam wrote:
Sorry, can't hear your gloating over the aneurism..

Busy Deffrolling over your tank like an empty beer can

Can't tell that you are busy. Blowing up your hunk of Ork scrap metal with my vanquisher cannon.

I think we're forgetting a major factor in the decision making process here.

People keep post space marine vehicles. Which we're pretty certain have no longer functioning manly bitz. Disqualified.

People keep posting ork vehicles, which are asexual and have no manly bitz. Disqualified.

And people keep posting Eldar, and those DEFINITELY aren't men, therefore disqualified.

Obviously Imperial Guard is the only real option

Fellblade

 Matt.Kingsley wrote:
Fellblade

PFfffft, that tank? Manly? Puuuhhhlleeease, you can get any coward to get into that thing and drive it. I mean, it has all this advanced armor and weapons. It takes a man with REAL balls of steel to get into a Leman Russ!

The Fellblade is for Astartes who are compensating for not having the sheer balls of a Guardsman with his Baneblade.

PFfffft, that tank? Manly? Puuuhhhlleeease, you can get any coward to get into that thing and drive it. I mean, it has all this advanced armor and weapons. It takes a man with REAL balls of steel to get into a Leman Russ!

Well if you are talking balls of Steel, Courageous, Manly, definitely gonna die but don't care, then.....Grot Tanks win.



It's basically a "Shop-a-mobility" Cart with a steel plate around it. Stephen Hawking probably qualifies as a Grot Tank.

Stephen Hawking is too technologically advanced to be a Grot Tank. Think more along the lines of an old folks home that decided to mobilize for war.

zephoid wrote:That is an artillery silencer

Artillery... silencer?

Shh! Did you hear that?

Naw, nevermind, it was probably nothing.

 Ailaros wrote:

zephoid wrote:That is an artillery silencer

Artillery... silencer?

Shh! Did you hear that?

Naw, nevermind, it was probably nothing.

Them orks are gettin awfully sneaky sarge. I heard they were making an artillery silencer.

 MrMoustaffa wrote:

Them orks are gettin awfully sneaky sarge. I heard they were making an artillery silencer.

Loudener.

You meant loudener.

B'koz louda iz killier ya git!

The words Subtle and Ork don't go together..

Oh and fair point on Stephen Hawking his chair is probably more advanced than most of the Tech in the Imperium of man.

"Magos we've found an archeotech- Skeleton in a mobile Chair, it's unbelievably advanced!"

"Finally a device we can mount the Emperor in, and take him on tour!"

 TheCaptain wrote:

 MrMoustaffa wrote:

Them orks are gettin awfully sneaky sarge. I heard they were making an artillery silencer.

Loudener.

You meant loudener.

B'koz louda iz killier ya git!

Damn, they are sneaky. Them be making artillery loudeners that silences at the same time!

Have YOU ever heard an Artillery Loudener? Nobody has, they're all deaf! Now Dat's da propah sneak!

 Arcsquad12 wrote:
Have YOU ever heard a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT? Nobody has, they're all deaf! Now Dat's da propah CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!

Fixed that for you