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You hide between thick armour, afraid that your uniforms might be sullied. How manly indeed.
The Gorgon is far more manly; open topped, so you might smell the promethium burning, and feel the the refreshing zing of shrapnel, and equipped with not one, but two single-use mortars! It's manliness is so certain, it doesn't even need reloads.
Fixed that for you...
Fixed that fix for you.
Aha, bask before my nefarious glory.
Therefore, I conclude, Valve should announce Half Life 2: Episode 3.
MajorStoffer wrote: I don't think the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is manly at all.
You hide between thick armour, afraid that your uniforms might be sullied. How manly indeed.
The Gorgon is far more manly; open topped, so you might smell the promethium burning, and feel the the refreshing zing of shrapnel, and equipped with not one, but two single-use mortars! It's manliness is so certain, it doesn't even need reloads.
Fixed that for you...
Fixed that fix for you.
Aha, bask before my nefarious glory.
There will be a glorious reckoning.
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
You hide between thick armour, afraid that your uniforms might be sullied. How manly indeed.
The Gorgon is far more manly; open topped, so you might smell the promethium burning, and feel the the refreshing zing of shrapnel, and equipped with not one, but two single-use mortars! It's manliness is so certain, it doesn't even need reloads.
Fixed that for you...
Fixed that fix for you.
Aha, bask before my nefarious glory.
There will be a glorious reckoning.
And your inferior Crassus based manlies will swept aside into the ashbin of history.
Therefore, I conclude, Valve should announce Half Life 2: Episode 3.
MajorStoffer wrote: I don't think the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is manly at all.
You hide between CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT, afraid that your CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT might be sullied. How CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT indeed.
The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is far more manly; CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT, so you might smell the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT, and feel the the refreshing zing of CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT, and equipped with not one, but two single-use CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! It'sCRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is so certain, it doesn't even need CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
Fixed that for you...
Fixed that fix for you.
Aha, bask before my nefarious CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
There will be a glorious reckoning.
And your inferior CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT based CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT will swept aside into the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT of history.
There.
Will.
Be.
A.
Glorious.
Reckoning.
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
New plan. Someone needs to make an epic-scale CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT so we can make a PRAETOR AMOURED ASSAULT LAUNCHER that fires CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS instead of missiles.
There is no such thing as a hobby without politics. "Leave politics at the door" is itself a political statement, an endorsement of the status quo and an attempt to silence dissenting voices.
I could say the baneblade for being a "light" super heavy tank.
but i will have to go with a Landraider Ares with this marine sticking out the top
They are Manly Marines for a reason
"I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK" - Batman
"It exist because it needs to. Because its not the tank the imperium deserve but the one it needs right now . So it wont complain because it can take it. Because they're not our normal tank. It is a silent guardian, a watchful protector . A leman russ!" - Ilove40k
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For a war there has to be some resistance...
This isn't a war...
This is Mechagenocide.
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
Dammit Purplefood I was drinking when I saw that Dinosaur picture.
'I've played Guard for years, and the best piece of advice is to always utilize the Guard's best special rule: "we roll more dice than you" ' - stormleader
"Sector Imperialis: 25mm and 40mm Round Bases (40+20) 26€ (Including 32 skulls for basing) " GW design philosophy in a nutshell
So, the Dinosaurs were wiped out by CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS? God, that would make for the best Land Before Time sequel ever.
Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!
Now, I have to admit that the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is a worthy tank, but give some respect to the Gorgon. It's a WWII landing craft on tank tracks. Now, why would someone need their tank to be a boat? Because the Gorgon is designed to drive through the sea of blood and corpses of its enemies, floating on the blood of the damned until it smashes into its target, lowers its assault ramp, and deploys 50 screaming guardsmen to butcher anything in their path.
Meanwhile the poor troops in the CAAT crawl meekly out of the back and wish they had been given such a manly transport.
There is no such thing as a hobby without politics. "Leave politics at the door" is itself a political statement, an endorsement of the status quo and an attempt to silence dissenting voices.
TheCustomLime wrote: So, the Dinosaurs were wiped out by CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS? God, that would make for the best Land Before Time sequel ever.
What sequel would that be? It'd be thirty seconds of the dinosaurs looking up while purple foot screams CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT at the top of his lungs on loop.
'I've played Guard for years, and the best piece of advice is to always utilize the Guard's best special rule: "we roll more dice than you" ' - stormleader
"Sector Imperialis: 25mm and 40mm Round Bases (40+20) 26€ (Including 32 skulls for basing) " GW design philosophy in a nutshell
TheCustomLime wrote: So, the Dinosaurs were wiped out by CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS? God, that would make for the best Land Before Time sequel ever.
Truly, the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS were the Land Raiders Before Time.
Peregrine wrote: Now, I have to admit that the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is a worthy tank, but give some respect to the Gorgon. It's a WWII landing craft on tank tracks. Now, why would someone need their tank to be a boat? Because the Gorgon is designed to drive through the sea of blood and corpses of its enemies, floating on the blood of the damned until it smashes into its target, lowers its assault ramp, and deploys 50 screaming guardsmen to butcher anything in their path.
Meanwhile the poor troops in the CAAT crawl meekly out of the back and wish they had been given such a manly transport.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
TheCustomLime wrote: So, the Dinosaurs were wiped out by CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS? God, that would make for the best Land Before Time sequel ever.
What sequel would that be? It'd be thirty seconds of the dinosaurs looking up while purple foot screams CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT at the top of his lungs on loop.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
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TheCustomLime wrote: So, the Dinosaurs were wiped out by CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS? God, that would make for the best Land Before Time sequel ever.
What sequel would that be? It'd be thirty seconds of the dinosaurs looking up while purple foot screams CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT at the top of his lungs on loop.
You mean 30 seconds of awesomeness! Certainly better than the other ones.
The Land Before Time XX: Best 30 seconds of your life.
Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!
The Land Before time XIV: Dawn of the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS?
"I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK" - Batman
"It exist because it needs to. Because its not the tank the imperium deserve but the one it needs right now . So it wont complain because it can take it. Because they're not our normal tank. It is a silent guardian, a watchful protector . A leman russ!" - Ilove40k
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While the CRASSUS ARMOUR ASSAULT TRANSPORT is a manly tank, it does not yet have a song about it. While other less fearsome tanks do.
"I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK" - Batman
"It exist because it needs to. Because its not the tank the imperium deserve but the one it needs right now . So it wont complain because it can take it. Because they're not our normal tank. It is a silent guardian, a watchful protector . A leman russ!" - Ilove40k
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2k
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The Dominus Seige Bombard and the Preator Assault Launcher are weapons carrying variants of the Crassus.
The Crassus is an enclosed version of the Gorgon.
The Gorgon and Crassus are the transport versions of the Macharius.
Ergo - Macharius is the manilest tank because without it none of the others would exist.
Oh which then Vulcan is the bestest because it carries a Titan weapon with only 20 seconds worth of ammo even with all the storage bins stuffed to capacity!
The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT and the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT are CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT carrying CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT of the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is an CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT version of the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT and CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT are the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT versions of the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
Ergo - CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is the manilest CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT because without it CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
Oh which then CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is the bestest because it carries a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT with only 20 seconds worth of CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT even with all the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT stuffed to capacity!
I don't think you have heard the message...
Incidentally people, be sure to spell the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT's name correctly or they will come for you...
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
Ninjacommando wrote: While the CRASSUS ARMOUR ASSAULT TRANSPORT is a manly tank, it does not yet have a song about it. While other less fearsome tanks do.
No?
What did you think these were written about?
Spoiler:
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/01/09 08:05:30
"I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK" - Batman
"It exist because it needs to. Because its not the tank the imperium deserve but the one it needs right now . So it wont complain because it can take it. Because they're not our normal tank. It is a silent guardian, a watchful protector . A leman russ!" - Ilove40k
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2k
/ 1k
1k
And the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT isn't a metal BAWKS? It's like... the God Emperor of Metal Bawskes.
Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far!
" -KingCracker
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I feel manly just reading it.
Necrons - 3000 pts
HH Imperial Militia/Cults - 1000 points Check out my P&M blog! (
Bretonnia - 4500 pts
The Empire 
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5th Boudican Mechanised - 2300 points W:0 D:4 L:3
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