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2015/09/03 19:27:36
Subject: Best Quotes from Dakka
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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WTF did I just read?
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DA:70S+G+M+B++I++Pw40k08+D++A++/fWD-R+T(M)DM+
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2015/09/03 19:28:30
Subject: Re:Best Quotes from Dakka
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Not really quotes per say, but the "Our Avatars in a Room" thread gets pretty good. We've had some great moments.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/03 19:28:31
Subject: Re:Best Quotes from Dakka
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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 Matthew wrote: KaptinBadrukk wrote: Matthew wrote: KaptinBadrukk wrote:From JamesGang
What the £€¥€!!!! are you talking about??
MATTHEW WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE ORDER WAS GIVEN TO DESTROY FRANCE ?
MATTHEW WHO GAVE THE ORDER TO DESTROY FRANCE?
MATTHEW HOW MUCH CREAM DO I PUT IN MY COFFEE?
MATTHEW HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FRENCH FRIES?!
MATTHEW HOW COULD YOU DESTROY MY BEAUTIFUL HOME WORLD KNOWING IT WOULD DRIVE A STAKE BETWEEN OUR ALLIANCE AND FORFEIT ALL WE HAD CREATED TO RESTORE PEACE IN THE GALAXY OF JORDAN?!
MATTHEW WILL YOU BUY MY 40k CHAOS SPACE MARINES FROM ME AS REPARATIONS AND ADMIT GUILT IN THE BRUTAL DESTRUCTION OF FRANCE AND SILENCING OF OVER 4 BILLION OF MY STAUNCHEST SUPPORTERS?
More questions to follow Matthew.........
More better ones with seriously serious over and undertones. More...better.....seriously.....toned.......questions......
what have I missed...
Well, let's see.
You have missed a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
LOL, just joking. See for yourself.
I NEED. A LINK. I HAVE GREAT POSSIBILITIES FOR A NEW QUOTE IN MY SIG.
Link Automatically Appended Next Post:
Uhh...let's see. You read something like this?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/03 19:30:01
INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/09/03 19:31:43
Subject: Re:Best Quotes from Dakka
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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KaptinBadrukk wrote: Matthew wrote: KaptinBadrukk wrote: Matthew wrote: KaptinBadrukk wrote:From JamesGang What the £€¥€!!!! are you talking about??
MATTHEW WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE ORDER WAS GIVEN TO DESTROY FRANCE ?
MATTHEW WHO GAVE THE ORDER TO DESTROY FRANCE?
MATTHEW HOW MUCH CREAM DO I PUT IN MY COFFEE?
MATTHEW HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FRENCH FRIES?!
MATTHEW HOW COULD YOU DESTROY MY BEAUTIFUL HOME WORLD KNOWING IT WOULD DRIVE A STAKE BETWEEN OUR ALLIANCE AND FORFEIT ALL WE HAD CREATED TO RESTORE PEACE IN THE GALAXY OF JORDAN?!
MATTHEW WILL YOU BUY MY 40k CHAOS SPACE MARINES FROM ME AS REPARATIONS AND ADMIT GUILT IN THE BRUTAL DESTRUCTION OF FRANCE AND SILENCING OF OVER 4 BILLION OF MY STAUNCHEST SUPPORTERS?
More questions to follow Matthew.........
More better ones with seriously serious over and undertones. More...better.....seriously.....toned.......questions......
what have I missed...
Well, let's see. You have missed a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT. LOL, just joking. See for yourself.
I NEED. A LINK. I HAVE GREAT POSSIBILITIES FOR A NEW QUOTE IN MY SIG.
Link Automatically Appended Next Post: Uhh...let's see. You read something like this?
Could I have a link to the post, not the thread?
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2015/09/03 19:32:07
Subject: Re:Best Quotes from Dakka
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Matthew wrote: KaptinBadrukk wrote: Matthew wrote: KaptinBadrukk wrote: Matthew wrote: KaptinBadrukk wrote:From JamesGang
What the £€¥€!!!! are you talking about??
MATTHEW WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE ORDER WAS GIVEN TO DESTROY FRANCE ?
MATTHEW WHO GAVE THE ORDER TO DESTROY FRANCE?
MATTHEW HOW MUCH CREAM DO I PUT IN MY COFFEE?
MATTHEW HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FRENCH FRIES?!
MATTHEW HOW COULD YOU DESTROY MY BEAUTIFUL HOME WORLD KNOWING IT WOULD DRIVE A STAKE BETWEEN OUR ALLIANCE AND FORFEIT ALL WE HAD CREATED TO RESTORE PEACE IN THE GALAXY OF JORDAN?!
MATTHEW WILL YOU BUY MY 40k CHAOS SPACE MARINES FROM ME AS REPARATIONS AND ADMIT GUILT IN THE BRUTAL DESTRUCTION OF FRANCE AND SILENCING OF OVER 4 BILLION OF MY STAUNCHEST SUPPORTERS?
More questions to follow Matthew.........
More better ones with seriously serious over and undertones. More...better.....seriously.....toned.......questions......
what have I missed...
Well, let's see.
You have missed a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
LOL, just joking. See for yourself.
I NEED. A LINK. I HAVE GREAT POSSIBILITIES FOR A NEW QUOTE IN MY SIG.
Link
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Uhh...let's see. You read something like this?
SENPAI
What's SENPAI?
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/09/03 19:33:40
Subject: Best Quotes from Dakka
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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I NEED A LINK TO THE POST NO THE THREAD PLEASE I NEEEEEEEEEEEED IT
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2015/09/03 19:37:45
Subject: Best Quotes from Dakka
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Matthew wrote:I NEED A LINK TO THE POST NO THE THREAD PLEASE I NEEEEEEEEEEEED IT
LINK!
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/09/03 19:41:13
Subject: Best Quotes from Dakka
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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I LOOOOOOVEEEEE YOUUUUUU
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2015/09/03 19:41:31
Subject: Best Quotes from Dakka
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/03 19:41:47
INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/09/03 20:24:53
Subject: Re:Best Quotes from Dakka
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Mysterious Techpriest
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Matthew wrote: KaptinBadrukk wrote: Matthew wrote: KaptinBadrukk wrote:From JamesGang
What the £€¥€!!!! are you talking about??
MATTHEW WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE ORDER WAS GIVEN TO DESTROY FRANCE ?
MATTHEW WHO GAVE THE ORDER TO DESTROY FRANCE?
MATTHEW HOW MUCH CREAM DO I PUT IN MY COFFEE?
MATTHEW HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR FRENCH FRIES?!
MATTHEW HOW COULD YOU DESTROY MY BEAUTIFUL HOME WORLD KNOWING IT WOULD DRIVE A STAKE BETWEEN OUR ALLIANCE AND FORFEIT ALL WE HAD CREATED TO RESTORE PEACE IN THE GALAXY OF JORDAN?!
MATTHEW WILL YOU BUY MY 40k CHAOS SPACE MARINES FROM ME AS REPARATIONS AND ADMIT GUILT IN THE BRUTAL DESTRUCTION OF FRANCE AND SILENCING OF OVER 4 BILLION OF MY STAUNCHEST SUPPORTERS?
More questions to follow Matthew.........
More better ones with seriously serious over and undertones. More...better.....seriously.....toned.......questions......
what have I missed...
Well, let's see.
You have missed a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
LOL, just joking. See for yourself.
I NEED. A LINK. I HAVE GREAT POSSIBILITIES FOR A NEW QUOTE IN MY SIG.
MATTHEW I LIKE YOUR SIG!
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2015/09/04 23:15:41
Subject: Best Quotes from Dakka
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Fixture of Dakka
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There's just so much of dakkadakka that's quotable, I've forgotten it all. 
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Black Bases and Grey Plastic Forever:My quaint little hobby blog.
40k- The Kumunga Swarm  (more)
Count Mortimer’s Private Security Force/Excavation Team  (building)
Kabal of the Grieving Widow  (less)
Plus other games- miniature and cardboard both. |
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2015/09/09 17:41:06
Subject: Re:Best Quotes from Dakka
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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Hierophant wrote:The Imperial Guard doesn't have a laundry service, mainly as the average useful lifespan for a Guardsman is less than that of his underwear.
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2015/09/11 12:16:59
Subject: Best Quotes from Dakka
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Jovial Junkatrukk Driver
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My signature :>
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motyak wrote:[...] Yes, the mods are illuminati, and yakface, lego and dakka dakka itself are the 3 points of the triangle.
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2015/09/11 13:07:16
Subject: Re:Best Quotes from Dakka
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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 j31c3n wrote:I hate literally everything about metal models and I hope they are never produced ever again and the formula for "white metal" is buried in a safe at the bottom of the ocean after being burned to ashes. They're hard to modify, heavy, chip easily, monopose, and almost always ugly compared to more modern plastic kits.
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2015/09/11 18:49:50
Subject: Re:Best Quotes from Dakka
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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What a SUPER AWESOME
SAUCES meme ¬¬
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/11 18:50:40
INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/09/12 01:53:54
Subject: Re:Best Quotes from Dakka
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Mysterious Techpriest
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I mean, to be fair, metal models are so UGGGGGHHHHHH
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2015/09/12 11:06:03
Subject: Best Quotes from Dakka
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Pfff metal models are great when you stop and realize they thought metal and plastic models were a brilliant idea. Ever try to glue a plasma cannon onto a space marine when cannon weighs twice as much as the marine with base? It's a nightmare
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2015/09/29 12:55:28
Subject: Re:Best Quotes from Dakka
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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 the shrouded lord wrote:also, just got home to find my sister's new puppy has urinated on my camrera  , which i had left on the couch, so no pics untill it dries.
i swear this dog hates me, so far he's chewed up a lictor (finecast), eaten my favourite shoes, and now hes peed on my camera.
Automatically Appended Next Post:  Savageconvoy wrote:and then he slides it down the hill, ramming right into the front lines of the enemy. Insistent that he must "sleigh the xenos scum".[/quote
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2015/10/03 23:04:00
Subject: Best Quotes from Dakka
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS for the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT GOD!!!!!!
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/10/04 03:06:39
Subject: Re:Best Quotes from Dakka
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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just a new guy strolling through but I found this quote rather funny
Charistoph wrote:
Orks are like cartoons. Laws of physicis only have an affect on them if you inform them that they have an affect on them. Get a whole bunch of Orks running off a cliff, and they'd only fall once one notices that they aren't running on ground any more.
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY  bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/10/10 19:14:10
Subject: Re:Best Quotes from Dakka
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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2015/10/11 16:55:52
Subject: Re:Best Quotes from Dakka
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Southampton, Hampshire, England, British Isles, Europe, Earth, Sol, Sector 001
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Alittle self indulgent but I do like this one.
Bloodfever wrote: Ribon Fox, systematically making DakkaDakka members gay, 1 by 1.
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2015/10/11 16:57:28
Subject: Best Quotes from Dakka
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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But why would you make people gay if you're a hot grill?
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2015/10/11 17:01:28
Subject: Best Quotes from Dakka
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Southampton, Hampshire, England, British Isles, Europe, Earth, Sol, Sector 001
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Matthew... (looks at join date) such a sweet, innocent summer child. You'll have to did way back to find out why 
If we are going to reminisce about past threads, who can remember the madness that was the Thruster movement? 
(edited due to not looking at what I typed  )
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2015/10/11 17:04:11
Subject: Re:Best Quotes from Dakka
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Mysterious Techpriest
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I dunno about you Matt, but I just became gay. Dammit Ribon!
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2015/10/11 17:07:34
Subject: Best Quotes from Dakka
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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Oh. Ah. Okay. Ehm... Kay...
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2015/10/11 17:08:16
Subject: Re:Best Quotes from Dakka
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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 zedmeister wrote:The only thing worse is those fake pies. You know the ones: A bowl of stew with a puff pastry lid. I want a proper pie with pastry all over. Not a flat pack fecking pie. This isn't piekea. Savages 
 Ghaz wrote:
Its a win for the people who wear the costumes as well 
 insaniak wrote:I would pronounce it 'Elf'.
Sort of like how 'Astra Militarum' is pronounced 'Imperial Guard'...
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/10/11 17:15:23
Subject: Best Quotes from Dakka
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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 Matthew wrote:But why would you make people gay if you're a hot grill?
You should probably increase your perception stat Automatically Appended Next Post:  Ribon Fox wrote:
If we are going to reminisce about past threads, who can remember the madness that was the Thruster movement?
(edited due to not looking at what I typed )
No idea what that was, but it sounds hot.
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2015/10/11 20:31:40
Subject: Best Quotes from Dakka
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Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces
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Matthew wrote:But why would you make people gay if you're a hot grill?
I don't know why, but is something hot grills tend to do. We have one, and it turned our last barbeque into a gay orgy.
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2015/10/12 11:56:53
Subject: Best Quotes from Dakka
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Assassin with Black Lotus Poison
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 Iron_Captain wrote: Matthew wrote:But why would you make people gay if you're a hot grill?
I don't know why, but is something hot grills tend to do. We have one, and it turned our last barbeque into a gay orgy.
So... hot grills are soon to be banned in Russia?
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/10/12 13:25:58
The Laws of Thermodynamics:
1) You cannot win. 2) You cannot break even. 3) You cannot stop playing the game.
Colonel Flagg wrote:You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.
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~2800 points 
