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2020/08/30 06:20:21
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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What's a dishwasher?
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"But the universe is a big place, and whatever happens, you will not be missed..." |
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2020/08/30 06:32:09
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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It’s a machine that turns dish grease into drama.
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2020/08/30 08:50:11
Subject: Re:Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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I would definitely clap a GUO's cheeks.
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 lord_blackfang wrote:Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.
 Flinty wrote:The benefit of slate is that its.actually a.rock with rock like properties. The downside is that it's a rock
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2020/08/30 09:15:54
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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 BobtheInquisitor wrote:There’s a significant difference between thinking a person looks sexy and a person is desirable for seduction. If you don’t yet know the difference, you’ll learn. Oh boy will you learn.
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You see how haphazard she is with her armor. Can you imagine how she loads the dishwasher?
See slaanesh or dark eldar.
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Wierd kink but okay 
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2020/08/30 17:25:57
https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH. |
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2020/08/30 17:04:00
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
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Normally I avoid exalting in the off topic section because of principle but the magnitude of truth in this statement deserves recognition! Automatically Appended Next Post:  Tiennos wrote:I think the Callidus Assassin is pretty sexy. And I don't even have a latex fetish
Can't she shapeshift into whatever you want as well?
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Road to Renown! It's like classic Path to Glory, but repaired, remastered, expanded! https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/778170.page
I chose an avatar I feel best represents the quality of my post history.
I try to view Warhammer as more of a toolbox with examples than fully complete games. |
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2020/08/30 18:53:00
Subject: Re:Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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Ideally, a GUO. Come on, you guys know it's gonna be GGG.
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lord_blackfang wrote:Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.
Flinty wrote:The benefit of slate is that its.actually a.rock with rock like properties. The downside is that it's a rock
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2020/08/30 18:54:29
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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But think of the sores you’ll develop. Only Slaanesh would want to use the restroom with that kind of clap.
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2020/08/30 23:42:24
Subject: Re:Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Chalice-Wielding Sanguinary High Priest
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Gotta admit, the only times I ever had those thoughts while actually painting or whatever else, was back when I was a teenager. And let's face it, as a teenager the damn hormones will have you thinking about horniness from the stupidest things.
That said? I'll echo the Callidus Assassin for sure, and also Lelith Hesperax. Sure, she'd murder you. But if you seduce her to the point she wants you to enjoy it? I can't think of a better way to kick the bucket.
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2020/08/31 00:15:38
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Stalwart Tribune
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Yep. I haven't checked, but I'm sure that's been used as fodder for plenty of dirty and/or disturbing fanfiction.
In fact, I wouldn't be all that surprised if it'd been used in some BL works...
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2020/08/31 03:10:49
Subject: Re:Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
Inside Yvraine
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Fulgrim, no contest.
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2020/08/31 10:21:32
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Fresh-Faced New User
The Royal throne of kings
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Hello my lovelies,
I'm glad to see I haven't been banned (yet). Love the pics too! This thread should definitely have more pics.
That Morathi elf girl would get it... Or, more likely I would cos I hear she's quite a goer.
I'm not sure what the best way would be to impress her, maybe if I brought her the head of my worst enemy?
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2020/08/31 14:44:08
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
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The head of her son would do it.
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Road to Renown! It's like classic Path to Glory, but repaired, remastered, expanded! https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/778170.page
I chose an avatar I feel best represents the quality of my post history.
I try to view Warhammer as more of a toolbox with examples than fully complete games. |
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2020/08/31 19:48:47
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Mighty Vampire Count
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I am reading that several different ways....
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I AM A MARINE PLAYER
"Unimaginably ancient xenos artefact somewhere on the planet, hive fleet poised above our heads, hidden 'stealer broods making an early start....and now a bloody Chaos cult crawling out of the woodwork just in case we were bored. Welcome to my world, Ciaphas."
Inquisitor Amberley Vail, Ordo Xenos 
"I will admit that some Primachs like Russ or Horus could have a chance against an unarmed 12 year old novice but, a full Battle Sister??!! One to one? In close combat? Perhaps three Primarchs fighting together... but just one Primarch?" da001
www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/528517.page
A Bloody Road - my Warhammer Fantasy Fiction |
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2020/08/31 19:51:08
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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It's morathi, that Interpretation is well, probably accurate.
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https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH. |
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2020/08/31 20:00:54
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Mighty Vampire Count
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True very true....especially in the older lore.....
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I AM A MARINE PLAYER
"Unimaginably ancient xenos artefact somewhere on the planet, hive fleet poised above our heads, hidden 'stealer broods making an early start....and now a bloody Chaos cult crawling out of the woodwork just in case we were bored. Welcome to my world, Ciaphas."
Inquisitor Amberley Vail, Ordo Xenos
"I will admit that some Primachs like Russ or Horus could have a chance against an unarmed 12 year old novice but, a full Battle Sister??!! One to one? In close combat? Perhaps three Primarchs fighting together... but just one Primarch?" da001
www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/528517.page
A Bloody Road - my Warhammer Fantasy Fiction |
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2020/09/08 05:00:10
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Keeper of the Flame
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Marianne Cheveaux (sp?) from Mordheim.
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www.classichammer.com
For 4-6th WFB, 2-5th 40k, and similar timeframe gaming
Looking for dice from the new AOS boxed set and Dark Imperium on the cheap. Let me know if you can help.
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2020/09/08 09:44:17
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Mighty Vampire Count
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Lets face it there are a number of vampire ladies in warhammer that are gorgeous - some of them might even let you live through the experience.....
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I AM A MARINE PLAYER
"Unimaginably ancient xenos artefact somewhere on the planet, hive fleet poised above our heads, hidden 'stealer broods making an early start....and now a bloody Chaos cult crawling out of the woodwork just in case we were bored. Welcome to my world, Ciaphas."
Inquisitor Amberley Vail, Ordo Xenos
"I will admit that some Primachs like Russ or Horus could have a chance against an unarmed 12 year old novice but, a full Battle Sister??!! One to one? In close combat? Perhaps three Primarchs fighting together... but just one Primarch?" da001
www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/528517.page
A Bloody Road - my Warhammer Fantasy Fiction |
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2020/09/08 10:21:41
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Keeper of the Flame
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 Mr Morden wrote:
Lets face it there are a number of vampire ladies in warhammer that are gorgeous - some of them might even let you live through the experience.....
Yeah, but she seems to be the most... structurally sound. Don't have to worry about the whole rot thing.
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www.classichammer.com
For 4-6th WFB, 2-5th 40k, and similar timeframe gaming
Looking for dice from the new AOS boxed set and Dark Imperium on the cheap. Let me know if you can help.
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2020/09/08 10:39:59
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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 Just Tony wrote: Mr Morden wrote:
Lets face it there are a number of vampire ladies in warhammer that are gorgeous - some of them might even let you live through the experience.....
Yeah, but she seems to be the most... structurally sound. Don't have to worry about the whole rot thing.
it's still a cold corpse though.
i mean, if that is your thing.
DE ladies are a thing that also would very very likely kill the average wargamer more then get seduced by him.
I am certain though you'd find some decent looking brets or arabyians or or or other normal human ones.
heck if you like muscle you just need to go northwards
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https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH. |
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2020/09/08 11:15:12
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
Watch Fortress Excalibris
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Marakarr Blood-Sky.
I might get into trouble trying not to snigger at her silly name, though.
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A little bit of righteous anger now and then is good, actually. Don't trust a person who never gets angry. |
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2020/09/08 11:18:45
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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 Duskweaver wrote:Marakarr Blood-Sky.
I might get into trouble trying not to snigger at her silly name, though.
The french flag and the impending hypothetical beheading ( for snikering) makes this very funny in a wierd ironic historic sense.
la terreur intensifies?
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https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH. |
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2020/09/08 12:31:10
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Mighty Vampire Count
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Not Online!!! wrote: Just Tony wrote: Mr Morden wrote:
Lets face it there are a number of vampire ladies in warhammer that are gorgeous - some of them might even let you live through the experience.....
Yeah, but she seems to be the most... structurally sound. Don't have to worry about the whole rot thing.
it's still a cold corpse though.
i mean, if that is your thing.
DE ladies are a thing that also would very very likely kill the average wargamer more then get seduced by him.
I am certain though you'd find some decent looking brets or arabyians or or or other normal human ones.
heck if you like muscle you just need to go northwards
Genevieve Dieudonné is nice and warm if she has recently fed - same with many of the Lahmian laides.
Some "living" lovelies as you say plent of them in the world.....
Emmanuelle von Liebwitz
https://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Adora
https://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Janna_Eberhauer
https://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Emmanuelle_Nacht
https://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Liandra
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I AM A MARINE PLAYER
"Unimaginably ancient xenos artefact somewhere on the planet, hive fleet poised above our heads, hidden 'stealer broods making an early start....and now a bloody Chaos cult crawling out of the woodwork just in case we were bored. Welcome to my world, Ciaphas."
Inquisitor Amberley Vail, Ordo Xenos
"I will admit that some Primachs like Russ or Horus could have a chance against an unarmed 12 year old novice but, a full Battle Sister??!! One to one? In close combat? Perhaps three Primarchs fighting together... but just one Primarch?" da001
www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/528517.page
A Bloody Road - my Warhammer Fantasy Fiction |
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2020/09/08 13:48:26
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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TBF though , or to transcript an ancient swiss proverb, with a beautifull face alone you haven't eaten yet.
Warning that beauty alone won't cut it, considering some of these ladies would also be falling under the fanatical nutjob category...
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https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH. |
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2020/09/08 13:59:33
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Stalwart Tribune
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Not Online!!! wrote:TBF though , or to transcript an ancient swiss proverb, with a beautifull face alone you haven't eaten yet.
Warning that beauty alone won't cut it, considering some of these ladies would also be falling under the fanatical nutjob category...
Meh. If you want to restrict yourself to women who won't kill you, even combining all Warhammer universes, you'll end up with a very small list of eligible ladies.
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2020/09/08 14:08:34
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
Watch Fortress Excalibris
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Not Online!!! wrote:la terreur intensifies?
La petite mort. 
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A little bit of righteous anger now and then is good, actually. Don't trust a person who never gets angry. |
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2020/09/08 16:19:26
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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BobtheInquisitor wrote:
It is pretty subjective, but often has to deal with the presentation of a miniature with some sort of sexual characteristic. If that characteristic is the focus of the miniature rather than a detail of the miniature, the miniature is cheesecake. Again, it’s really subjective.
An example I’ll give is a WM caster named Sorscha: she is wearing pants and a long, thick coat yet manages to show more buttock than some dark elves. Leilith Hesparax is wearing a metal bikini, but instead of being sexy it contributes to her look as a dangerous psycho dark eldar; the focus is on her athleticism and violence.
Cheesecake miniatures are often posed more to show off their bodies or their femininity/masculinity than their combat ability. Sometimes a mini is sculpted oozing both sexuality and violence, in which case the sculptor has either captured the character’s personality or surpassed the usual boundaries of cheesecakery. It’s all a big, confusing blur.
In the spirit of this thread, I imagine a cheesecake mini would appear to lend itself more to seductive gratification than to horrific fates worse than death.
Pretty much on the money.
However dont focus on the subjective nature of the assessment. Cheesecake is deliberate and detectable, some may choose to overlook it, others might ignore it, some might get offended by it. So the lines are blurred, but the lines are there, and wide enough that with a large enough sample you can seperate cheesecake miniatures producers from non cheesecake.
The Sorsha/Lelith examples are good to highlight. Privateer Press goes heavily into cheesecake to the extent that armour factors and armour coverage are largely independent. One of the lowest armour factor female characters is the best protected in real terms, while other heavier armour female characters wear skimpies. This doesn't apply to male characters to anything like the same degree.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2020/09/08 16:44:51
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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appropriée Automatically Appended Next Post: Tiennos wrote:Not Online!!! wrote:TBF though , or to transcript an ancient swiss proverb, with a beautifull face alone you haven't eaten yet.
Warning that beauty alone won't cut it, considering some of these ladies would also be falling under the fanatical nutjob category...
Meh. If you want to restrict yourself to women who won't kill you, even combining all Warhammer universes, you'll end up with a very small list of eligible ladies.
want to kill and likely to kill are a difference my friend.
one is the normal state of aggregation of your better 1/3rd , the other, the state of warhammer. The key point is finding those that are well more like the better 1/3rd and less the other part..
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2020/09/08 16:49:00
https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH. |
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2020/09/08 22:48:25
Subject: Re:Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Fixture of Dakka
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I suppose a Farseer or Warlock who just wanted to chill out, watch a Harlequin play or even just meditate...I dunno, have a stroll around a craftworld, maybe look at the stars.
Not so sure about food though, because I reckon they would be proper vegans, and I just won't do that.
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Casual gaming, mostly solo-coop these days.
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2020/09/09 02:31:15
Subject: Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Crushing Black Templar Crusader Pilot
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 Matt Swain wrote:No one's said Yvraine yet? Oh well, Guilleman probably let her impossible for any other man to ever satisfy anyway...
I think if anyone in the warhammer universe is garuanteed to have a micropeen, it's Guilliman.
For me, it's Morathi. Not humanoid beautiful elf Morathi tho. I'm in for collossal lamia Morathi. The snek puss-puss just hit different.
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2020/09/09 04:02:38
Subject: Re:Which character from Warhammer would you most like to seduce?
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Proud Triarch Praetorian
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I think this thread could only be worse if people started posting their fanfics.
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