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Made in gb
Master Engineer with a Brace of Pistols





Northumberland

A fat englishman meets his irish friend at a musical performance and then they spend most of their time at sea. Occasionally they are not at sea.

A tired sarcastic man has to solve a crime in his city and learns to play a boardgame for the first time in his life.

One and a half feet in the hobby


My Painting Log of various minis:
# Olthannon's Oscillating Orchard of Opportunity #

 
   
Made in gb
Leader of the Sept







 Turnip Jedi wrote:
@ Flinty, correct and guessing yours was
Spoiler:
Inception


Yessss!!!! (on both counts)


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Man tries to get to work, but then gives up and walks home.

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Please excuse any spelling errors. I use a tablet frequently and software keyboards are a pain!

Terranwing - w3;d1;l1
51st Dunedinw2;d0;l0
Cadre Coronal Afterglow w1;d0;l0 
   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





SoCal

 Olthannon wrote:
A fat englishman meets his irish friend at a musical performance and then they spend most of their time at sea. Occasionally they are not at sea.

A tired sarcastic man has to solve a crime in his city and learns to play a boardgame for the first time in his life.


I have no clue for either of these. But the second one reminds me of another movie.

Guests at a dinner party attempt to figure out who solved their ongoing financial troubles, and don’t come up with a single solution.


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Flinty, does he stop for breakfast on the way?

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Made in gb
Leader of the Sept







Well he tries to get some breakfast. That doesn’t go well either

Please excuse any spelling errors. I use a tablet frequently and software keyboards are a pain!

Terranwing - w3;d1;l1
51st Dunedinw2;d0;l0
Cadre Coronal Afterglow w1;d0;l0 
   
Made in gb
Executing Exarch





 Flinty wrote:
Well he tries to get some breakfast. That doesn’t go well either


Spoiler:
Falling Down

"AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED." 
   
Made in gb
Master Engineer with a Brace of Pistols





Northumberland

 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
 Olthannon wrote:
A fat englishman meets his irish friend at a musical performance and then they spend most of their time at sea. Occasionally they are not at sea.

A tired sarcastic man has to solve a crime in his city and learns to play a boardgame for the first time in his life.


I have no clue for either of these. But the second one reminds me of another movie.

Guests at a dinner party attempt to figure out who solved their ongoing financial troubles, and don’t come up with a single solution.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Flinty, does he stop for breakfast on the way?


if it helps both are books!

One and a half feet in the hobby


My Painting Log of various minis:
# Olthannon's Oscillating Orchard of Opportunity #

 
   
Made in gb
The Daemon Possessing Fulgrim's Body





Devon, UK

A precocious young child is forced to leave home while still very young.

Their homecoming as a grown adult demonstrates they have surpassed their early promise.

The family reunion does not go well.

We find comfort among those who agree with us - growth among those who don't. - Frank Howard Clark

The wise man doubts often, and changes his mind; the fool is obstinate, and doubts not; he knows all things but his own ignorance.

The correct statement of individual rights is that everyone has the right to an opinion, but crucially, that opinion can be roundly ignored and even made fun of, particularly if it is demonstrably nonsense!” Professor Brian Cox

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Barnstaple Slayers Club 
   
Made in us
Focused Fire Warrior




Les Etats Unis

 Turnip Jedi wrote:
Police Officer get muddled in a botched product recall, despite aforementioned products having planned obsolescence


This one is really good.


An uncharismatic American encounters a surprise windfall, but ultimately fails to prevent people from stealing his money.


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After an unpleasant vacation, the protagonist feels ambivalence about his cultural heritage.

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Dudeface wrote:
 Eldarain wrote:
Is there another game where players consistently blame each other for the failings of the creator?

If you want to get existential, life for some.
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut




An unassuming deer hunt leads to an unspoken suicide pact.

The only way we can ever solve anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy 
   
Made in gb
Is 'Eavy Metal Calling?





UK

Musings on donuts lead a detective towards the truth of a very unusual murder.

 
   
Made in us
Battlefield Tourist




MN (Currently in WY)

Capitalist elites try to control valuable resources, while oppressing the locals.

Support Blood and Spectacles Publishing:
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Made in si
Foxy Wildborne







 BobtheInquisitor wrote:

Unemployed cab driver doesn’t want to go on cruise, goes on cruise.


Spoiler:
Fifth Element?



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 Easy E wrote:
Capitalist elites try to control valuable resources, while oppressing the locals.


Spoiler:
Avatar, but there's 100s that fit the bill including I think a romcom with Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock

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The old meta is dead and the new meta struggles to be born. Now is the time of munchkins. 
   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





SoCal

 Easy E wrote:
Capitalist elites try to control valuable resources, while oppressing the locals.


In glorious THREE DEE!!


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Lord Blackfang, correct.


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 Paradigm wrote:
Musings on donuts lead a detective towards the truth of a very unusual murder.


I’m going to need a bit of help in this one.

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Made in gb
Is 'Eavy Metal Calling?





UK

 BobtheInquisitor wrote:


 Paradigm wrote:
Musings on donuts lead a detective towards the truth of a very unusual murder.


I’m going to need a bit of help in this one.


From the director of The Last Jedi, It's the James Bond/Captain America crossover you didn't know you wanted!

 
   
Made in us
Nasty Nob




Crescent City Fl..

A Journalist of some notoriety working for a magazine stays at a hotel and avoids his story assignment.

The rewards of tolerance are treachery and betrayal.

Remember kids, Games Workshop needs you more than you need them.  
   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





SoCal

 Paradigm wrote:
 BobtheInquisitor wrote:


 Paradigm wrote:
Musings on donuts lead a detective towards the truth of a very unusual murder.


I’m going to need a bit of help in this one.


From the director of The Last Jedi, It's the James Bond/Captain America crossover you didn't know you wanted!


Ah: I still haven’t see that one. Hadn’t heard about the donuts.


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Put-upon middle child meets new friend who gets him drunk at school and endangers his life before fleeing town.


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Seaman inconveniences magician, then does nothing as two biggest antagonists resolve main conflict way over there.

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Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Oxfordshire

Historian travels around a lot but doesn't do anything to impact the plot.

After a game of cards, some plants and a couple of antiques are transited around London.



   
Made in us
Focused Fire Warrior




Les Etats Unis

 BobtheInquisitor wrote:

Put-upon middle child meets new friend who gets him drunk at school and endangers his life before fleeing town.


Spoiler:
Is this E.T.? I haven't seen it since I was a kid.



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 BobtheInquisitor wrote:

Inclement weather bothers grocery store shoppers.



Wait, is this
Spoiler:
The Mist?

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Dudeface wrote:
 Eldarain wrote:
Is there another game where players consistently blame each other for the failings of the creator?

If you want to get existential, life for some.
 
   
Made in gb
Executing Exarch





 warhead01 wrote:
A Journalist of some notoriety working for a magazine stays at a hotel and avoids his story assignment.


Spoiler:
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas ?

"AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED." 
   
Made in us
Nasty Nob




Crescent City Fl..

 Turnip Jedi wrote:
 warhead01 wrote:
A Journalist of some notoriety working for a magazine stays at a hotel and avoids his story assignment.


Spoiler:
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas ?


You got it.
Low hanging fruit I know.

The rewards of tolerance are treachery and betrayal.

Remember kids, Games Workshop needs you more than you need them.  
   
Made in ca
Skink Chief with Poisoned Javelins




Michigan

 Olthannon wrote:

A tired sarcastic man has to solve a crime in his city and learns to play a boardgame for the first time in his life.


Spoiler:
Thud?


For mine:

A not too bright young man is forced into increasingly difficult situations out of a sense of politeness and decorum.
   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





SoCal

Flipsiders, yes to both.


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 krijthebold wrote:


For mine:

A not too bright young man is forced into increasingly difficult situations out of a sense of politeness and decorum.


Pretty sure you’re just describing real life here.

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Made in us
Soul Token




West Yorkshire, England

After reuniting with the son he never knew he had, a put-upon man gains the courage to stand up to his bullying boss.

A young girl stuck at home due to illness finds a way to express herself by becoming an amateur filmmaker.

Two men sit down together and talk about calligraphy.

A civil servant needs to get a plant identified.

"The 75mm gun is firing. The 37mm gun is firing, but is traversed round the wrong way. The Browning is jammed. I am saying "Driver, advance." and the driver, who can't hear me, is reversing. And as I look over the top of the turret and see twelve enemy tanks fifty yards away, someone hands me a cheese sandwich." 
   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





SoCal

I get the first two, but the second… no idea.

   
Made in gb
Frenzied Berserker Terminator




Southampton, UK

 Henry wrote:
Historian travels around a lot but doesn't do anything to impact the plot.

After a game of cards, some plants and a couple of antiques are transited around London.





Sounds like
Spoiler:
Raiders Of The Lost Ark
and
Spoiler:
Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
   
Made in us
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter







 Olthannon wrote:
 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
 Olthannon wrote:
A fat englishman meets his irish friend at a musical performance and then they spend most of their time at sea. Occasionally they are not at sea.

A tired sarcastic man has to solve a crime in his city and learns to play a boardgame for the first time in his life.


I have no clue for either of these. But the second one reminds me of another movie.

Guests at a dinner party attempt to figure out who solved their ongoing financial troubles, and don’t come up with a single solution.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Flinty, does he stop for breakfast on the way?


if it helps both are books!


Pretty sure #1 is
Spoiler:
Aubrey-Maturin
, which was also a decent movie.

Let's follow up with:

An expansive cast of old white men explain the inner workings of the British government.

The prophesied Chosen One discovers that just because you're the prophesied Chosen One doesn't mean you can't then spend a long series fighting other people who claim to be on your side.

BDSM proves an incredible cover for both diplomacy and espionage.

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Balanced Game: Noun. A game in which all options and choices are worth using.
Homebrew oldhammer project: https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/790996.page#10896267
Meridian: Necromunda-based 40k skirmish: https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/795374.page 
   
Made in us
Norn Queen






Teenaged girl hates babysitting. Does maze instead.

Environmentalist lectures people about conservation and population control.



These are my opinions. This is how I feel. Others may feel differently. This needs to be stated for some reason.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut




UK

 Lance845 wrote:
Teenaged girl hates babysitting. Does maze instead.



Spoiler:
Labyrinth!



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 AnomanderRake wrote:

An expansive cast of old white men explain the inner workings of the British government.


Spoiler:
Yes Minister/Yes Prime Minister

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A Blog in Miniature

3D Printing, hobbying and model fun! 
   
Made in us
Norn Queen






Boy farmer hates farming. Loses 2 dads to his dad. In the end reconnects with his dad.


These are my opinions. This is how I feel. Others may feel differently. This needs to be stated for some reason.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut




UK

 Lance845 wrote:
Boy farmer hates farming. Loses 2 dads to his dad. In the end reconnects with his dad.


Spoiler:
You forgot - Rogue shoots first in bar

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