If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...

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**Jimsolo**

Vindicare Assassin.

1. I would get to kill the enemies of the Imperium.
2. I wouldn't have to deal with all the messy close combat.
3. I wouldn't have to deal with obnoxious chains of command.
4. I would get to do very bad things for the survival of humanity.

**Bad_Sheep37**

I would def be a Mega Armored Nob that is fighting alongside Ghazzy in a Battlewagon.

Either that or i would just be a random Ork Boy that gets crushed by Ghazzies greatness.

**Iron_Chaos_Brute**

A Night Lords Commander-"Scream for me."

**locbot**

I'd like to be nurgle. your fat you dont have to do enything nothing can kill your technicallly nice.

**starbomber109**

"My reaver jetbike is pure pain! and Pure speed!"

*sniiiiiiif*

"AND PURE COCAINE!"

**Eos Rahh**

I would be an ork. Hands down. in all of 40k I think they are the only race who is really haveing a good time lol. I mean all they like to do is fight. And there is plenty! of that rolling around.

**Boss 'eadbreaka**

I would have an ork, coz their cool and have squigs for pets!

**locbot**

a commisar kuz you dont get acussed for heresy even if you shoo tyour own guy

**Gwar!**

locbot wrote:a commisar kuz you dont get acussed for heresy even if you shoo tyour own guy

Tell that to Commissar Ciaphas Cain HERO OF THE IMPERIUM, who gets arrested for Heresy then twists it so the Arresting Commissar is done for it

**typhus**

A squig!!!!

**Oshunai**

Imperial Navy Valkyrie Pilot. Because I'm important, but not that important.

**locbot**

And Your Near Impossible To Kill

**Barakia**

A Pariah would be nice. I'd be pretty darn kick-ass, but since I'm not a Necron and my point-cost is too high, no commander ever fields me, so I just chill in the tomb surfing the Net all day.

**CajunMan550**

starbomber109 wrote:"My reaver jetbike is pure pain! and Pure speed!"

*sniiiiiiif*

"AND PURE COCAINE!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZRe_Poi9l8&feature=related

I'd be a clown in the Nurgle Circus think of the fun!!!

**Doombot001**

C'tan God.

Probably the Deceiver. Practical jokes on a galactic scale? You bet.

And life essence is so deliciously yummy...

**locbot**

A Devastator because I'd never go into battle since 5th edition gave them the shaft.

**Loricatus Aurora**

Eldar Farseer

Automatically Appended Next Post:
Or Tzeench

**romulus571**

Hmm. I'd have to go with Assault Terminator with Thunder Hammer. There's something satisfying in the boom that accompanies every T-hammer impact. The ridiculous armour would be nice too.

ooooorrr I'd have to go with Eldar Farseer. I'd just use my singing spear as a yo-yo when I'm bored

**Erasoketa**

I would be Scout Trooper Simen Urvin "Mach" Macharius "Lucky" Bonin.

And yes, I have copied the full name from Wikipedia LOL

**Ennkay**

I think im going to change my original answer to a space marine of the angry marines chapter.
that way i could use my power feet to stomp heads, my power bat to smash heads, and my plasma cannon so i can explode in anger.

**lord of the ghosts**

OK, um... a space marine!... of the shadow ghost chapter!...a pysker, the lord of the ghosts!!!!!!

**ArgamistheIronclad**

i wanna be a warlord titan princeps!
i like the idea of owning enough firepower to level small cities
and to crush the enemies under foot
OVERKILL YAAAAAY

**Sgt.Sunshine**

An Eldar because it's the least likely of the races to have something rammed into my body outside of battle. However, if I had to choose one I'd say Swooping Hawk cause they'll never see battle xD

Seriously though? Probably a striking scorpion

**Lord Graveline**

Arbiter all the way!
The Adeptus Arbites are the coolest guys ever! Shotguns and grenade launchers (with or without bean-bags and smoke grenades) and assault las-weapons and carapace armour!
Defending the Imperium and Humanity from all of the mutants and heretics within and invading forces without! Fighting alongside the Imperial Guard, the PDF, the Sisters, the Marines and the Inquisition!
Greatest. Job. Ever!

**Canonness Rory**

Revising my answer to a Land Raider Machine Spirit.

Being all revered and stuff would be awesome.
Getting washed and serviced by all the hot Admech guys would be awesomer.
Completely and utterly destroying the enemies of man with my godhammer lascannons, twin-linked assault cannons, or flamestorm cannons would be awesomest.

**JonasE**

I`d be a bad-ass stompa. Or Tzeentch. Definetly Tzeentch

**Admiral Galveron Tiberius**

I'd Be The Tech-priest Magos of Mars cuz i get all the Titan legions under my control. And all the stc data ever.. Woot!

**Helbrecht**

a BT emperor's champion

...they rule

**person person**

Which one of you gonna change avatars?

**Kozaan**

Death Jester, the ladies love the coat