If you could be ANYTHING in the 40K universe...

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**Nightwatch**

Either "Unknown" or Nocturnal warrior of Hrud" from the third edition rulebook!

**Gorechild**

the solitaire
harlequins are cool, but it just takes it to a new level

**Vindicator#9**

I changed my mind Dedrith's Chapter Master. LOL! If you dont know what i mean check out the General Discussion under "How many points should this guy be?"

**Matty**

A Sister of Battles power armour ;P

**JohnHwangDD**

I'd be the armourer who custom-fits each Sister of Battle into her personal armour, ensuring that each suit fits the wearer like a glove.

**Gwar!**

And why you want to be near scarred battle nuns is anyones guess.

**JohnHwangDD**

I don't actually have any problem with the minor scar - got plenty enough of my own.

Tho, I'll be happy to rub scar-removing ointment over their tight, lithe bodies...

**Canonness Rory**

This thread is unclean.

**ChristmasMarine**

I would be a Chaos Daemon bound to a Titan. Along the lines of a Soul Grinder, but much more destructive and without those annoying pledges to the forge

Either that, or a Lord of Change (because lets face it, who doesn't want to know what your friend has at the next poker game)

**Owain**

-A Rogue Trader.

-Work my way up the ranks of the inquisition, gifted with alpha-plus psychic abilities.

-An Aspect Warrior with the prospect of retiring.

- A techpriest on a quiet, rural world. Blessed with minor enhancements, but not so augmented as to be inhuman.

**JohnHwangDD**

Canonness Rory wrote:This thread is unclean.

Speaking of unclean, I'd be happy to take the job of Chief Bather at any Sisters facility, just to make sure that the girls are *extra* clean...

**Heretic DeAvelo**

An ex Imperial Custode named Heretic De Avelo with a SM battle fleet protected by the Heretic founding chapters loyalty and in charge of a a dozen IG legions (just because you said anyone).

But I need a big hammer and a big Train-Trukk!

**nyyman**

A mighty Ork Warboss with a huuuuuuuuuuuuge Power Klaw and a giant squiq as a pet with dozen of Gretchins as assistants. Ah how nice life would be.

**Shaman**

Hmmm looks at avatar

DOOOM RIDER

yeah that will do..

**phantommaster**

Inquisitor Lord Fydor Karamazov.

He gets to sit on a walking throne all day surrounded by thousands of followers to do his dirty work.

**Drawomancer**

I'd want to be a fairly unimportant and talentless Eldar living peacefully on some distant Craftworld no one has ever heard of that's as far away from the ails of the galaxy as possible.

Of course this'll last for only a few thousand years and then in the blink of an eye ( and at the behest of GW's exaggerated, over the top 'dramatic effect' ) it'll all end horribly. But it's better to live thousands of years in peace and comfor then die ( horribly ) then to live briefly and die ( even more horribly ) like all these 'must be some kind of warrior-type' people are picking.

**JohnHwangDD**

Drawomancer wrote:But it's better to live thousands of years in peace and comfor then die ( horribly ) then to live briefly and die ( even more horribly ) like all these 'must be some kind of warrior-type' people are picking.

Huh? I picked armorer / masseuse / bather at a Sisters convent. That's not a warrior type.

**IvanTih**

I want to be imperial noble with eldar,human mistress or rouge trader but Creed is the best.

**jmurph**

I would be War.

Those of you volunteering for SOB duty are imagining hot young vixens. Problem is there are probably many more very masculine ones. These are warriors, not models. And cleanliness in battle armor is probably lacking. And the mandatory castration/lobotomy to be utilized there wouldn't be that much fun.... But keep up the creepy fantasies!

**Inquisitor Lord Bane**

I would be the Inquisitorial Representative AKA a high lord of Terra

**NuggzTheNinja**

Probably a Marine scout. Only military organization that puts you in a recon unit BEFORE you go to a line company. Probably the best quest line if they ever decide to do a 40k RPG. Start as scout, perform well, promoted to Space Marine, given power armor, etc. Promoted to veteran, receive Terminator honors. Tragically killed in a glorious last stand. They throw your butt in a dreadnought after the final cutscene, and you wander the 40k universe with significantly elevated stats. You win. You died, but you win.

**Luke_Prowler**

I would be a Killkannon operator. Nothing says fun like exploding death.

**Ratius**

Cracking thread m8.
I'd go for Maugan Ra. Overseeing huge battlefields, mowing down whatever you please and with a badass sythe just incase some nasty does happen to get close.

Or Inquisitor Chevak (hes the one that got access to the black library right?).
Knowledge is power!

**Captain_Sw**

I'd either be Forgefather Vulkan He'stan, cause he is AWESOME!!!!!
that or a Salamanders Techmahreen

**cadian512**

Matty wrote:A Sister of Battles power armour ;P

i second that

**TheFirstBorn**

Techpriest enginseer, or an inquisitor..? Hmmm come to think of it, maybe a junior officer?

**Hawkins**

One of the un-named primarchs.

**paulguise**

If I could, I would be Fabricator General. But technically, I would be a "heretical" one, as I would be all for scientific advancement of any kind, not just cult approved experiments. Unchecked scientific progress is what made the Imperium what it is (or at least was), and that kind of re-awakening of science is just the shot in the arm the servants of the Emperor need.

Plus, the augmetics can be freakin awesome.

**Shaman**

Hawkins wrote:One of the un-named primarchs.

Dude we cant both be doom rider!

**karimabuseer**

Guardsman Hawke. Like abaddon, but more human