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2016/05/25 05:33:54
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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DONT TOUCH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*Grabs Srgt. Vanden by the throat and throws her against the ground*
YOU'VE... *Foam begins spewing* DONE IT NOW!
*A concoction of drugs flood my system*
WRRYYYYYYYYY!!!!
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2016/05/25 05:34:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Steps forward and puts The Blade of Awe at ZK's throat*
One move and I end you. Blink funny, and you die
Now, Who are you?
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2016/05/25 05:36:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Still against ground*
*Struggling against ZK's force*
*Grits teeth*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/25 05:38:36
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Sees confrontation*
Why do these things happen all the time?
Not my fething problem.
*Starts cooking steak*
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2016/05/25 05:38:38
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Power sword parries sword, deflecting it away*
YOU DIE BIRD!
*Stabs Neuro Gauntlet in the feathery chest of OT injecting horrible Poisons that would make Nurgle cry.*
*Kicks madly at Vanden*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/25 05:39:39
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2016/05/25 05:40:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Grabs leg and pulls*
*Puts ZK in a headlock and locks legs around ZK's torso*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/25 05:41:34
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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IMA FLEX AND BUST OUT OF HERE!!
*I literally Flex and throw Vanden off me*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/25 05:41:48
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2016/05/25 05:42:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Gets thrown off*
Ow...
*Pulls out pistol and aims it at ZK*
You move one more time and you die.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/25 05:46:52
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Looks at the pistol*
YESSS!! SHOOT ME! SEE WHAT THAT WILL DO!
*Pulls out combi bolter and fires a spray of needles at Vanden*
COME ON!
*Even more drugs flood my system*
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2016/05/25 05:47:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Poisons have no effect other than to remind OT of immortality*
RAAAGH! *Slams flat of blade into ZK's head* THIS *Slam* IS *Slam* MY *Slam* CURSE *Slam*
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2016/05/25 05:49:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Puts hand up to block needles*
*Several needles are embedded in bionic arm, and a few others are embedded in body*
*Coughs blood*
You...Asked for it...
*Attempts to shoot ZK in the face*
*Falls backwards and grunts*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/25 05:52:37
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/25 05:52:20
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Skull mask fractures and cracks blood splurts from the right eye, ignores bird with sword*
MORE WENCH! MORE!!
*Fire bolt shells into VAnden while charging power sword drawn*
YOU CANT KILL ME!!
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2016/05/25 05:53:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Struggles to rise pistol after bolt shells hit*
*Shoots out ZK's knee*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/25 05:57:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Stabs ZK through the chest and twists*
Horus runs over to Amelia and shields her from all but 2 of the bolter rounds
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2016/05/25 05:59:01
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Knee manages to not buckle before the final strides*
I WILL BREAK YOU WENCH!!
*Plunges power sword to the hilt through Vanden chest and crashes to the floor on top of her*
I WILL NEVER STOP!! WENCH!
WRYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/25 05:59:51
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2016/05/25 06:00:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Gets stabbed*
*Shouts out in pain*
*Fires rest of magazine into ZK's face before pistol slips out of hand*
Hngh...
OOC I don't call this 'I enjoy almost dying', I call this '30% of WK's plot armour'.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/25 06:04:35
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/25 06:04:54
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*SKull mask is utterly annihaleted My lower jaw blows off*
*Gurgled* WRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
*Begins slashing Vanden chest with neruo gauntlet*
OOC: Yeah I figure everyone has plot armor so it all good...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/25 06:06:00
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2016/05/25 06:06:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Grabs neuro gauntlet with bionic hand and keeps it away from fleshy parts*
*Resistance slowly fading*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/25 06:06:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Lops head off ZK*
LEAVE ME FRIENDS ALONE! I'VE SUFFERED ENOUGH!!!!
*Obliterates Zk with power blast*
*Ra grabs Vanden and sprints off to the Medbay and Cal*
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2016/05/25 06:08:37
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Other hand finds power sword still logged in Vanden chest and begins wrenching it back and forth*
*Gurgled *DIE!!
*Still tries to slash Vanden open with Gauntlet*
OOC: Ok... so what the feth are you OT a super god bird?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/25 06:12:47
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2016/05/25 06:10:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Gets picked up*
*Gets stabbed by neuro gauntlet*
*Sword gets ripped out*
*Lost consciousness*
*Head lulls back*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/25 06:11:19
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/25 06:11:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Ra knocks away ZK's hand and sprints out of the room. OT hacks off some arms*
NOOOOOO!!!
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2016/05/25 06:14:29
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Inquistion run in and blow a dog wistle bring me to heel I leave by the magic bus and fly off into the sunset or distance.... your choice*
OOC: Gotta go someone get Vanden a doctor!
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2016/05/25 06:16:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Ra runs off with badly wounded Vanden to the medbay with OT close behind.*
Oh please oh please hang on Amelia. I can't stand to lose another friend.
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2016/05/25 06:27:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Regains consiousness*
Oh hey...When did I have so many holes in me...?
*Looks at OT*
I'll...Be fine...I've taken worse...
*Coughs more blood*
Oh that stung...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/25 06:33:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*Visibly relieved*
Just hang on, you're losing alot of blood
*Arrives at medbay, Cal starts stitching her up and issues a antidote for the various poisons on ZK's blade*
Cal: She's right. She's been though much worse. These poisons are what I'm more worried about
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2016/05/25 06:38:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Remembers Dark Eldar poison*
Ow...Please don't tell me this is as *Coughs more blood* bad...
*Starts going a little bit pale*
*Crosses arms*
I'll be fine...I'm not going to die...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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2016/05/25 06:39:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Cal: No you are not, but you might end up losing a few... legs
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2016/05/25 06:40:27
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Walks over*
Use this.
*Chucks Cal a vial of antidote*
This stuff usually works, I mean it cures 100% of monster poisons.
OOC OMG Amelia is slowly becoming a robot!
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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2016/05/25 06:41:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Stares at Cal*
Could I not? I don't want Yarrick to date a skitarii...
*Looks slightly more worried*
OOC Wouldn't it be better to use a bitterbug to see if RNGeezus is on our side?
Did you just say 'OMG'...ofc 4v1 omfg noob ofc
Inside joke, don't worry about it.
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This message was edited 4 times. Last update was at 2016/05/25 06:43:21
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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