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Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

OOC no never use bitter bugs.....







EVER!

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Cal working intensly*
Cal: I only said maybe

*OT catches Zergs antidote and hands it to Cal. Cal sniffs*

Cal: What is this made of? It's like.... a miracle cure of some sort.

*Injects into Amelia*

Cal: All things considered this was one of easier times I've healed you. I'm amazed you still have areas free of scar tissue.

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC But the 50% ratio is great when you wanna test your luck.

Or try getting a Cloudy Moonshard...

Bic I'm not that bad am I?

*Shrugs and looks down*

*Looks back up*

Seriously, I can't remember half of those...

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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Marla shouts*
Hey, i don,t leave scarring.

*engaged in a friendly sparring match with maria*

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Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Yawns and exits tank] [Sees scene]
..! [Runs to Amelia] Who did this?


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

I'm not actually sure... He never said his name. He had Imperium gear though.

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Looks up*

Oh, hey. Don't worry, I'll be fine.

*Coughs blood*

*Grunts*

The antidote is just taking a bit of time to kick in thats all...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*(Maria) looked like a evisaror assassin. She,s good to still be alive.

*continues sparring with marla*
*in black armoured body suits having half the nearby pdf mesmorised*

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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

I have no idea what an Eversor is, but it sounds dangerous, so I have a feeling that thing wasn't one of them. It couldn't hurt a kitten.

*Starts going less pale*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Cal stops working a wipes brow*

Cal: Okay. You are now stable! Now for once in your like REST.

OOC: That's it for me tonight. See ya'll

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Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Smiles*

I don't think so Cal, I have things to see, places to be, you know...

*Attempts to get up off bed*

OOC Night OT, have a good pretzel night.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/05/25 07:58:10


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Has joined the pdf staring at the sparing match*

*Nudges one*

That's some good fighting.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

(pdf) what? Oh yeah, good fight.

*Marla and Maria stop and bow to crowd before walking over to varden in maching black armoured body suits*
Its swords and ccw tomorrow.

Hey. I always see you like this (Marla)
Its a good job my sister is a surgen (Maria)
Its a useful thing for a few people Maria. Wanna join us for a relaxed breakfast?

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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

No thanks, I think I'll get a bite and go to sleep, like Cal told me to.

*Gets up, hugs Marla, waves at Maria and goes to kitchen*

*Makes a sandwich*

*Kisses Yarrick goodnight*

Nighty night, join me later,

OOC Night, thats me. Have a good one.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/05/25 08:37:29


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Ok, feel free to join us. Your like the 3rd sister so.

*both walk over to repressor sat round a large fruit breakfast and relax outside*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Walks over to Marla and Maria*

May I join you?

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Sure. Mostly Fruit and some pan cakes. Too much ice cream last night..

Pull up a chair and join us.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

I'll be right back.

*Runs off and changes out of armour*

*Runs back with a folding chair*

Yay apples.

*Sets up chair and lays on it*

Can we spar later?


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Sure, welcome to join us, non lethal of course!

Try this one, *hands apple* so good. (Marla)
Yeah, ryzan, very good for forgeworld grown (Maria)

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Catches apple*

*Takes a bite*

WOW that's good.

*Puts another in pocket*

I might need one later.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

OOC: Holy feth, 4 pages overnight.

*Snaps to full alertness*
...Nothing? Why does nothing interesting ever happen?
*Looks at OT*
You are cursed? Immortality? What form, and how?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

I know right nothing interesting happens here, its always tragic.

*Thinks for a second*

Do magic stuff to me.

What could go wrong?

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Just... magic stuff? Anything?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Takes a deep breath*
Li'hee n'gha, nnn'Z15'yar. Tharanak shtunggli'sll'ha nafl'sgn'wahl ng'wgah'n uaaah.
*Invisible bubble-shaped forcefield forms around Z15*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Looks around*

Umm nothing happened?

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

That was a warding. Now, for the actual fun. I'm going to summon a... I suppose you'd call it a Daemon. I know them as Phlegethoths. Your brain will be the location, and it will share space with you. You may feel a slight increase in IQ and general knowledge.
Uln Phlegethoth sgn'wahl wgah'n Z15 orr'e, ph'nglui kadisthu k'yarnak Z15 uaaah.

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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

General knowledge coul--.

*Pauses*

WOAH ARE I INSIDE ME MY HEAD?

*Looks confused*

*Falls unconscious*

This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2016/05/25 13:32:23


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*teleports back into the Room*
*sees a giant pool of blood*
Humans....

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Welcome back. I'm currently summoning daemons.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Stop summoning anything, before I redefine laser surgery. [Glares]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
 
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