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A boy comes walking home from school with a great big grin. He returns home and his mother asks how his day was he says "I had sex with the teacher!"
The mother soon cries and yells and calls the father.

Later in the evening the father returns. "Son we need to talk.." The boy looked nervously then the father cut him off with "I'm so proud of you! lets get you that bike you wanted!"

The boy said this.
"No thanks dad my bum's still sore."

No,just no.

Don't hate bra.

LATEAS GONNA MATE

This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

The Dreadnote wrote:This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

For someone who doesn't like this thread you sure do seem to be posting in it an awful lot.

He secretly thinks its hilarious.

warboss spinetwizta wrote:No,just no.

Wow. That settles it. You are a troll.
You have no right to criticize someone else's funny joke after your two garbage ones.
Get out of here.

Lucifer - I think that was a bit too polite.
both of his jokes were pure gak.
and now he has a problem with a joke thats actually 100x better (still not great, but great enough to shadow the poor jokes)

I get it now! XD

It was funny, just.....wrong.

۞ Jack ۞ wrote:Lucifer - I think that was a bit too polite.
both of his jokes were pure gak.
and now he has a problem with a joke thats actually 100x better (still not great, but great enough to shadow the poor jokes)

truth be told, I never want to have a mod warn me for anything.
OT: Also, a mod locked a thread of mine a bit ago, without giving me a reason or anything. It made me pretty sad.
Anyways, one of his 'jokes' was a mile long story, and his other 'joke' was a random abbreviated piece of crap 'sentence', that had no substance.

Classic joke that.

holy crap, a joke thread that is actually funny and isn't 4 lightyears long.

The one I made is funny
its only a wee bit long too...

battle Brother Lucifer wrote:

۞ Jack ۞ wrote:Lucifer - I think that was a bit too polite.
both of his jokes were pure gak.
and now he has a problem with a joke thats actually 100x better (still not great, but great enough to shadow the poor jokes)

truth be told, I never want to have a mod warn me for anything.
OT: Also, a mod locked a thread of mine a bit ago, without giving me a reason or anything. It made me pretty sad.
Anyways, one of his 'jokes' was a mile long story, and his other 'joke' was a random abbreviated piece of crap 'sentence', that had no substance.

You do realize those jokes were made just to piss you off right?

Snikkyd wrote:

battle Brother Lucifer wrote:

۞ Jack ۞ wrote:Lucifer - I think that was a bit too polite.
both of his jokes were pure gak.
and now he has a problem with a joke thats actually 100x better (still not great, but great enough to shadow the poor jokes)

truth be told, I never want to have a mod warn me for anything.
OT: Also, a mod locked a thread of mine a bit ago, without giving me a reason or anything. It made me pretty sad.
Anyways, one of his 'jokes' was a mile long story, and his other 'joke' was a random abbreviated piece of crap 'sentence', that had no substance.

You do realize those jokes were made just to piss you off right?

Of course. I put up a 'don't feed the roll' sign on one, and advertised my own funnier, shorter joke on the other.
Just like I'm advertising for it now!
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/320331.page

OMG hilarus jok thrds. moar plese.

rubiksnoob wrote:OMG hilarus jok thrds. moar plese.

Might I direct you to mine? I linked it in my last post.

battle Brother Lucifer wrote:

rubiksnoob wrote:OMG hilarus jok thrds. moar plese.

Might I direct you to mine? I linked it in my last post.

NO

MOAR PEOPLE MUST READ IT! ARGGGGH!

-Mom, the kids at school say I have big feet!

-There, there, don't be upset. Now go and take your shoes from the garage, your father wants to park the car.

(now the not so correct one)

-Mom, this kid at school kept calling me "gay"!

-Did you hit him?

-No, he's sooooo cute!

That's really funny, Shadowbrand!

You too Destrado.

The other jokes by that one gut... not so much.

I actually liked his joke. And a nice story at that.

Can I hijack the thread? I've got a ton of stupid jokes I'd like to share, too, but I don't think it warrants a new thread.

So, three guys (here we usually tell the story with, say, a portuguese, a french, and an english men) want to get into the CIA.

So, the head of the CIA agrees to meet them. Gives them a test. Each one has to take a loaded six shooter, walk past a door, and kill his wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/bride/you-get-the-picture on the other side who is tied up to a chair.

CIA Boss - "Number one, it's showtime."

The first one kicks the door open, rushes in, spends two minutes there, and comes back crying, saying he couldn't shoot. Hands the gun to Nº2.

CIA Boss - "Number two, do your thing."

Number two does the same thing as number one, and comes back shaking, saying he couldn't shoot. He hands the gun to number three.

This time, the CIA Boss doesn't even have time to speak. The third guy tackles down the door and six gunshots are heard, then some screaming, fighting noises, then some more screaming, then finally silence. Number three walks out, panting, his clothing torn and his face bloodied. Panting, he says,

"Could've told me those were blanks, I had to kill the biatch with the chair."

The Dreadnote wrote:This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

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I think it's a funny joke...

how many noise marines does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
two but dont ask how they got there
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