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2015/05/06 16:31:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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The Ayleid filth has manipulated you.
Be free, man, let loose the Elven shackles and rise against them!
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2015/05/06 22:10:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Hands JamesGang a whiskey with a little flag in it]
[Loudly blows referee whistle] Guys can't you just find something that you ALL hate rather than beating each other up? The paperwork is getting tedious.
Sticky book labels, CD wrapper cellophane, spam marketing calls? The poor?
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2015/05/06 23:01:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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Two fingers of Glenlivet 18? Thanks Broseph!
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/05/07 08:45:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Hate the poor? A disgusting notion. Prepare to die.
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2015/05/07 10:17:12
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Oh shut up, you play wargames. That is the ultimate label of disposable income, so shush your face hole.
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 iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
 Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures... 
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/05/07 10:41:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Hides 16 Crisis Suits under robe*
No heresy here, for due to your ability to operate the Omnissiah's God-Machines, you must be close to the Machine-Gos!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/07 11:09:52
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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*gets up from table*
All of you work for me now.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/05/07 11:26:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I work for none but the Machine-God and CREEED, His avatar. You are a mere biological. What right do you have to command me?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/07 11:35:07
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You'll have to work for me, or I cannot guarantee your immediate personal safety.
*glances at a group of cartel assassins carving Verviedi's name on their bullets*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/07 11:35:24
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2015/05/07 12:26:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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What hazard is a mere bullet, even a Named bullet, to me? I am holy plasteel, blessed Adamantium, and pure circuit. Though the weak flesh is still present, any damage it suffers will be minimal.
Your cartels are mere dust compared to the might of the forces I could command if I wished. Millions could follow me, in the name of Mars.
Disregard glory, mercy, and financial gain. All I seek is raw knowledge, true Enlightenment. Though my fanatical "Puritan" brethren foam at their vocalisers for my excommunication, they are the true cowards for limiting themselves.
*2 altered Tau drones float over and aim their weapons at the assassins*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/07 13:30:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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What the  happened?
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/07 13:39:52
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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I offered you all employment at Los Pollos Hermanos. Do you accept working for me?
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2015/05/07 14:24:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Silly goose, all guardsmen are prepared to die, it is an inevitability of a life well spent in the Emperor's name.
Threatening a commissar however?
[reaches inside greatcoat] [produces middle finger] Feth off, you chimp-faced giggle-monkey.
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2015/05/07 14:42:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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 Buttery Commissar wrote:Silly goose, all guardsmen are prepared to die, it is an inevitability of a life well spent in the Emperor's name.
Threatening a commissar however?
[reaches inside greatcoat] [produces middle finger] Feth off, you chimp-faced giggle-monkey.
I single-handedly freed mankind from Elven enslavement, and you dare name me a 'monkey'?!
Foul monster, you have signed your own death warrant!
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2015/05/07 14:42:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I do not accept. I will not be seconded to some shallow organization.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/07 16:39:49
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*walks in*
Knights still alive that's Improbable
I haven't had a drink sense 3 minutes ago who wants a pan galactic?
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/05/07 16:40:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Do you have any batteries?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/07 16:43:09
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Ahhhh! It's one of the Ghost People! I am completely unafraid of you, maggot! Please ignore my quaking boots and soiled trousers.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
 The Empire : ~60-70 models.
 1500 pts
 : My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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2015/05/07 17:17:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Knight? You mean the DIVINE CRUSADER?
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2015/05/07 18:42:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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thenoobbomb wrote:I single-handedly freed mankind from Elven enslavement, and you dare name me a 'monkey'?!
Foul monster, you have signed your own death warrant!
One moment.
TheCustomLime wrote:Ahhhh! It's one of the Ghost People! I am completely unafraid of you, maggot! Please ignore my quaking boots and soiled trousers.
Is that cowardice I see before me? [Consults checklist] Why yes it is!
Get yourself in order before I come over there with my laspistol, trooper! Don't make me get blood on my good shirt if I don't have to!
[turns back to thenoobbomb] My apologies. Where were we? [rolls up sleeves] I'll fethin' ave you mate.
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2015/05/07 19:45:20
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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I do not work with employees who will fight among themselves. Kindly stop this behaviour or else.
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2015/05/07 19:56:29
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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Who the hell says im under anyones employment?! Im Zaphod beeblebrox! Not some primitive races play thing!
*Takes a huge gulp of Pan galactic gargle blaster... and screams in pain*
I am *cough cough* was the president of the galaxy!
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/05/07 20:01:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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You are made of butter - I am the Divine Crusader. Your death has come, buttery commissar!
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2015/05/07 20:03:26
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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*Heats a box cutter in one of the Los Pollos oven and hands it to Noobbomb [it's a hot knife and butter get it]*
May his death satisfy you.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/07 20:05:23
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2015/05/07 20:08:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I am going to have to ask you to stop.
*Points Gamma Pistol at thenoobbomb, points Taser Goad at sing your life, and stands beside Buttery Commissar*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/07 20:08:58
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/07 20:17:34
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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*Takes back the box cutter and puts on a decontamation suit*
*Comes up behind Vervidiedi and slits his thoat whilst staring at all the everyone else in the room, spraying them with the Adept's blood and oil*
Well? Get back to work.
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2015/05/07 20:31:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Executor Crucius tried that with Magos Tolemy once...
I have no Carotid arteries, not any more....
....Always have a backup...
*Tiny mechandendrites struggle to keep the wound shut*
*Presses a button on chestplate*
What are you even working towards? Mere money? A mortal can have as much money as they want.... But knowledge, knowledge is truly eternal....
*Wall begins to distort*
*Shoots the thenoobbomb in the heart and attacks sing your life with mechandendrites and taser goad*
...You were raised in the Cartels... But your laws of fighting do not apply here....
*The first Skitarii begin advancing towards sing your life's gangsters. Firefight ensues*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/07 20:32:59
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/07 20:32:23
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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M9, you work for me. NOW GET BACK TO POLISHING THOSE BANEBLADES!!!!
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/05/07 20:45:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I apologize. That is a task for a Servitor, not an Archmagos.
I have dispatched some Kataphrons to polish the war engines. Now, I require assistance.
*Tosses fletchette blaster to CREEEED*
Omnissiah guide me!
*Continues duelling sing your life*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/07 20:59:54
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*pulls out finger pistols and begin shooting everyone!*
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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