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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Looks at WK*
If you and your men assist me, I'll equip your whole regiment. Consider it a trial by fire, against whatever mechanical abominations I could have dreamed up in the past.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Gets up and closes door*

*Removes sling and stretches broken arm*

*Winces*

Ow...Still doesn't hurt enough to stop though.

*Lies with Yarrick and sleeps after a while*


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Verviedi wrote:
*Looks at WK*
If you and your men assist me, I'll equip your whole regiment. Consider it a trial by fire, against whatever mechanical abominations I could have dreamed up in the past.


I can't go with you myself, Marla would kill me if I so much as considered going out of her line of sight for the foreseeable future, but I can send my best soldiers with you, and equipment.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Wakes up on sofa next to OT*

GAH STEVEN UNIVERSE!

*Looks around*

Oh good just a dream.

*Jumps off sofa and walks up to WK and Verv*

What's going on?

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC You're too cringy for your own good.


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 zergling15 wrote:
*Wakes up on sofa next to OT*

GAH STEVEN UNIVERSE!

*Looks around*

Oh good just a dream.

*Jumps off sofa and walks up to WK and Verv*

What's going on?


Just the Apocalypse. Regular Tuesday for us

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/08 02:37:11


TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Thinks for a second*

I think its Wednesday...

Doesn't matter, what kind of apocalypse?

OOC and Alex you don't get to call me cringe.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC Feth off yea I do. I haven't done nearly as many cringy things as you, Mr. Crocs to the movies dick head.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 zergling15 wrote:
*Thinks for a second*

I think its Wednesday...

Doesn't matter, what kind of apocalypse?

OOC and Alex you don't get to call me cringe.


Well. Some gakheads stole Verviedi's design for a ship that does not-so-nice things to planets and are trying to mass-produce them. That sort of thing

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

Oh that sounds fun.

*Cracks neck*

When do we leave?

OOC Alex.... you wore crocs too camo ones, don't talk smack, the only person who can call me cringe is probably Raf, and maybe Zephyr, Nelson lost the ability to call me cringe because of the 150 score thing.

This by no means make it so I can call you or them cringe, maybe Micha but that Micha.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/08 03:20:06


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC Your grammar is cringe, but I think that might just be the type 14 chromosome removal disease.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/08 03:12:39


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

OOC:
Alright you two, separate corners.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

As soon as I manage to replicate enough HFE-09Rs and polyceramic combat armor for WK's troops. I did promise that they would have sufficient gear.
...I even painted it dark green to match their uniforms.
*Queuing up something on dataslate*
*Faint rumbling sound for several minutes, and a crate appears in a flash of light*
Mission briefing. We will be going up against an unknown threat that has hijacked one of my old seedships and is attempting to build a fleet of them. The ships were designed for robots, not humans, so expect tight passages. We will be travelling through the maintenence and inspection passages, along the spine of the ship.
Enemies will include resource consumption drones, miscellaneous combat robots, and the forces of whatever entity hijacked my vessel.
Objective. Destroy every the ship, and every remnant of the tech within. Salvage nothing, and take nothing. Make sure to disable noospheric comms if you have any, as the ship's computer core is inhabitated by my... second iteration.
OOC: Verviedi IV and the Room vs Verviedi II. Who! Will! Win!?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/08 03:22:45




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC If I didn't have to do something in ten minutes, I would go to his house now and slap him with his croc.

Bic *Wakes up*

*Carefully gets out of bed to not wake up Yarrick*

*Puts arm back into sling and comes out*

*Makes a cheese and bacon toastie and comes out*

Waddid I miss? Wait, we?

*Shrugs*

If you could temporarily fix my broken arm I'll come along.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/06/08 03:25:04


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

OOC HE STARTED IT!

ITS NOT FAIR THAT I HAVE TO SIT IN A CORNER BECAUSE HE CAN'T STOP TALKING SMACK!

(Baby crying intensify)

BIC

WE GUNNA STOP AN APOCALYPSE!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/08 03:25:19


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

OOC: Stop it before I slap you with my tentacles.

BIC:
Are you coming?
*Completely unfazed by Vanden's choice of clothing*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC I'm peacing out for a bit. I'll be back.

Bic Fix my arm temporarily and I'm in.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/06/08 03:28:33


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Yes, we are. Multiple apocalypses, likely, depending on goals of target entity.
*Hands Zergling an sleek-looking sword with a serrated edge*
Try that on for size. Press the button on the handle to coat the edge of the blade in agressive consumer nanites. The nanites should die after ten seconds of consumption, but that's still enough time to do lots of damage. Do not touch the blade if it's silver instead of black.
*Winks at Vanden*
I have just the thing for you. It's very old technology, I've used it... once I believe.
*Uncorks a vial of medical nanites*
Extend your arm, please. This will likely be the worst pain you've ever experienced.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/08 03:31:07




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Waves sword*

Its a bit small, but you did say tight spaces so this should work well.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*gives Verviedi a deathly serious look*
I'm placing these men and women under your command Tech-Priest, I hope you understand the stakes. Death is a part of every Guardsman's life, but I'm going to request that you do your best to make sure as many of these soldiers live as humanly possible. I've seen enough death for 20 lifetimes.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Death is a part of every creature's life, you know. It's an endless cycle, and I am yet to see a creature wholly ascend beyond that rule. Even Nicholas Flamel has shown mortality once more.

*draws rifle and loads a new cartridge into it*

So, who are we hunting, and where are they?

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

ROBOTS!

SPACE I THINK!

DOESN'T MATTER!

WOOHOOO I'M PUMPED!

OOC hey Alex guess who's silver?

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/06/08 04:50:36


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Extends broken arm*

Sorry, thats the best I can do.

OOC FETH OFF! YOU CAN'T! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/08 04:52:21


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

OOC Already there.

I knew you would do that.

HAHAHAHAHA!

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC I'm coming to your house now to slap you. Just gotta wait for Ray and Nelson to get out.

I swear to god if you beat your promos with Zil...Ima be kinda impressed.

Actually, I cbf waiting for them. I'm coming now.

If you guys don't hear from me again, I have been taken by the crocs. Tell BC that I enjoyed the RPing.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/08 05:01:31


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

OOC nah it was Cho'Gath I think I went 15/2. There was some salt...

Ok lots of salt, but it lol that's GARENteed.

(Pls help me)

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/08 05:09:28


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC Slap was been delivered.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Comes out of room in full uniform] I'm in.
WK, I'll help ensure your men stay safe. You know my record when it comes to losses.

[Benny also steps forward, with the Daemonette] [They both nod]

Ooc: Yarrick in canon doesn't often summarily execute his men. Think he doesn't have the rule in-game, either.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

How'd you get dressed so...

*Shrugs*

Nevermind. I'm just waiting for Verv to fix my arm, then I'll be tagging along.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

That is a mystery for the ages. [Steps over to Amelia]
[Kisses her] Let's kick some ass together.

...I need to work on my romantic statements.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
 
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