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Yea. That was...

*Returns kiss*

*Looks over at Verviedi*

Just do whatever you're going to do when you can. I'm fine with it.

*Pulls Yarrick over to a couch*

Considering we are leaving ASAP, I wouldn't mind one last night with you. If you get my jist...

Oh! Of course. [Stands] [Bows and holds out hand] And if nothing else, it's a celebration. [Glances around] Do we let anyone know?

[Looks a bit nervous] You're not going to punish me for the disappearing act, are you..?

*Smiles*

Of course not, I would never do anything like that if you didn't want to. And yes, tell them that we will be busy. Don't want anybody to walk in now do we...

*Kisses his cheek and whispers something*

*Struts off to room*

I meant tell them about the- [Hears whisper]
...
[Temporarily stunned]

[Wakes up and follows] [Hangs Do Not Disturb on Pain of Perron Intervention sign] [Pulls door closed]

*Death cringes and puts up a veil around the room*

Death: Just for the protection for all the younger readers, I suggest you all leave the thread for at least 14 posts. Have a nice day, and yes, I have broken the 4th wall, just like Verviedi, and Deadpool. And before you ask, yes. I am the same Death that had coitus with Deadpool.

I was drunk, leave me alone.

[Cracks back] How about for once we don't try and demolish the room, and take it gently due to your arm?
I am capable of being delicate-
[Sees look in Amelia's eye] ..! Emperor's sainted bootcaps-

[Muffled thud against wall still audible]

*maria laughs at sign*
Oh.. you two...

(Marla)
Do you want to go help V? We can do it together if you want and feel you need to. *To wk*

OOC Out for the night, see yous later.

*Teleports in*
*Applies the nanites*
*Teleports out*
I saw nothing.
*Begins distributing the weapons and armor among the Guardsmen*
12 shots in a cell. Press the red button above the cell port to eject. This weapon produces some rather energetic radiation, so make sure to keep the side panels on at all times if you want children and/or normally replicating cells. Trigger is standard, it fires one shot. Semi-automatic only. This shot is powerful enough to melt from one side of a Carnifex to another, but don't get cocky, that amount of energy means a very low ammo capacity. Spare cells are in the bucket, take thirty or so.

[Backs rapidly out of room as Amelia starts screaming in pain from nanites]
What the everloving feth, Verviedi! Do not disturb includes causing someone a seizure!

[Naked apart from commissar hat and for some reason, a tie] [Very angry]

*Sees Yarrick*

HA HAHAHA OH MY GOD AHAHAHA.

*Falls backeards while laughing*

HAHAHA I CAN'T HAHAHAHA.

*Continues laughing*

[Sighs and puts hat over groin] Better?
I forgot people in the past had issues with nudity.

YOU WEAR A HAT TO BED!

AND A TIE TOO THAT'S HILARIOUS!

*Stands up and dusts self off still chuckling slightly*

Ok ok I'm good now.

*Still laughing quietly*

OOC sorry for all the edits my brain is not working.

She did say "Do what you can when you can".
Oh. That was bad, wasn't it?
*Looks at feet*

(Marla)

Naughty commissar *laughs* no worse than what most of us have done in private. Slightly tame for my taste... *mischievous smile*

Gotta have some fun don,t ya.

[Sighs] No, I put it on when coming out of the door. I wanted to look more professional.

...You try thinking straight when you're waist deep in hysterically screaming Spartan.

[Blinks] I should go back in there. [Facepalms and grabs painkillers, before heading back into room]

*Continuing educating the Guardsmen*
Your helmets are equipped with IR/XRay arrays and primitive shortwave radio communications. This will allow you to detect targets, and protect you from AI interference. If you look at the belt, here, there's a frame to hold those HFE-09Rs...

(Marla)
You do relise that that is one of the most fortified bases in sector. And guarded by multiple super heavy nova cannon arrays built into a moon with a rate of fire of a macro cannon.

If you try force your doomed.

*walks up behind Marla silently*
Do you know what day it is dear?

*jumps*

Day... What....... No.. You know I'm rubbish with dates dear.
What is it?

*boops Marla on the nose*
It's our anniversary dear, I'm almost offended that I'm the one who remembered.
*hands Marla a small box*

Damn... Oh feth I misread the Martian calender... Sorry!
Ita the 3rd not 4rh phase of Olympus... Sorry you know how I am with dates!

*opens to see a small gold ring with a Martian rune of eternity detailed in red and black metal*

Its.... Perrrfect.... How did you even know the rune? Ooops... Excuse me!
*runs off to repressor and returns with a box * well I had the present anyways. * hands a slightly larger box wrapped in a neat fabric bow*

*Hugs wk*
Can you forgive a forgetful Martian princess *smiles*

Exactly. Those cannons are too big. They're designed to take out a large invasion force of capital ships.
Now, if we...
*Begins writing out a plan involving sustained nuclear bombardment followed by a teleport strike*

And have firepower to turn your ship to atoms in seconds, multiple escort wings and several layers of defences.

If you want to get in. Quiet is your way. Quiet not nukes. Base security will be tighter than almost any installation you have infiltrated.

Bear in mind this is a Imperial ship yard....

*has walked off and is now bellowing orders at a group of PDF recruits who are doing laps of the Avatar Room*
IF YOU MISERABLE LOT HAVEN'T FINISHED THIS FETHING LAP IN 20 SECONDS OR LESS I'M GETTING MY WIFE TO RUN BEHIND YOU WITH A FLAMER!

Hmmm... I could get Yarrick to buzz us in, hide my gear in a secret compartment, and use some holograms to disguise the fact that our Guardsmen aren't carrying normal lasguns and flak armor?
Do you have any ships small enough to not be suspicious?

*walks up to where wk is shouting*
Hey, Il not be long and stop the training. Here. You said you liked practical and well, I kinda went with that. *hands a custom built slimline bolt pistol with compact magazine and laser sights. * I built and engraved it myself...

Tad dull. But I hand made it.
*kisses him on the cheak, whispers and goes to watch blood bowl wearing new ring hapily*

*to v*
Small... Ummm mine and marias ship are marked in huge ad nech heraldry of a rare class custom built so even rarer... Not inconspicuous.

What about the mk 6 cargo hauler in orbit? There so many you could blend in. Its even I think owned by you...

*straps on new bolt pistol with a content look on his face*
Thank you dear.

*Still screaming in pain*

*Finally calms down after swallowing an entire bottle of painkillers*

*Lies back on bed*

He...Wasn't joking...about it being...the worst pain I...ever experienced...

*Looks over apologetically at Yarrick*

I'm sorry I ruined the night...

*Flexes arm and yelps out in pain*

Still hurts like a bitch...

I will spare you the experience of explaining exactly how medical nanites work. You would likely vomit.
A cargo 6? I do not recall owning any interstellar spacecraft, but...
Oh. Yes. It's mine.