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Sorry I just have to:

“Commander boreal, enemy forces in our perimeter’
“WHERE!?”
“Southern quadrant but they where on the move, current location unknown.”
“THERE IS NO TIME TO BE LOHST! BATTEL BROTHERS, SPHESS MAHREENS! TODAY THE ENEMEE IS AT OUR DOHR. WE KNOW OUR DUTY ANT WE WILL DO IT! WE FIGHT FOR OUR HONOR AS BLUHD REHVENS, AS SPESS MAHREENS AND WE FIGHT IN THA NAME OF THA EMPRA!”
“IFF WE DHIE THIS DAY WE DHIE IN GLORY, WE DHIE HEROES DEATHS BUT WE SHALL NOUGHT DHIE, NO IT IS THE ENEMEE WHO WILL TASTE DEATH AND DEFEAT. AS YOU KNOW MOST OF OUR BATTEL BROTHERS ARE STATIONED IN SPHESS, PREPERED TO DEEP-STRHIKE! OUR PREMETER HAS BEEN PREPARED IN THE EVENT THAT OUR ENEMEE SHOULD BE SO BOHLD AND SO FOOLISH. WE HAVE PLACED NUMAROUS BEACONS ALLOWING FOR:
MULTIPLE
SIMMULN-TANIUS
AND DEVASTATING
DEFHENCIVE
DEEPSTRIKES
“THE CODEX ASTARTES NAMES THIS MANEUVER STHEEL RHEN. WE WILL DECHEND UPON THE FOE, WE WILL OVERWHELM THEM, WE WILL LEAVE NONE ALIHVE! MEANWHILE OUR GRHOUND FOHRCES WILL ENSURE THE FULL DEFEHNCE OF OUR HEADQUARTERS. WE ARE THE SPHESS MAHREENS! WE ARE THE EMPRAS FURY!”


There one was an ig army fighting tyranids. (lt to commander) "sir there is a tyranid horde approaching led by 1 hive tyrant!"
"lieutenant fetch my red cape."
They fight the tyranids and manage to win. The next day: "sir there is a tyranid horde approaching led by 3 hive tyrants!"
"lieutenant fetch my red cape."
They fight again and still manage to win. Later the lieutenant asks: "sir why do you wear that cape?"
"oh its if I get wounded my men wont see my blood and panic."
The next day: "sir there is a tyranid horde approaching led by 100 hive tyrants!"
"lieutenant fetch my brown pants."

vodo40k wrote:Sorry I just have to:

“Commander boreal, enemy forces in our perimeter’
“WHERE!?”
“Southern quadrant but they where on the move, current location unknown.”
“THERE IS NO TIME TO BE LOHST! BATTEL BROTHERS, SPHESS MAHREENS! TODAY THE ENEMEE IS AT OUR DOHR. WE KNOW OUR DUTY ANT WE WILL DO IT! WE FIGHT FOR OUR HONOR AS BLUHD REHVENS, AS SPESS MAHREENS AND WE FIGHT IN THA NAME OF THA EMPRA!”
“IFF WE DHIE THIS DAY WE DHIE IN GLORY, WE DHIE HEROES DEATHS BUT WE SHALL NOUGHT DHIE, NO IT IS THE ENEMEE WHO WILL TASTE DEATH AND DEFEAT. AS YOU KNOW MOST OF OUR BATTEL BROTHERS ARE STATIONED IN SPHESS, PREPERED TO DEEP-STRHIKE! OUR PREMETER HAS BEEN PREPARED IN THE EVENT THAT OUR ENEMEE SHOULD BE SO BOHLD AND SO FOOLISH. WE HAVE PLACED NUMAROUS BEACONS ALLOWING FOR:
MULTIPLE
SIMMULN-TANIUS
AND DEVASTATING
DEFHENCIVE
DEEPSTRIKES
“THE CODEX ASTARTES NAMES THIS MANEUVER STHEEL RHEN. WE WILL DECHEND UPON THE FOE, WE WILL OVERWHELM THEM, WE WILL LEAVE NONE ALIHVE! MEANWHILE OUR GRHOUND FOHRCES WILL ENSURE THE FULL DEFEHNCE OF OUR HEADQUARTERS. WE ARE THE SPHESS MAHREENS! WE ARE THE EMPRAS FURY!”

oh @$@!

"Ha! Those Gaunts are no threat to us at all. All guns, fire!"

"...what do you mean, you forgot the ammunition?"

"That slaanesh demon you are holding, I painted it using only my own bodyfluids."

This makes people stop touching my models.

DarkHound wrote:IG Tank Commander: What? There's no orks for 30k clicks!
(Mildly obscure modeling reference)

That was a model from a olden golden deamon in WD