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2009/06/17 11:52:23
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Araqiel
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Made up ones since bored.
''Will you stop touching my nob, I'm trying to move it, and your getting inger prints all over it''
''Your sticking what in my landraider''
''Uhoh we may have to pause the game, I thought it would be a silent one, turns out i popped a frag one in my pants... gotta change''
''Look, if you don't shoot my unit i'll man cuddle you''
''I love you''
''roll a D6 on a 1-2 you miss, 4-6 you penetrate my tank and I jump you.
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2009/06/17 13:59:21
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Foolproof Falcon Pilot
Somewhere in the unknown universe.
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Dude, i forgot my Dire Avangers had defend. We have to re-do that combat.
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Manchu wrote:Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.
Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
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2009/06/17 13:59:54
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Foolproof Falcon Pilot
Somewhere in the unknown universe.
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I hate double posts.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/17 14:00:28
Manchu wrote:Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.
Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
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2009/06/17 21:59:04
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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In a RT era tourny....Ok, so these 4 heavy squads count as Troops.....
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2009/06/17 22:42:47
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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You know it's going to be one of those days, when your Shas'ui orders "Fix bayonets".
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Mr Vetock, give back my Multi-tracker! |
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2009/06/17 22:48:44
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Guard: Sir, HQ is on the line.
Commander: Good, we'll finnaly be getting our orders.
(Picks up vox comm-link)
HQ: (unitelligible)
Commander:...you want us to do what?!?
-Yes, I did manage to fit a land raider in the 500pt game.
-Yes, that is a Monolith.
-Yes, I can charge when I deepstrike with my vanguard.
-Yes, my 'nids charge 12"
-Yes, you ARE screwed.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/06/18 02:20:24
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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Crises suit 1 : Ha my bunks bigger I must be higher up on the greater good
Crises suit 2: No you just are lower and the ethereal is trying to make you feel better
Crises suit 1: Shut up it was just a joke
Crises suit 2: Ha you can't take a joke
Crises suit 1: Shut up shutup SHUTUP!!!
Crises suit 2: hey watch where you wave that fusion blaster
Hissing sounds insue along with cries of "for the love of the greater good!!!"
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 Kroissen 31st 2000pts
"What the hell do you mean we're out of Ammo"
Every Commander's worst nightmare
"If the voices stop talking to me, how will I know I'm insane"
Best friend. |
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2009/06/18 20:22:04
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Hellacious Havoc
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BA-BOOOM
IG- What was THAT?
Conscript- Too many Triple-bean burittos.
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2009/06/18 20:35:50
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Foolproof Falcon Pilot
Somewhere in the unknown universe.
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Why is that stomps turning around? (TSOALR reference).
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Manchu wrote:Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.
Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
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2009/06/18 20:36:33
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Hellacious Havoc
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What is TSOSLR?
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Never mind.
I don't read it.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/18 20:37:08
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2009/06/18 23:31:18
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Umber Guard
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Umm... Are the pins on vortex grenades supposed to just fall out like that?
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Your side is always the "will of the people" the other side is always fundamentalist, extremist, hatemongers, racists, anti- semitic nazies with questionable education and more questionable hygiene. American politics 101.
-SGT Scruffy
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2009/06/18 23:34:23
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Dakka Veteran
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AGGH!!!! HELL-O KITTY!!!
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In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.
George Orwell is my hero.
Social Experiment: if you're pissed like me, copy and paste this into your sig, and add a number after it.
PISSED 8374982374983749873948234
Check out my band Man In A Shed |
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2009/06/19 02:07:53
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Sure I'll play against your Guard All Infantry Army.... I play Iron Warriors.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2009/06/19 05:48:31
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Lurking Gaunt
Canada
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Inquisitor- Just use the Bio weapons on the Nids I'm sure nothing bad will happen.
Ig- Sir someone keyed the Bane Blade and put sugar in the tank.
Nid player- ok that is 36 attacks on your platoon command I go first.
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2009/06/19 06:06:36
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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"sir the bane blade blew up"
tau fire warrior: whadda you mean were fight orks with no kroot"
wait why are we fight sm where on the same side?
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 -to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/06/19 19:42:33
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Hellacious Havoc
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helgrenze wrote:Sure I'll play against your Guard All Infantry Army.... I play Iron Warriors.
So do I, I have and field 3 Vindicators. Plus I have a Librairian(don't correct me, it is a joke) so those nid players with an army of Gene stealers can eat my lash. And then Three PIE PLATES!    
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/19 19:43:35
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2009/06/19 21:39:00
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Where did i put that frag grenade pin again
What no i didnt bring the lascannon i though you did
¨Hey that bush is moving.... and that space marines upside down what the?¨ says the guardsman before kommandos jump out from behind thier clever hidey posters
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2009/06/19 22:29:47
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Dakka Veteran
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scifi112233 wrote:Where did i put that frag grenade pin again
What no i didnt bring the lascannon i though you did
¨Hey that bush is moving.... and that space marines upside down what the?¨ says the guardsman before kommandos jump out from behind thier clever hidey posters
HA!!! My friend beats you by a week!!!
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/%27Ell_Raysas
He actually has "shrub-git" models.
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In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.
George Orwell is my hero.
Social Experiment: if you're pissed like me, copy and paste this into your sig, and add a number after it.
PISSED 8374982374983749873948234
Check out my band Man In A Shed |
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2009/06/19 22:34:00
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Regular Dakkanaut
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my bad its an idea at my store that we should make ork kommandos holding poster of space marine or somethin in front of them for infiltration with some of them holding the posters upside down
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2009/06/19 22:41:19
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Dakka Veteran
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HA! that sounds hillarious.
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In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.
George Orwell is my hero.
Social Experiment: if you're pissed like me, copy and paste this into your sig, and add a number after it.
PISSED 8374982374983749873948234
Check out my band Man In A Shed |
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2009/06/20 01:02:32
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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-Forwaaaaaard March!
-Bang.
-Orks!Orks!Orks!Orks!
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/06/20 02:54:10
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Sneaky Kommando
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Ork now have a strategy
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PAINT FOR THE PAINT GOD MODELS FOR THE MODEL THRONE |
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2009/06/20 04:43:52
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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IG Tank Commander: What? There's no orks for 30k clicks!
(Mildly obscure modeling reference)
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2009/07/14 18:49:59
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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Sargent to IG "wait for it...wait for it...open fire.......what!YOU FORGOT TO CHARGE THE POWER CELLS...RUN FOR IT!"
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/07/14 18:50:18
COVER IS FOR THE WEAK |
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2009/07/14 19:36:55
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Foolproof Falcon Pilot
Somewhere in the unknown universe.
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hehehehehehehehehehe............................
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Manchu wrote:Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.
Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
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2009/07/14 19:45:18
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Sacrifice to the Dark Gods
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Sorceror, prepare to summon the demo...what....what do you mean their on strike because theyre not getting any benefits. Theyre coming onto the material plane, isnt that good enough. What....They want maternity leave...I DONT BELIEVE THIS! GAARH! 
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2009/07/14 19:58:46
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Tau won close combat sir.
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2009/07/14 20:14:17
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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Tank heavy guardsmen: Sir here come the vendettas to rip apart the enemy tanks
IG commander: We don't have any vendettas in the army
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Kroissen 31st 2000pts
"What the hell do you mean we're out of Ammo"
Every Commander's worst nightmare
"If the voices stop talking to me, how will I know I'm insane"
Best friend. |
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2009/07/15 01:34:29
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Hellacious Havoc
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DarkHound wrote:IG Tank Commander: What? There's no orks for 30k clicks!
(Mildly obscure modeling reference)
That is from a Golden Deamon models a late tank comander said that! Automatically Appended Next Post: {SWAAGED}
Huh???
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2009/10/11 12:56:00
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Raging Ravener
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Warboss: okay boyz its time we stopps fightin'
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BeRzErKeR wrote:MagicJuggler wrote:It's not a matter of grippage. It's a matter of weight ratios. A 500-lb thrust Rokkit, cannot carry a 2-ton Warboss. And don't ask about African Rokkits.
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