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2009/06/09 07:45:24
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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(Holding plasma gun): How the hell do I fire this thing?
-Which end is the dangerous bit?
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/06/09 12:43:18
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Bugswarm
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"whos up for that pool party on the weekend, i heard them battle istas will b there eh eh?"
SM:"Charge the enemy men, im with you all the way...f#@$ i left my armour back on the barge...ill meet you chaps later"
Commisar to psyker:" We need a distraction so we are gonna need you to feed those warp spawn over there with you mind and soul..."
IG serg.: " We got necron coming over the hill, fire all weapons at them...what do you mean you used up our last lasscell?"
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2009/06/09 12:50:51
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Sister Vastly Superior
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"For the emper*squish*"
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I collect:
Guard - 2k of mostly infantry
DA - 2k of deathwing, 2k of other bits (no vehicles)
Sisters - mostly converted/proxy because I'm waiting for therange to go plastic.
Tau - 2k with no riptides because I can. |
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2009/06/09 14:10:52
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
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- And my Bloodthirster Deep Strikes to table...
- YOU GOT A BLOODTHIRSTER?
- You play good, you have good strategy, but your models suck
- I could have painted it better
- Comissar, what does Changling look like? Comissar? There are tentacles coming out of you...
- Comissar there are fiveteen Lootas over that hill
- Orks can't hit us, they are sucky shooters. In the name of the Emperor, chaaaaaaaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!
- Did I just saw a Lictor in the shadow?
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Win/Draw/Lost statics
Space Orks: 11/1/1
Space Marines: 10/2/5
Lizardmen: 8/2/3
High Elves: 13/2/2 and one tournament victory!
Dark Eldar: 1/0/0 |
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2009/06/09 21:49:16
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Stalwart Dark Angels Space Marine
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Imperial Guardsman to a Dark Angel Interrogator Chaplain - "I know something you don't know, nah-nah-nah-nah-NAH-nah!"
Two Guardsmen after a Necron Battle
"Woo, we won!"
"...I don't think that one's dead."
"Sure it is."
"You should go check it out."
"Ok.."
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2009/06/09 21:56:30
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Hellacious Havoc
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Guardsmen: Sarge, Does the Eye of terror blink?
Sarge: No.
Guardsmen: Then something is out there that can block out the Eye...
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2009/06/09 21:57:13
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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-I think I saw a genestealer...I did! I did! I did see a genesteal-aaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/06/09 22:31:35
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Hellacious Havoc
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You didn't say it like twetty bird.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Wait, are you a girl???
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/09 22:32:19
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2009/06/10 18:08:44
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Powerful Pegasus Knight
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Sarge: "We rushing the tau, and Im pleased to tell you that you have earned the honor of bearing the Emperor's cleansing flame!"
Me:"I get to lug a fifty pound flamer as we run straight at the Tau lines???"
Comissar:+GUNSHOT+"HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ORDERS HERETIC!"
Lol
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 "That for all the Emperor's love of his space marines, his ultimate creation - he was in fact nearly killed by one of them, only to be saved by a mere mortal with a 5+ save and a flashlight."
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2009/06/11 07:40:47
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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sugna the repairible wrote:
Wait, are you a girl???
Firstly, no (what gave you that idea?).
Secondly, I guess that that could be something you wouldn't want to hear on a 40k battlefield either.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/06/13 21:29:57
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Hellacious Havoc
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Some-thing your status said..
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2009/06/13 22:42:42
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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How does 'Hooded Inquisitorial Interrogator' link to a girl?
Yes I had a Sob status, but then i found the more appropriate witch hunter inquisitor one.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/06/14 00:11:47
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Apone! Look... we can't have any firing in there. I, uh... I want you to collect magazines from everybody.
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2009/06/14 00:27:06
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Dakka Veteran
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 *FRUAZARP!!!!!*
Mekboy: Oi! Wherez da Snotty 'oo was 'ere a minut'ago?
Big Mek: 'Im? 'E jus' volunteered ta charge dose SPEZ MAREINZ wid my Shokk Attack Gun 'ere
Mekbuy: Gah dat stoopid Snotty!!! Whadd'ee do dat for?
Big Mek: Whats da problem? Oi! 'Yoo ain't questionun my decision ta let 'im go is ya!?!?!?!?!
Mekboy:Na..is just dat...uh... 
Big Mek: WHAT!?!?!!?!!?!?!!?!??!!?!!!!1111?!///!? 
mekboy:Well ya see... 'e was caryin the keys to da stompa...
Big Mek:  ...  I tink we 'as our next volunteer! 
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In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.
George Orwell is my hero.
Social Experiment: if you're pissed like me, copy and paste this into your sig, and add a number after it.
PISSED 8374982374983749873948234
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2009/06/14 03:15:49
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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krazynadechukr2 wrote:Apone! Look... we can't have any firing in there. I, uh... I want you to collect magazines from everybody.
OMG! LOL, this wins the thread. There can be NO OTHER!!!
Perhaps also followed by a "Why don't you put her in charge?!?"
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/06/14 05:06:42
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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True story..
1) I hope you don't mind, I'm using 10$ in change for proxies models.....
Later
2) You care if I remove these guys from the assault? I want some cheetos...
Later
3) Yeah i'm out of the game man.... I just realised a whole squad of genestealers can buy 2 Jr bacon cheese burgers and I am starving!
Automatically Appended Next Post:
"I know I can't have a land raider, this is something I made with the VDR"
Automatically Appended Next Post:
" Oh yeah about the gundam figure, Heres the statline I came up for it, don't worry my friend said it was balanced"
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The book does't say that I CAN'T take all tanks.
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" That guy does't know what hes talking about, if you deep strike your dreadanaught your enemy won't have the chance to waste shots on it. The dreadnaught is only used as a bullet magnet. I'v been playing space marines for 14 years, I think I know how to play them!"
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2009/06/14 05:35:40
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Thank you Tzeentch for "Automatically Appended Next Post"
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2009/06/14 05:54:52
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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sob fighting alongside sm:hey baby my bolter isnt the only thing that fires blanks. wait what no im sorry come back.
that same sob:heretic burn her
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/14 05:55:08
 -to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/06/14 06:19:14
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Perfect Shot Black Templar Predator Pilot
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From Codex: Daemons:
"Sarge, what's that smell? Sarge! Saaarrr--"
CK
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"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling, which thinks that nothing is worth war, is much worse. The person, who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature who has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."
-- John Stuart Mill
 Black Templars (8000),  Imperial Guard (3000),  Sanguinary Host (2000),  Tau Empire (1850),  Bloodaxes (3000) |
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2009/06/14 07:26:44
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Blood for the Blaaaaaaaaaaarxxhvsdvjasfb!!!!!!!!!1
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/06/15 22:47:21
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Hellacious Havoc
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{SWAAGED}
Hey Sarge, what was that noise... sarge?
A LictOAAAARRRG
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2009/06/16 08:02:04
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Guardsman: Hey Sarge, our shots keep going over their heads.
Medic: Interesting, you usually dont see this many leg wounds from shooting.
Marine: Hey, That beach ball just shot Chuck.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2009/06/16 17:02:23
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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what your opponent won't like to here;
I'll just point out my special weapons theirs one here, here, here, here and here and in case of emergency theres one here, here, here, here and of course don't forget... so on
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what an imperial guard tank head player dreads;
right I've taken by compulsory choices now for the others oh no i can't fit in any tanks.
drat my opponent has taken tons of anti-tank weapons
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COVER IS FOR THE WEAK |
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2009/06/16 19:46:52
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Ultramarine Terminator with Assault Cannon
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OH GAK! My labia fell out.
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2009/06/16 19:52:49
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Calculating Commissar
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"What the Feth do you mean they're calling down an Exterminatus? We're not off the planet yet!"
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2009/06/16 20:13:03
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Tough Tyrant Guard
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Dark eldar have snipers?
It's the common term for 10x DE and 2x Dark Lances in the squad.
Imperial Guard:
"Here trooper, take this plasma gun, don't worry, it's been fired five times and nothing's happened so far."
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2009/06/17 03:16:07
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Wraith
O H I am in the Webway...
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Imperial Guardsmen
IG Soldier - It's ok cheif, I saw some blue marines with green scales at our HQ just a little while ago, they must be here to help!
Cadian Soldier - What do you mean when you say "14th Black Crusade" exactly?
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He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster and if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you |
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2009/06/17 06:15:55
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Sgt: You counted How many bikes headed our way?
Guardsman: What is that horrible stench? Huh? Whats a Nurgling?
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2009/06/17 07:01:52
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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Based upon Guants Ghosts by Dan Abnette
Cuu "Hey did you here larkin apparently Taneth wasn't destroyed and your family is still alive. I even saw a photo of your wife this morning in the mail."
Larkin "What the feth are you serious"
Cuu " HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh man you should have seen the look on your face"
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 Kroissen 31st 2000pts
"What the hell do you mean we're out of Ammo"
Every Commander's worst nightmare
"If the voices stop talking to me, how will I know I'm insane"
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2009/06/17 07:59:13
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Gollum! Gollum!
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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