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2009/06/01 14:05:04
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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WHho's is this grenade without the pin? stop leaving your stuff all over the *BOOM*
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Look at the size of 'em!
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2009/06/01 21:47:49
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Hellacious Havoc
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I've got a bad feeling about this, sir.
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2009/06/01 22:48:04
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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"If anyone finds a grenade without a pin, it's mine."
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2009/06/01 23:14:16
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Calculating Commissar
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"Has anyone seen an armed vortex grenade lying around?"
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/02 03:38:45
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2009/06/02 03:33:36
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Happygrunt wrote:"Has nayone seen an armed cortex bomb lying around?"
is that a bomb shaped like a brain?
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2009/06/02 07:27:54
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Abbadon: I am your'e father!
Also;
Abadon: Your powers are no match for the dark side, Eldrad!
(Battle going bad for eldar)Eldrad runs to you and asks: What the hell do we do now?!?
Sister of Battle: Do you like your heretic rare, medium or well done?
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/06/02 08:34:10
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Proud Triarch Praetorian
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"Hey, my Titan is bigger than yours....."
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2009/06/02 15:05:56
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Hellacious Havoc
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Why did the inquisitor leave after saying the blast will sort this out?
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2009/06/03 07:42:21
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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sugna the repairible wrote:Why did the inquisitor leave after saying the blast will sort this out?
OMG! Yes! That is the excuse I use every time I lose a battle!
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/06/03 16:39:54
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Thousand Sons: Let's strip off and go to the beach
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2009/06/04 09:06:23
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Uh, Ew?
Or not if there's nothing to see, hmmmm.....
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/06/04 09:39:32
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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How about:
Emperors Children, Lets strip off and go to the beach and have a wild orgy of Rock Music, Drugs, Rock Music while ON Drugs, Sex, Sex about Rock Music, Rock Music about sex.... -Trails off-
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2009/06/04 11:14:53
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Krazy Grot Kutta Driva
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'Agggh my (insert favourite unit here) has died. Theres no way I can win now. (starts crying) I want to abandon the game'
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2009/06/04 11:20:12
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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yani wrote:'Agggh my (insert favourite unit here) has died. Theres no way I can win now. (starts crying) I want to abandon the game'
OMG that has happened to me!!! I wanted to stab hiM!!!
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Emperors Faithful wrote:Uh, Ew?
Or not if there's nothing to see, hmmmm.....
They're dust inside.....
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Many started armies including: / , , ....and Bretonnia |
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2009/06/04 14:41:05
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Dakka Veteran
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Mad Dok Grotsnik: "Next"
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In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.
George Orwell is my hero.
Social Experiment: if you're pissed like me, copy and paste this into your sig, and add a number after it.
PISSED 8374982374983749873948234
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2009/06/04 15:59:43
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Hellacious Havoc
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Was this used already?
Khar" Next."
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2009/06/04 15:59:59
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Hellacious Havoc
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Was this used already?
Khar" Next."
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2009/06/04 16:00:02
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Hellacious Havoc
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Was this used already?
Khar" Next."
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2009/06/05 12:41:51
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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sugna the repairible wrote:Was this used already?
Khar" Next."
 Um...Yeah. But it is kind of funnier coming from a doctor like Grotsnik as he would he would actually have a line of dumb orks waiting for him. 
Also
-Hah! My tank traps defy your vehichles! Wait...did you say eldar?
-Incoming!
-Well, at least I can still take cover saves...
-IIIII seeeeeee youuuu...
-Yes! Penetrating!
-Hah! What can those little guardsmen do to my vehichle?...Is that a meltagun?
-Orbital Bombar-what?
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/06/05 22:22:06
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Tough Tyrant Guard
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Dark Eldar
"Sniper Squads, target that Monolith!"
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2009/06/05 22:26:27
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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colonel584 wrote:
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Emperors Faithful wrote:Uh, Ew?
Or not if there's nothing to see, hmmmm.....
They're dust inside.....
That what I meant by not Ew if there is nothing to see. Automatically Appended Next Post: orchewer wrote:Dark Eldar
"Sniper Squads, target that Monolith!"
Dark eldar have snipers?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/05 22:27:58
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/06/08 04:05:47
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Huge Hierodule
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From a Commisar: "See Ya!"
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
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2009/06/08 05:41:37
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Poxed Plague Monk
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Mad Dok Grotsnik : Guess wat boyz, da Ghazghul special iz free on da house tonight, an' yer all in line!
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2009/06/08 08:43:50
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Heh, heh, heh...
How about
-They can WHAT?!?
-'Extermina-what?'
-Nah, it wasn't a genestealer Jimmy, probably a rat...Jimmy? Don't mess with me... Jimmy?'
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/06/08 09:11:56
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Oozing Spawning Vat
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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*After wiping out over half of someones squad with Hormagaunts*
Owned....by a f**king Zergling Rush
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2009/06/08 09:34:17
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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'Hey it's not my fault! I didn't know it was a Vortex grenade when you told me to hold it!'
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/06/08 10:03:01
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Kossite
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Hmmmm i wonder what this does
Noooooo dont press that
Why "click"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN NO RUNES JUST WHAt...THE...HOW... Oh just forget it
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(nob)Look gretchin need'n spankin
(gretchin) not here!!
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2009/06/08 10:17:35
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Well honey, I'm afriad we're going to have to cancel our anniversary holiday. Something about a Grade Alpha Quarantine?
Nurgle: Achooo! Whew, I think I'm coming down with something...
Masque: (To the tune of Lady Gaga) Just Dance! It'll be okay...
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/06/08 14:33:12
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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space marine pulling the trigger:"click"
space marine without ammo: i need som more ammo
sgt: were out
tau fire warrior: waaaaaagh
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mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/06/08 19:53:40
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Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator
Manchester
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"Awww arent genestealers cute!!" lol
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Spacemarine: "Does my bumb look big in this armour?"
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