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Made in us
Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





In your base, ignoring your logic.

Hearing a comissar yell "blood for the blood god!", because he's really Kharn.
   
Made in us
Mighty Chosen Warrior of Chaos





Sorry can't disclose.....infiltrating

IG -- Guard Number 1"hey what does that cloud look like to you?"
Guard Number 2 "Like a Tyranid Bio Shi......Goddamit...... were screwed"

Imperial Recruiter-- " Hey boy your an Imperial Guardsmen now"
Recruited Person--"*sigh* I guess it could be worse"
Imperial Recruiter--"Take pride boy you drop into the Demons and heretics Lines at Dawn, For the Emperor!!"
Recruited Person--"Son of a B**ch"
Commisar--*looks menacingly at person, and slides hand for holster*
Recruited Person--"For the Emperor!!"

My Armies :
VC
Warriors of Chaos
Dark Elves
 
   
Made in gb
Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime







Arthas367 wrote:IG -- Guard Number 1"hey what does that cloud look like to you?"
Guard Number 2 "Like a Tyranid Bio Shi......Goddamit...... were screwed"

Imperial Recruiter-- " Hey boy your an Imperial Guardsmen now"
Recruited Person--"*sigh* I guess it could be worse"
Imperial Recruiter--"Take pride boy you drop into the Demons and heretics Lines at Dawn, For the Emperor!!"
Recruited Person--"Son of a B**ch"
Commisar--*looks menacingly at person, and slides hand for holster*
Recruited Person--"For the Emperor!!"

Recruited Guardsman: In the name of the Emperor, for failing to Execute a Blaspheming Guardsman, I hearby sentence you to death! -Freem- May the Emperor have Mercy upon your Soul!

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Made in au
Killer Klaivex






Forever alone

"Look, Rhinos! RHINOS! Our enemies hide in METAL BOXES, the cowards, the fools! We... we should take away their metal boxes..."

"SSSSINDRIIIIIII!"

People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. 
   
Made in us
Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





In your base, ignoring your logic.

Gwar! wrote:
Arthas367 wrote:IG -- Guard Number 1"hey what does that cloud look like to you?"
Guard Number 2 "Like a Tyranid Bio Shi......Goddamit...... were screwed"

Imperial Recruiter-- " Hey boy your an Imperial Guardsmen now"
Recruited Person--"*sigh* I guess it could be worse"
Imperial Recruiter--"Take pride boy you drop into the Demons and heretics Lines at Dawn, For the Emperor!!"
Recruited Person--"Son of a B**ch"
Commisar--*looks menacingly at person, and slides hand for holster*
Recruited Person--"For the Emperor!!"

Recruited Guardsman: In the name of the Emperor, for failing to Execute a Blaspheming Guardsman, I hearby sentence you to death! -Freem- May the Emperor have Mercy upon your Soul!


Zombie Commissar: For killing your commissar and committing an act of rebellion I sentence you to death.
Recruited person: But your dead and only in death does duty end.
Zombie Commissar: Looks at self* I'm not dead yet.
   
Made in ca
Storm Trooper with Maglight





Toronto, Ontario, Canada

halonachos wrote:
Gwar! wrote:
Arthas367 wrote:IG -- Guard Number 1"hey what does that cloud look like to you?"
Guard Number 2 "Like a Tyranid Bio Shi......Goddamit...... were screwed"

Imperial Recruiter-- " Hey boy your an Imperial Guardsmen now"
Recruited Person--"*sigh* I guess it could be worse"
Imperial Recruiter--"Take pride boy you drop into the Demons and heretics Lines at Dawn, For the Emperor!!"
Recruited Person--"Son of a B**ch"
Commisar--*looks menacingly at person, and slides hand for holster*
Recruited Person--"For the Emperor!!"

Recruited Guardsman: In the name of the Emperor, for failing to Execute a Blaspheming Guardsman, I hearby sentence you to death! -Freem- May the Emperor have Mercy upon your Soul!


Zombie Commissar: For killing your commissar and committing an act of rebellion I sentence you to death.
Recruited person: But your dead and only in death does duty end.
Zombie Commissar: Looks at self* I'm not dead yet.


I see what you did there.

'nid player: Haha. A cyclic Ion Blaster against my carnifex? please. Oh.... thats a lot of 6's.

~2100 pts
~2400 pts (Paladins, not imperial fist or gryphons!)
~2000 pts
DT:80S+GM+B--I+Pw40k09#--D++A++/areWD-R++T(T)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Calculating Commissar






Cheese Elemental wrote:"Look, Rhinos! RHINOS! Our enemies hide in METAL BOXES, the cowards, the fools! We... we should take away their metal boxes..."

"SSSSINDRIIIIIII!"


SPECCES MARINESS WE HAVE FELLED THE EMPRA!

40k: IG "The Poli-Aima 1st" ~3500pts (and various allies)
KHADOR
X-Wing (Empire Strong)
 Ouze wrote:
I can't wait to buy one of these, open the box, peek at the sprues, and then put it back in the box and store it unpainted for years.
 
   
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant




Kansas

Commissar:
"Welcome to the Imperium!"

"Rule #1: Don't die! Breaking rule #1 may result in severe consequences."

"Rule #2: Don't run! Breaking rule #2 may result in breaking rule #1."


Love Me, Hate Me, Say What You Want About Me. But Everyone Knows All The Girls Want To "If You Seek Amy." 
   
Made in gb
Flashy Flashgitz






london

Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Cheese Elemental-Love does not bloom in 40k. Love burns. It gets turned inside out, set on fire, raped, shot with bolters, and beaten with a crowbar.
Fafnir wrote:You don't really tend to notice blanks. If you're in a crowded room with one, you'll never notice him.
People tend to notice Pariahs. If you're in a crowded room with one, everyone's killing themselves.

Armies:
40K: 500+ pts,
1000+pts, 1000+ pts
Fantasy: Lizardmen (Wip)
Planned: Deamons, Easterlings 
   
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Slippery Scout Biker




Australia

" Hey, is that the new[ Type of model] ?"
" Hey that is it."
" I think it's stupid"

I won the under 16's event at CanCon and i am not stopping there. 1500pts of 1500pts of
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Made in us
Hellacious Havoc




conneticut

What is that big hole apearing in the sky?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! IT IS A WARP RIFT!


95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snikrot's Grot wrote:
waaaait...
obama's promise= change
tzeentch's WHOLE purpose=change
obama+change=TZEENTCH
HOLY CRAP AMERICA IS BEING RUN BY A CHAOS GOD


I am White/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I'm both orderly and selfish. I act mostly for my own benefit, but I respect and help my community - Specially when it helps me. At best, I'm loyal and dedicated; at worst, I'm elitist and shrewd.
 
   
Made in gb
Guardsman with Flashlight





UK


*Wall of Chaos Terminators*
Vet Sarge: Time to make 'em eat our steel lads!!!!
Guardsman: Um, isn't that Abaddon???
Comissar: TRAITOR!!!!!!







The Lord said, "Thou Shalt Not Kill", now listen to me. F**K THAT S**T. 
   
Made in au
Boosting Ultramarine Biker





Brisbane, Australia

Sarge "There a ton of Nid's out there tonight"
Sarge "Trooper Jones take point"
Jones "WTF"

Mik

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Stress… is when you wake up screaming and realise you haven't fallen asleep yet.

It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
 
   
Made in au
Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot





Australia, Victoria

"Lets ram that skimmer!!"

Yarrack - "I'm charging ma lazar eye!"
Ork mek - "It's ova 9000?"

Guardsman 1 - "Why is everybody running away?"
Guardsman 2 - "I don't know, but our baneblade in front of us is glowly weirldy" *Castrstrohic damage!!!11! followed by a large explosion*

Scout sentinal pilot - "Woo... driving along in my green mean machine... err.. what's that blue beam coming at me?" *FREEM*

Mabro - "Suprise C***Bags" *throws demo charge*
Space marine - *Swings bolter and hits the demo charge back like a baseball*
Mabro - "F***" *BANG*

*Deathstrike missile launcher is about to launch*
Driver - "Fire the missile!"
Techpriest - "But..."
Driver - "I said FIRE"
Techpriest - "Have it your way then.." *Beep*
*T-minus 5 seconds til launch*
Driver - "Hey.. why you running away?"
Techpriest - "Because the missile is installed BACKWARDS!"
Driver - "Oh what the F.."
*1... 0*
(And thus, the techpriest decieded never to drink while installing stuff ever again... well.... hopefuly)

My Youtube channel.
"What is a Belmont? A miserable pile of whips and sub-weapons." 
   
Made in gb
Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot




wakefield west yorkshire

guardsman " sir this teleport homer we found just started beeping"

"i think we upset the licktor "

"dont worry lads no one has a basic infantry weapon that can shoot 30" not even tau "

"just shoot the necrons once and thats the job done"

"errr sir what does a deamon prince look like (pointing like mad)"

"dont worry about the orks lads they cant shoot for shi......(pop!)"

awww the hive tyrant is looking this way ......dont look he might go away........awwwww he isnt



fear the dark
fear the angels for we are death
darkangels 15000+ pts
sisters of battle 6000+ pts
imp fists full codex company (lord knows how many pts)
space wolves - under construction but well on its away to a grand company
retired (may return) after a codex fubar
next ???????(but there will be a lot of it)

 
   
Made in us
Missionary On A Mission




The Eye of Terror

"I have over 300 guardsmen in my list"
"My Carnifex has 7 toughness"

 
   
Made in us
Loud-Voiced Agitator



San Diego

Man your dice suck today

Bolter Fire is my worst nightmare  
   
Made in is
Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit




Iceland

IG :

IG: Dude , is that blood ? .... *Fainths*

IG2 : Oh my , thats a lot of organs ! Wait a minute ... why are some of them moving towards me ?? OH MY GOD !!!'

SMs joke:

SM1 : So these tyranids are accutally gonna eat the whole planet ? Why wont we let them ? I mean , the Chaos sure will die :S

SM2 : NO SOUP FOR YOU ! ! ! !

   
Made in gb
Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot




wakefield west yorkshire

oh no theve got DUST BUSTERS .......ruuuun
oh no theve got WET WIPES aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
oh no prozak ahhhhhhhhhhzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
oh no theve got porn ..........actualy ......any good swaps .....aww go on then




fear the dark
fear the angels for we are death
darkangels 15000+ pts
sisters of battle 6000+ pts
imp fists full codex company (lord knows how many pts)
space wolves - under construction but well on its away to a grand company
retired (may return) after a codex fubar
next ???????(but there will be a lot of it)

 
   
Made in gb
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot





London, England

"Sarge, moy trouserhs argh chayyfink!"

sA

My Loyalist P&M Log, Irkutsk 24th

"And what is wrong with their life? What on earth is less reprehensible than the life of the Levovs?"
- American Pastoral, Philip Roth

Oh, Death was never enemy of ours!
We laughed at him, we leagued with him, old chum.
No soldier's paid to kick against His powers.
We laughed - knowing that better men would come,
And greater wars: when each proud fighter brags
He wars on Death, for lives; not men, for flags. 
   
Made in us
Hellacious Havoc




conneticut

What?

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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snikrot's Grot wrote:
waaaait...
obama's promise= change
tzeentch's WHOLE purpose=change
obama+change=TZEENTCH
HOLY CRAP AMERICA IS BEING RUN BY A CHAOS GOD


I am White/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I'm both orderly and selfish. I act mostly for my own benefit, but I respect and help my community - Specially when it helps me. At best, I'm loyal and dedicated; at worst, I'm elitist and shrewd.
 
   
Made in gb
Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot




wakefield west yorkshire

smiling Assassin wrote:"Sarge, moy trouserhs argh chayyfink!"

sA


lol
at least i got it



fear the dark
fear the angels for we are death
darkangels 15000+ pts
sisters of battle 6000+ pts
imp fists full codex company (lord knows how many pts)
space wolves - under construction but well on its away to a grand company
retired (may return) after a codex fubar
next ???????(but there will be a lot of it)

 
   
Made in gb
Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot




wakefield west yorkshire

CLICK
CLICK
CLICK
CLICK

AWWW

OUT OF AMMO


fear the dark
fear the angels for we are death
darkangels 15000+ pts
sisters of battle 6000+ pts
imp fists full codex company (lord knows how many pts)
space wolves - under construction but well on its away to a grand company
retired (may return) after a codex fubar
next ???????(but there will be a lot of it)

 
   
Made in us
Huge Bone Giant





Oakland, CA -- U.S.A.

So I was on this forum on Dakkadakka, http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/180/228473.page#698701
and it made me think should try ...

"It is not the bullet with your name on it that should worry you, it's the one labeled "To whom it may concern. . ."

DQ:70S++G+++MB+I+Pwhfb06+D++A+++/aWD-R++++T(D)DM+ 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





smiling Assassin wrote:"Sarge, moy trouserhs argh chayyfink!"

sA


been there, done that.... definitely a war stopper, but yeah, you dont want to *HEAR* that... thats just tmi
   
Made in us
Sneaky Kommando




SD

CSM Sergant: "BUNNIES FOR THE BUNNY GOD! CARROTS FOR THE CARROT THRONE!"
CSM Publicist: "Well, there goes our image."
   
Made in au
Lady of the Lake






Libraian: "Opps" *Explosion in the background, several SM yelling in pain as they're sucked into a vortex*



Sniper Scout Sergeant: "Alright everyone charge the Carnifex.... Wait... Carnifexes now.. Yeah everyone charge the Carnifexes"



Tech Servitor: "Even I know that's a bad plan"
Nearby Captain: "Everyone ignore him, they have no minds after all"
Tech Servitor: "Actually...."
*Captain points bolter at Servitor*
Tech Servitor: ".....1.24563..... Rhino........ Repair start"
Techmarine: "A prophecy?"
Captain: "You heard him, we are assured victory against... Who are we fighting today?"
Libraian: "Necrons"
Captain: "Alright everyone charge that big pyramid thing, we'll show them our strength. Also someone bash up that flying guy in the robes he looks weak"

   
Made in us
Foolproof Falcon Pilot





Somewhere in the unknown universe.

"That's the enemy?!? They don't look too b-"

Manchu wrote:
Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.


Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
 
   
Made in us
Hellacious Havoc




conneticut

What could possibly go wrong.
Is that the best you got?
Yeah, you and what army?
At lest it can't get any worse.
And chuck norris just died by a snotling snezzed on him.
EPIC LOSS.


95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snikrot's Grot wrote:
waaaait...
obama's promise= change
tzeentch's WHOLE purpose=change
obama+change=TZEENTCH
HOLY CRAP AMERICA IS BEING RUN BY A CHAOS GOD


I am White/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I'm both orderly and selfish. I act mostly for my own benefit, but I respect and help my community - Specially when it helps me. At best, I'm loyal and dedicated; at worst, I'm elitist and shrewd.
 
   
Made in au
Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

Catachan Commander: Okay! So that's settled! From now on we're gonna be called the Catachan Devils!
Now, where can we find a mascot...


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Etheral: You are to be sent on another diplomatic mission.
Emmissary: Who with?
Ethereal: It is a new race, never before encoutered.
Emmissary: Yipee! Who! Who!
Ethereal: I don't know I can't pronounce it, (to bodygaurd) what was it again?
Bodyguard: I don't know, I think it sounded something like...Nids, Tinids? I don't know, something like that?
Emmissary: Cooool!

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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
 
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