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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/06 19:02:33
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Hearing a comissar yell "blood for the blood god!", because he's really Kharn.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/06 19:13:08
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Mighty Chosen Warrior of Chaos
Sorry can't disclose.....infiltrating
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IG -- Guard Number 1"hey what does that cloud look like to you?"
Guard Number 2 "Like a Tyranid Bio Shi......Goddamit...... were screwed"
Imperial Recruiter-- " Hey boy your an Imperial Guardsmen now"
Recruited Person--"*sigh* I guess it could be worse"
Imperial Recruiter--"Take pride boy you drop into the Demons and heretics Lines at Dawn, For the Emperor!!"
Recruited Person--"Son of a B**ch"
Commisar--*looks menacingly at person, and slides hand for holster*
Recruited Person--"For the Emperor!!"
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My Armies :
VC
Warriors of Chaos
Dark Elves
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/06 22:21:12
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Arthas367 wrote:IG -- Guard Number 1"hey what does that cloud look like to you?"
Guard Number 2 "Like a Tyranid Bio Shi......Goddamit...... were screwed"
Imperial Recruiter-- " Hey boy your an Imperial Guardsmen now"
Recruited Person--"*sigh* I guess it could be worse"
Imperial Recruiter--"Take pride boy you drop into the Demons and heretics Lines at Dawn, For the Emperor!!"
Recruited Person--"Son of a B**ch"
Commisar--*looks menacingly at person, and slides hand for holster*
Recruited Person--"For the Emperor!!"
Recruited Guardsman: In the name of the Emperor, for failing to Execute a Blaspheming Guardsman, I hearby sentence you to death! -Freem- May the Emperor have Mercy upon your Soul!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/07 10:15:14
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Killer Klaivex
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"Look, Rhinos! RHINOS! Our enemies hide in METAL BOXES, the cowards, the fools! We... we should take away their metal boxes..."
"SSSSINDRIIIIIII!"
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/07 18:32:35
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Gwar! wrote:Arthas367 wrote:IG -- Guard Number 1"hey what does that cloud look like to you?"
Guard Number 2 "Like a Tyranid Bio Shi......Goddamit...... were screwed"
Imperial Recruiter-- " Hey boy your an Imperial Guardsmen now"
Recruited Person--"*sigh* I guess it could be worse"
Imperial Recruiter--"Take pride boy you drop into the Demons and heretics Lines at Dawn, For the Emperor!!"
Recruited Person--"Son of a B**ch"
Commisar--*looks menacingly at person, and slides hand for holster*
Recruited Person--"For the Emperor!!"
Recruited Guardsman: In the name of the Emperor, for failing to Execute a Blaspheming Guardsman, I hearby sentence you to death! -Freem- May the Emperor have Mercy upon your Soul!
Zombie Commissar: For killing your commissar and committing an act of rebellion I sentence you to death.
Recruited person: But your dead and only in death does duty end.
Zombie Commissar: Looks at self* I'm not dead yet.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/07 19:28:15
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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halonachos wrote:Gwar! wrote:Arthas367 wrote:IG -- Guard Number 1"hey what does that cloud look like to you?"
Guard Number 2 "Like a Tyranid Bio Shi......Goddamit...... were screwed"
Imperial Recruiter-- " Hey boy your an Imperial Guardsmen now"
Recruited Person--"*sigh* I guess it could be worse"
Imperial Recruiter--"Take pride boy you drop into the Demons and heretics Lines at Dawn, For the Emperor!!"
Recruited Person--"Son of a B**ch"
Commisar--*looks menacingly at person, and slides hand for holster*
Recruited Person--"For the Emperor!!"
Recruited Guardsman: In the name of the Emperor, for failing to Execute a Blaspheming Guardsman, I hearby sentence you to death! -Freem- May the Emperor have Mercy upon your Soul!
Zombie Commissar: For killing your commissar and committing an act of rebellion I sentence you to death.
Recruited person: But your dead and only in death does duty end.
Zombie Commissar: Looks at self* I'm not dead yet.
I see what you did there.
'nid player: Haha. A cyclic Ion Blaster against my carnifex? please. Oh.... thats a lot of 6's.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/08 00:58:10
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Calculating Commissar
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Cheese Elemental wrote:"Look, Rhinos! RHINOS! Our enemies hide in METAL BOXES, the cowards, the fools! We... we should take away their metal boxes..."
"SSSSINDRIIIIIII!"
SPECCES MARINESS WE HAVE FELLED THE EMPRA!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/09 14:44:17
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
Kansas
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Commissar:
"Welcome to the Imperium!"
"Rule #1: Don't die! Breaking rule #1 may result in severe consequences."
"Rule #2: Don't run! Breaking rule #2 may result in breaking rule #1."
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Love Me, Hate Me, Say What You Want About Me. But Everyone Knows All The Girls Want To "If You Seek Amy." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/09 21:11:26
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Flashy Flashgitz
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Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/10 10:48:45
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Slippery Scout Biker
Australia
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" Hey, is that the new[ Type of model] ?"
" Hey that is it."
" I think it's stupid"
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I won the under 16's event at CanCon and i am not stopping there. 1500pts of 1500pts of
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/13 22:27:15
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Hellacious Havoc
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What is that big hole apearing in the sky?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! IT IS A WARP RIFT!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/14 00:08:06
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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*Wall of Chaos Terminators*
Vet Sarge: Time to make 'em eat our steel lads!!!!
Guardsman: Um, isn't that Abaddon???
Comissar: TRAITOR!!!!!!
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The Lord said, "Thou Shalt Not Kill", now listen to me. F**K THAT S**T. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/15 12:24:06
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Boosting Ultramarine Biker
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Sarge "There a ton of Nid's out there tonight" Sarge "Trooper Jones take point" Jones "WTF" Mik
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/05/15 12:24:58
Stress… is when you wake up screaming and realise you haven't fallen asleep yet.
It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/15 14:19:02
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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"Lets ram that skimmer!!"
Yarrack - "I'm charging ma lazar eye!"
Ork mek - "It's ova 9000?"
Guardsman 1 - "Why is everybody running away?"
Guardsman 2 - "I don't know, but our baneblade in front of us is glowly weirldy" *Castrstrohic damage!!!11! followed by a large explosion*
Scout sentinal pilot - "Woo... driving along in my green mean machine... err.. what's that blue beam coming at me?" *FREEM*
Mabro - "Suprise C***Bags" *throws demo charge*
Space marine - *Swings bolter and hits the demo charge back like a baseball*
Mabro - "F***" *BANG*
*Deathstrike missile launcher is about to launch*
Driver - "Fire the missile!"
Techpriest - "But..."
Driver - "I said FIRE"
Techpriest - "Have it your way then.." *Beep*
*T-minus 5 seconds til launch*
Driver - "Hey.. why you running away?"
Techpriest - "Because the missile is installed BACKWARDS!"
Driver - "Oh what the F.."
*1... 0*
(And thus, the techpriest decieded never to drink while installing stuff ever again... well.... hopefuly)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/15 17:38:42
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
wakefield west yorkshire
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guardsman " sir this teleport homer we found just started beeping"
"i think we upset the licktor "
"dont worry lads no one has a basic infantry weapon that can shoot 30" not even tau "
"just shoot the necrons once and thats the job done"
"errr sir what does a deamon prince look like (pointing like mad)"
"dont worry about the orks lads they cant shoot for shi......(pop!)"
awww the hive tyrant is looking this way ......dont look he might go away........awwwww he isnt
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fear the dark
fear the angels for we are death
darkangels 15000+ pts
sisters of battle 6000+ pts
imp fists full codex company (lord knows how many pts)
space wolves - under construction but well on its away to a grand company
retired (may return) after a codex fubar
next ???????(but there will be a lot of it)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/15 17:43:37
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Missionary On A Mission
The Eye of Terror
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"I have over 300 guardsmen in my list"
"My Carnifex has 7 toughness"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/15 18:49:43
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Loud-Voiced Agitator
San Diego
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Man your dice suck today
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Bolter Fire is my worst nightmare |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/15 19:08:34
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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IG :
IG: Dude , is that blood ? .... *Fainths*
IG2 : Oh my , thats a lot of organs ! Wait a minute ... why are some of them moving towards me ?? OH MY GOD !!!'
SMs joke:
SM1 : So these tyranids are accutally gonna eat the whole planet ? Why wont we let them ? I mean , the Chaos sure will die :S
SM2 : NO SOUP FOR YOU ! ! ! !
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/16 09:13:50
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
wakefield west yorkshire
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 oh no theve got DUST BUSTERS .......ruuuun
 oh no theve got WET WIPES aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
 oh no prozak ahhhhhhhhhhzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 oh no theve got porn ..........actualy ......any good swaps .....aww go on then
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fear the dark
fear the angels for we are death
darkangels 15000+ pts
sisters of battle 6000+ pts
imp fists full codex company (lord knows how many pts)
space wolves - under construction but well on its away to a grand company
retired (may return) after a codex fubar
next ???????(but there will be a lot of it)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/16 12:26:10
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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"Sarge, moy trouserhs argh chayyfink!"
sA
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My Loyalist P&M Log, Irkutsk 24th
"And what is wrong with their life? What on earth is less reprehensible than the life of the Levovs?"
- American Pastoral, Philip Roth
Oh, Death was never enemy of ours!
We laughed at him, we leagued with him, old chum.
No soldier's paid to kick against His powers.
We laughed - knowing that better men would come,
And greater wars: when each proud fighter brags
He wars on Death, for lives; not men, for flags. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/16 18:11:45
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Hellacious Havoc
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What?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/16 19:51:41
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
wakefield west yorkshire
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fear the dark
fear the angels for we are death
darkangels 15000+ pts
sisters of battle 6000+ pts
imp fists full codex company (lord knows how many pts)
space wolves - under construction but well on its away to a grand company
retired (may return) after a codex fubar
next ???????(but there will be a lot of it)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/16 21:12:47
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
wakefield west yorkshire
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CLICK
CLICK
CLICK
CLICK
AWWW
OUT OF AMMO
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fear the dark
fear the angels for we are death
darkangels 15000+ pts
sisters of battle 6000+ pts
imp fists full codex company (lord knows how many pts)
space wolves - under construction but well on its away to a grand company
retired (may return) after a codex fubar
next ???????(but there will be a lot of it)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/16 21:52:49
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Huge Bone Giant
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So I was on this forum on Dakkadakka, http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/180/228473.page#698701
and it made me think should try ...
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"It is not the bullet with your name on it that should worry you, it's the one labeled "To whom it may concern. . ."
DQ:70S++G+++MB+I+Pwhfb06+D++A+++/aWD-R++++T(D)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/19 22:38:15
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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smiling Assassin wrote:"Sarge, moy trouserhs argh chayyfink!"
sA
been there, done that.... definitely a war stopper, but yeah, you dont want to *HEAR* that... thats just tmi
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/29 09:43:07
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Sneaky Kommando
SD
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CSM Sergant: "BUNNIES FOR THE BUNNY GOD! CARROTS FOR THE CARROT THRONE!"
CSM Publicist: "Well, there goes our image."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/29 12:15:13
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Lady of the Lake
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Libraian: "Opps" *Explosion in the background, several SM yelling in pain as they're sucked into a vortex*
Sniper Scout Sergeant: "Alright everyone charge the Carnifex.... Wait... Carnifexes now.. Yeah everyone charge the Carnifexes"
Tech Servitor: "Even I know that's a bad plan"
Nearby Captain: "Everyone ignore him, they have no minds after all"
Tech Servitor: "Actually...."
*Captain points bolter at Servitor*
Tech Servitor: ".....1.24563..... Rhino........ Repair start"
Techmarine: "A prophecy?"
Captain: "You heard him, we are assured victory against... Who are we fighting today?"
Libraian: "Necrons"
Captain: "Alright everyone charge that big pyramid thing, we'll show them our strength. Also someone bash up that flying guy in the robes he looks weak"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/05/29 13:01:38
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Foolproof Falcon Pilot
Somewhere in the unknown universe.
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"That's the enemy?!? They don't look too b-"
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Manchu wrote:Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.
Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/01 00:57:39
Subject: Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Hellacious Havoc
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What could possibly go wrong.
Is that the best you got?
Yeah, you and what army?
At lest it can't get any worse.
And chuck norris just died by a snotling snezzed on him.
EPIC LOSS.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/06/01 08:54:52
Subject: Re:Things you do not want to hear during a battle.....
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Catachan Commander: Okay! So that's settled! From now on we're gonna be called the Catachan Devils!
Now, where can we find a mascot... Automatically Appended Next Post: Etheral: You are to be sent on another diplomatic mission.
Emmissary: Who with?
Ethereal: It is a new race, never before encoutered.
Emmissary: Yipee! Who! Who!
Ethereal: I don't know I can't pronounce it, (to bodygaurd) what was it again?
Bodyguard: I don't know, I think it sounded something like...Nids, Tinids? I don't know, something like that?
Emmissary: Cooool!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/01 09:04:47
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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