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2015/05/09 02:13:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Slow to notice] Where have you been, Kaptin? 
In his defense.. Well, there isn't really one. We don't talk very often.
She did at least shoot him repeatedly in the leg, which I think counts as flirting for Eldar females. I'm really not sure. Not exactly my area of expertise.
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2015/05/09 02:16:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I do not understand the flirtation rituals of the Eldar female. Or honestly, even the human female.
*Altered Tau drone flies around dispensing lemon bars and crashing into walls*
I appear to have screwed that one up. Be right back. *Extends mechandendrite and interfaces with drone*
.....Oh holy Omnissiah....
*Collapses to the floor with smoke pouring out of mechandendrite*
*Drone flies out the ceiling*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/09 02:24:47
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/09 03:45:23
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Huh, I wondered where the self-aware test drones had got to....
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/09 03:46:42
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/05/09 03:48:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I... Em... Borrowed a shipment of drones, put the brains of dead Skitarii in them, attached more useful tools, and....
Well.
It appears we are all doomed.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/09 06:50:04
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Ah, don't wet your pants fake robot, if there is something I am good at it is destroying REAL robots. Just give me $1000 and I will be ready to take on any and all mechanical menaces!
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
 The Empire : ~60-70 models.
 1500 pts
 : My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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2015/05/09 09:10:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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 Verviedi wrote:He was in a pocket dimension where the TPV was guaranteed to do no damage. And the frogstar fighters were green. He beat, what, 3 Krikkit robots with his own hands in the entire series? I'm sure your Elf could do fine. Before thenoobbomb got to him and tore him apart.
This is a Divine Crusader. He ate several shots from a Gamma Pistol, a Dragons Breath Flamer, and Elf urine. He is not going to die to an Elf.
Rend and tear! Raargh!
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2015/05/09 11:33:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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I was tracking a multi-day severe weather outbreak in the Plains and a tropical storm affecting the Carolinas. I am popping in and out today. Hopefully I'm back tommorow.
I missed you guys. 
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/09 12:14:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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That same tropical storm will affect "New France." All of my Mother's Day plans are hanging in the balance. It's Waterloo all over again!
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/05/09 12:36:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I will certainly do that.
*Dispenser on side spits out $1000 in 50s.*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/09 12:59:45
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Blurgh!
*vomits up the tequila*
*Others in the room look at each other and collectively realise the drink was poisoned*
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/05/09 13:15:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Good thing I did not drink.
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2015/05/09 14:03:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Good thing I am physically incapable of drinking. *Puts mechandendrite on gun slowly and puts back to the wall*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/09 14:03:59
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/09 14:39:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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*takes gun from Verviedi*
Verviedi? What in the name of Gork and Mork were you doing?
Thenoobbomb! I though we had killed you.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/09 15:55:46
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Well, this has certainly got interesting.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/05/09 17:18:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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 KaptinBadrukk wrote:*takes gun from Verviedi*
Verviedi? What in the name of Gork and Mork were you doing?
Thenoobbomb! I though we had killed you.
Foul, green-skinned monster! I have not forgotten you!
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2015/05/09 17:27:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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FLASH GITZ!!!!!!!!!!
*they come, snazzgunz ready*
Thenoobomb, I have not forgotten about you either.
(to Flash Gitz)
OBLITERATE THENOOBBOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*thenoobbomb dies, again*
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/09 17:33:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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I don't do "dying". I am the Divine Crusader, the sword of Alessia, the bane of Umaril the Unfeathered, the death of Elfkind come! Glory to Reman!
*kills the foul greenskinned " Flash Git"-Elves*
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2015/05/09 18:22:51
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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sing your life wrote:*Others in the room look at each other and collectively realise the drink was poisoned*
to be fair, I already suspected it was, I'm just a very cheap date.
Verviedi wrote:Good thing I am physically incapable of drinking.
good thing I'm too drunk to care.
Glad to see you're back Kaptin, I hope you stayed safe.
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2015/05/09 18:29:42
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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You're hoping a non-human stays safe?
Disgusting!
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2015/05/09 18:43:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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As one of the collective leaders amongst the rabble here.... I do say, Sir, that if you mess with the young lad that is the Kaptin, you will bring upon yourself a host of animosity that will be unrelenting in its purpose. Perhaps you should reconsider your fanaticism and join the Xeno Time Traveling World Destroying Bunch of Tactical Geniuses rather than prolong the inevitable.
Least of your worries will be Sing Your Life who will gladly switch to one of his many personas and stab you wildly in the dark and greatest would be CREEEEEEEEED making a tactical maneuver into your anus and exploding a Baneblade out of it. I hear it's painful.
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/05/09 18:53:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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I'm already a self-resurrecting, time travelling, nigh on invulnerable Crusader. This room has nothing on me!
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2015/05/09 21:47:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/09 22:33:02
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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Impossible we are the mooninites!
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/05/09 23:00:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Guardsman with Flashlight
Kador sector (nid kill zone)
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*comes out from a bunker door on the left and looks around fur covered multi coloured glow stick juice* Anyone got any Vodka? we have ran out in the rave
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hear the Bass? thats us RAVE RAVE RAVE!!!! we are allys to human kind |
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2015/05/09 23:25:30
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I've got whiskey, if it helps. I feel like I'm missing out on something. Hmm, maybe my baneblades aren't shiny enough.
Oh, and my Cadiansve have 400,000,000 kills, Vervidi, so boom.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/09 23:27:35
 iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
 Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures... 
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/05/10 00:20:23
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Drunky wolf, I believe sing your life has some tequila. Has.. had.. I'm not entirely sure.
I could see myself liking Orks, and Grots. They're a lot easier to deal with than most humans, and they respect whoever has the biggest stick and the loudest shouting.
But no, I was actually glad Kaptin was okay and forgot to say " OOC:".
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2015/05/10 00:21:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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STOP THIS BINARY NUMBER SILLINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/10 00:23:39
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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 Buttery Commissar wrote:Drunky wolf, I believe sing your life has some tequila. Has.. had.. I'm not entirely sure.
I could see myself liking Orks, and Grots. They're a lot easier to deal with than most humans, and they respect whoever has the biggest stick and the loudest shouting.
But no, I was actually glad Kaptin was okay and forgot to say " OOC:".
I'm fine.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/10 01:27:19
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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 CREEEEEEEEED wrote:I've got whiskey, if it helps. I feel like I'm missing out on something. Hmm, maybe my baneblades aren't shiny enough.
Oh, and my Cadiansve have 400,000,000 kills, Vervidi, so boom.
Counting the kills my fleets and Forge World Defense have would be cheating.
The Adeptus Mechanicus wages war on a scale that unmodified humans cannot comprehend. You may be able to teleport Baneblades, but the Titans of Mars march to war in their hundreds.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/10 01:56:01
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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M9, I can scout scout scout Titans, and scout other Titans, and they all worship me, obviously figuratively, the Titan legions actually worship the emperor. And I have the greatest fleet the imperium or mechanichum can offer, all under my command. M9, you have nothing on my kill feed.
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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