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2012/12/12 09:23:42
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted. And for festive flavouring they contain real santa parts. You eat santa and are swarmed by angry vengful small children
I wish for a full squad of bilethralls
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/12/12 22:10:17
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. One second later, they are mowed down by a passing A-10.
I wish I had a Xenomorph for a pet. That didn't try to kill me.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/12/12 22:48:57
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Wish Granted, but you were not suppose to feed it after midnight and it wrecked your town.
I wish I could beat an Ork warboss with my bare hands.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2012/12/13 03:10:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. You beat the Ork Warboss fair and square at a game of chess, using only your hands! The Warboss leaves, ashamed, then leads a Waaagh! to destroy all smart humies.
Needless violence ensues.
I wish that every day could be SIMILAR to, but not exactly like today.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/12/13 08:55:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted, every day is similar, but not exactly the same. The 1 difference is you gradually get shorter each day. When you are 6" tall, you end up living behind the skirting board like a borrower.
I wish it was a week on friday.
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Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/12/13 09:01:18
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. It was a week on Friday since you last had a shower.
I wish for A nice vacation.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2012/12/13 10:14:16
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Sure. Your plane gets shot down.
I wish Youtube didn't lag here.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/12/13 11:26:45
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted. You cant get it.
I wish people would be more imaginative with there corruptions
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/12/13 11:42:38
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. I see what you did there. You get a rabid cat.
I wish cats would remain kitten sized their whole lives.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/13 12:30:03
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted - Cats all remain the size of kittens. Within 5 years, cats are extinct as every small and tasty member of the animal kingdom cats prey upon band together and release a christmas single, hightlighting the evilness of cats. Then once all cats are abandoned, many small dogs, which were previously too small to effectively chase cats (chihuahua, terriers and sausage dogs etc), release 4000 years of pent up aggression.
The Charge of the Dog Brigade!
I wish my dear old mum hadn't put an electric sweeping brush on her amazon christmas wishlist...Now I have to buy it for laughs.And I'll probably get hit with it christmas morning...
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/12/13 13:40:03
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted she wished for a  and with some pills for her 
I wish for the charge of the cat brigade
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/12/13 23:24:58
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Granted, but most of the cats get distracted by laser lights, and the rest take naps.
I wish someone would corrupt my wish.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2012/12/14 00:01:43
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Someone has corrupted your wish, giving super powers to all Dakkites except you.
I wish for practical Christmas presents.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/14 06:34:47
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. They are practical for a dogs use.
I wish my art skills were better. I'm only asking for a little bit better; enough to be able to draw basic shapes like people. (that's obviously not stickmen)
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/12/14 08:46:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted, your art skill improve to the level you'd like. However, you lost both your hands in the previously mentioned petapocalypse. What with your avatar being a cat...and the dogs charging.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted imaginatively, and for the corruption to be epic!
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/12/14 09:02:00
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted. You are suddenly hurtled into the 40K universe and become a guardsman. You fight through the entirety of the universe eventualy coming to face with old one eye him(her?)self. Charging up to him/her you plunge your baynot through the old plasma wound and into his brain whilst firing your lasgun. With a mighty crie of "CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDD" old one eye dies and your comrades inspired by you rise up and oblitorate all the tyranids. You pose upon old one eyes corpse and let loose a mighty shout of "FOR GREYSKULL" and are executed by a passing comissar for heresy.
I wish that a Seether class Helljack would rampage through my college.
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/12/14 09:21:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. It rampages through, but no one notices because it is only about 7 inches tall. A janitor bins it after awhile.
I wish for more Bolt Action models.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/14 10:15:04
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted. They are dreadfully cast and made out of candy.
I wish that the seether that rampages through my college was lifesize and only i could control it.
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/12/14 10:30:30
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted - The seether becomes life size and controllable only by you. The definition of 'You' includes your subconcious, which then takes it on a rampage due to some sort of unresolved issue, possibly involving not being offered a cup of tea when everyone else was.
I wish Skeletor was a cross genre villian and had made his way into 40k.
He'd be an awesome chaos lord...
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2012/12/14 13:27:34
Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/12/14 10:51:52
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted but he turns out to be a bronie and rides into battle on twilight sparkle(no i am not a bronie. I have merely been forced to endure the horror of the first episode once)
I wish that Only my concious mind could control my real working life size seether and my subconcious not. In addidition should i die my mind will automatically be transferred into my seether so i will become the seether
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/12/14 13:28:16
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Complex Seether controls kill you instantly from stress, and simultaniously drain the energy from the Seether. The city sells the hulk for scrap and donates the profeits to the homeless shelter.
I wish for well cast models.
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2012/12/14 13:30:38
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted, you get well cast models. Made out of jelly.
I wish I had a 40k skeletor on twilight sparkle, just to annoy people at GW.
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2012/12/14 13:33:42
Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/12/14 14:24:06
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted. But such is the digust and revulsion at your hidious mutant of tacky He-man villain and Brony wet dream that the 40K fns rise up and drive out the Bronys exterminating many of them in a hideous massacre. the surviving Bronys are so shocked and horrified with this that they believe that the world cannot survive unless it is under pure pony dominance. Summoning the mare in the moon they gather together an army of war MLP ponys and Bronys at as never before seen and ride out across the world from their hidden lair. Accompanied by the sound of thundering hooves and the air of Brony love they take the world by surprise, storming across europe until they are met and brought to battle in England by my elite force of warriors all of whom control atleast one WarJack. in the ensuing conflict to halt the Bronypocalypse you are captured by my force and fed feet first and alive to a Deathripper Bonejack as punishment for bringing about he Bronypocalypse. You die an agonising death that thanks to the ministrations of my medics lasts weeks.
I wish that there was no stress involved in controling my life size Seether so i cant die from that and that it is not taken from scrap because it never brakes down. And hould i be killed my mind and soul will automatically enter my Seether so i will become the Seether.
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2012/12/14 14:26:52
Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/12/14 14:53:53
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted - you now have to go on a 78 year training course to learn to control it. And now you're finished, you can't remember why you wanted it in the first place.
But you can remember every detail of the 1st episode of MLP.
I wish that in the book - The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, the Lion had jumped out of a wardrobe and eaten the witch. Nice and short, not 6 books or so.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/12/14 21:53:59
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Granted, the book was so short and nice that it went on to spawn 18 more books, and 7 movies.
I wish people would stop calling me the 'god' Emperor. Just the Emperor again.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2012/12/14 22:07:20
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted. Humanity loses its faith in you to protect, destroying mankind.
I wish I know what Bob is holding in his profile pic.
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2012/12/14 23:21:42
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Granted. It disgusts you.
I wish people didn't hate on bronies so much (namely Master of Ordinance).
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/12/14 23:55:30
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Granted - they hate them even more.
I wish MLP would end for good.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/15 00:04:05
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Its all over. Its fans now flock to My Sparkly Vampires.
I wish for less hate, period.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/15 00:05:21
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Granted - less hate for bronie haters.
I wish sparkling vampires were lynched by an angry mob.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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