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**Cottonjaw**

Granted! You are teleported to a world where everything is peanut butter flavored and there isn't a drop of milk in sight. MWAHAHAHAHA

I wish for a clean bath towel of moderate quality.

**YELLOWBLADES**

Granted, it is made in a sterile factory with the best materials avalible, but as you pick it up you drop it in a pile of dog poop. and your left with a huge bill to pay

I wish I would start snowing

**blood guard26**

granted. you freeze to death

I wish i had more time to train before my evaluation

**YELLOWBLADES**

Granted, you now have to wait 500 Years

I wish my LGS regularly played WM

**blood guard26**

granted. so much they were arrested.............?

i wish passed all my school tests

**YELLOWBLADES**

Granted, you did so well the school assumed you were cheating so you got kicked out.

I wish that I understood a chemistry concept Ive been pondering over for 3 months

**blood guard26**

granted. ---/\ /\ /\ previous corruption /\ /\ /\---

I wish i could play laptop games all day in class and still learn stuff.

**liquidjoshi**

You leanr the most effective way of mining in Minecraft (branch mining

), but fail your exams miserably. But hey, you learned something!

I wish I had an extra heart.

**snurl**

Granted. You have an extra heart in your freezer. You also have a heartless corpse in your house, blood everywhere, and the police knocking on your door.

I wish for a quick trip to the Christmas Tree place.

**Mynameisalie**

Granted. It's quick as there are no trees available, apart from a 10 metre tall one that's up for £7500.

I wish for the power to be able to turn anyone I want (including myself) immortal.

**Decio**

Granted. You soon realize that immortality comes with a huge price, as it does suck to outlive everyone else. Overcome with tragedy, you bring all of us dead folks back so we can continue corrupting wishes.
(there are a few good books out there about immortality and it's benefits versus disadvantages)

I wish that I didn't have to think about being immortal and watching everyone die quickly. Ugh.

**snurl**

Granted. Instead, you now know the exact time and date of your eventual demise.

I wish my old game group would start up again.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. The sessions, however, are quite boring.
I wish I had a bionic eye implant, like the Tech Priests.

**Far Seer**

Granted. It can't be powered unfortunately, so you are stuck with what is essentially an eyepatch for the rest of your life.

**PredaKhaine**

No wish - you are smeared in butter, wrapped in ham and covered in bread. Then forced into a toasted sandwich maker.

I wish GW would put their prices up. It's been ages since I shouted 'HOW MUCH!?'

**blood guard26**

granted. they raise their prices by five pence (did i gt that right?)
even the tiniest amount would make people say that

I wish i had the motivation to finish one of my other armies.

**Mynameisalie**

Decio wrote:
Granted. You soon realize that immortality comes with a huge price, as it does suck to outlive everyone else. Overcome with tragedy, you bring all of us dead folks back so we can continue corrupting wishes.
(there are a few good books out there about immortality and it's benefits versus disadvantages)

I wish that I didn't have to think about being immortal and watching everyone die quickly. Ugh.

There is a solid reason as to why that corruption does not work: I make everyone on this thread immortal. Corruption = invalid.

Anyway, granted. You have the motivation, but neither the glue nor the paint.

**snurl**

No Wish!
You are dipped in crazy glue and rolled in gravel, then you are forced to ride in an industrial clothes dryer for a few cycles.

I wish more people would forget to wish.

**blood guard26**

granted.................................................................... ponies

**PredaKhaine**

No wish - you are left outside at -15 degrees, then slapped with a haddock. You are then given a rub down for flavour with some aquatic plants....then the beavers are released.

I wish I had a ham cob.

**blood guard26**

(you didn't get it)

granted. a space ham space cob made out of space dust, enjoy!

I wish that the corruption of this wish was contradictory and corrupting it would mean defying physics we know it as i'm not wishing for anything in particular and more of an infinite amount of possibilities to now be blocked by contradiction.

good luck

**snurl**

Granted. You wish, in effect for nothing, which is no wish.
You are buried alive with a thesaurus.

I wish for a quick trip home.

**PredaKhaine**

blood guard26 wrote:
(you didn't get it)

I did - but it's the same as no wish...

Granted - You are now 10,000 feet above your home. And falling.

I wish for more time to game with.

**Mynameisalie**

Granted. Instead you have to spend that time looking for someone to game with.

I wish for ULTIMATE POWER!

**snurl**

Granted. You have all kinds of time to game with, but not an opponent to be found.

I wish I had painted the markings on my Tiger Tank before I made it all muddy and dirty looking.

**PredaKhaine**

Mynameisalie wrote:
Granted. Instead you have to spend that time looking for someone to game with.

I wish for ULTIMATE POWER!

Granted - you also now have ULTIMATE RESPONSIBILITY....you've been spider-manned. It's the official drawback to power.

**PredaKhaine**

snurl wrote:
Granted. You have all kinds of time to game with, but not an opponent to be found.

I wish I had painted the markings on my Tiger Tank before I made it all muddy and dirty looking.

You did. But the dirt and mud obscures all your hard work, rendering it pointless.

I wish 6th edition 40k was a clear and defined ruleset, with no grey areas.

**snurl**

Granted. It now plays like "Candyland".

I wish to find the perfect miniature figure company.

**Far Seer**

Granted. It's another one that has ridiculously high prices with ridiculous policies to match. Oh, and there's also a Matt Ward equivalent somewhere.

I wish this Battlefield 3 update wasn't 7gb.

**snurl**

Granted. Its only 149KB but all it contains is instructions on where to buy the full version and your old version flashes "update Now" every 45 seconds or so.

I wish for some more Christmas Cookies.