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2012/12/18 12:07:46
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted your plastic man wand arrives. Have fun anally violating yourself with it.
I wish that i automatically knew how to control my real working lifesize seether that only i can control and should i die my mind and soul will enter it and i will become it.
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
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2012/12/18 12:16:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted - you can now control the real working lifesize band seether. You become sick of 'Remedy'. When you die you become them - and now it's all you ever hear...
I wish that I could find someone for a game tonight - as my evening has just become free.
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/12/18 12:49:40
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. Unfortunately, everyone dies due to some unforseen circumstance. Then there is a knock at the door...
I wish that would not happen.
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/12/18 13:16:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. It did not happen. Everyone died due to circumstances they were well aware of, namely zombies. There is no knock at your door, it is simply broken down by ravenous zombies.
I wish I wasn't sick.
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2012/12/18 13:21:00
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted. Your merely nurgled
I wish that i controled a Seether class Helljack
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/12/18 13:21:26
Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/12/18 13:58:53
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted you control a seether class helljack - you become a menace to the world. They know that if you are killed, you will become it so they place you in stasis. Then they cover the stasis booth in carbonite. Then they bury you in the arctic circle. Then they put a library on top - which only has the twilight books. As these are readily available everywhere, no one goes to that particlular library again.
In the library they have a tv that only picks up MLP re-runs.
After the end of civilisation, your pod opens and you become ruler of all thats left. Lord of a dead empire. You kill yourself through loneliness, then your seether becomes your prison for all eternity.
I wish...for easier to corrupt wishes.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/12/18 14:40:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. The thread immediately is abandoned due to loss of interest.
I wish I could focus on teaching my friend how to play guitar.
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/12/18 18:58:53
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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All the strings snap, whipping you in the eye and permanently blinding you.
I wish I was a genius.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/12/18 18:59:54
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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You are now the smartest mek boy in England
I wish i had a snazz gun
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2012/12/18 19:11:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted. I take it and shoot you in the face with it.
I wish Lord General Cheese would stop making boring Ork related wishes.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/12/19 08:34:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Granted. Everyone else starts making them instead.
I wish for more Dakka.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/12/19 09:13:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted, you get more Dakka. Everytime you play 40k from now on, you lose to Orks.
I wish I could steal Robert Trujillo's bass playing powers (and use them myself  )
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/12/19 10:02:03
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted but you are hubted down by robert trujillo.
I wish that i was not placed in stasis with my life size Seether class Helljack that only i can control and that if i die i will my mind and soul will transfer too so i will become it.
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/12/19 10:09:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted, you are placed on the moon instead. And still in carbonite. Although this time, you are in a lift as well, on the dark side of the moon.
I wish Superman 4 had been a decent film.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/12/19 11:28:26
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted. But the others werent so noone watchs it.
I wish my last wish but also that i was on earth and not in stasis or carbonite.
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/12/19 11:32:41
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. I destroy your seether class helljack, before killing you. Therefore, your helljack is now obsolete for you to reincarnate in. You die. End of Discussion.
I wish Master of Ordinance would stop making seether class helljack wishes. It's like Lord Cheese all over again...
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/12/19 12:00:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, he starts making obscene wishes involving Rainbow Dash and a fisting glove instead.
I wish that the fething squirrel would get out of my roof.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/12/19 12:27:23
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted. It is blown off with a nuke.
I wish as my above wishes plus that my Seether class Helljack was indistructable
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/12/19 13:00:31
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted, it's now invisible too. It's also in an unreality minefield - even if you can find it, you've now got the head of a Llama.
I wish the squirrel blown off Squigsquashers roof with a nuclear bomb, got super squirrel powers due to the radiation and eats the indestructible seether, thus forcing Master Of Ordinance to think of a different wish
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/12/19 13:51:36
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted but due to my seethers indestructability my seether isnt destroyed but instead incredibly pissed. It rips the squirrel apart from the inside out whilst you watch an innocent mutant rodent being horribly murdered. It then comes after you, rips you apart and i catch your soul in a soul cage to devour slowly later.........
I wish that due to the squirrels rampage my seether class Helljack was now out of the minefield and in my college. And that i have my normal sexy head.
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/12/19 15:52:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted - your seether is incredibly pissed on 40,000 litres of Vodka.
It then rips you apart. And swaps your head for your foot.
I wish your warjack was a really a deck chair.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/12/19 15:55:37
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted. A psychotic deck chair with claws that you sit on..........
I wish that my seether would never harm me and was rageing in the squirrel
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/12/19 18:18:34
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Granted. I wish it out of existence and prevent you from ever wishing it again. (This is both a corruption and a wish)
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Currently attempting to put together a homebrew non-canon Space Marine chapter. If I can be bothered to getting around to painting the models and putting the things together of course... |
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2012/12/20 01:14:30
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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granted on all levels.
I wish to wake up tomorrow with meagan fox beside me in her underwear on my right and err whats her face hermoile now you no modern on the other side
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Fire Fire fixes everything |
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2012/12/20 03:02:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Granted. Megan Foxx lies beside you in those conditions. However, you discover you also have no more arms, legs, and genitals. She cut them off, you see.
I wish I was an eldritch abomination.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/12/20 03:21:11
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are dead, yet dreaming, in dread Ryleh.
I wish that nurgle had passed over me.
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2012/12/20 08:57:54
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted. Instead Tzentch saw you and took your sanity then turned you into pink goo.
I wish that people would just let me have my seether  . i will not stop wishing until they do  .
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2012/12/20 09:19:21
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted - you have your seether and it loves you. It hugs you until your head pops off...
I wish for the new dark angels 'dex to be the same level of comp as the chaos 'dex. So no codex creep.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/12/20 09:40:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Nope. You get the cheesiest, most game breaking codex ever.
At least the GK codex is balanced now...
I wish I didn't have to do transcription work.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/12/20 11:56:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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granted. you now do sewerage work, enjoy
I wish that I was a better 40k strategist
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