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2012/12/20 12:46:33
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Granted. So is everyone else.
I wish I could actually get a game of 40K.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/12/20 14:28:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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Granted because we all want that
I wish megan fox wasn't insane
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2012/12/20 14:45:21
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted. She just loathes you utterly. She feeds you through an oversized meat grinder.
I wish for Evangelion Unit 01 so I can step on Master of Ordinence and his fething Warjack and grind them into a fine red paste.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/12/20 14:48:16
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Granted - then I curbstomp EVA-01 with Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.
I wish they made more awesome anime; they simply don't make like they used to anymore.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/12/20 14:48:33
"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/20 14:52:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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Granted except its more awesome hentai
I wish meagan fox was not crazy didn't hate me and was in absolute love with me
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Fire Fire fixes everything |
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2012/12/20 14:53:02
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, they already do. Girls und Panzer anyone?
I wish they would make Squid Girl season 3. Ebi ebi, geso geso!
Edit: Damn. Ninja'd.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/12/20 14:54:06
Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/12/20 14:54:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Granted - and its a big hit!
I wish for another Macross series.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/20 14:55:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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I don't see how that's a corruption, but oh well.
Granted, it's a ripoff of Macross 7.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/12/20 15:13:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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It wasn't since I like Squid Girl 
No wish. I wish for no more badly-written vampire novels.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/20 15:18:42
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, instead we get badly written Werewolf erotic novels.
I wish people would realise that Silent Hill just isn't scary.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/12/20 18:52:51
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Sure. It's TERRIFYING LIKE MY CAPITAL LETTERS.
I wish all of Master of Ordinance's wishes so far were undone, and that he could never wish for Helljacks again, and that this wish was irreversible.
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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2012/12/20 20:15:36
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/12/20 21:19:16
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Terrifying Doombull
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Since thy did not offer a wish I will grant you this..... You get me on a polar bear skin in front of a fire place singing sweet love songs to you, while the mods give you a oil massage
I wish to get the wish above granted
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2012/12/20 22:41:20
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Done. Enjoy!
I wish for nothing interesting to happen for the next 36 hours.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2012/12/21 04:01:25
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Granted, 36 hours and 1 second later radioactive super Cheese/chimp hybrid monsters invade your town.
I wish for an uncorruptable wish, and a sanvich!
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2012/12/21 07:21:22
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Granted, your wish is as uncorruptable to the Chaos Gods as the most cheesiest Grey Knight! And you get a fine, Soylent Green sandwich. Yum. Whatever your wish was, people compare it to Matt Ward.
I wish that I knew what exactly Bob wanted to not be corrupted.
What wish would you have wished?
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/12/21 09:23:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted - you know exactly what Bob wanted - Your mind is blown and you become a meat puppet in thrall to the almighty Bob. Bob makes you invade Algeria on your own. No-one notices.
I wish it could be christmas, every day.
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/12/21 13:25:48
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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Granted your stuck in a infinite time loop
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Fire Fire fixes everything |
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2012/12/21 13:29:43
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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I wish for the Infinite Fortress.
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2012/12/21 13:55:47
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You have pre ordered GW's new top secret infinite fortress. But production problems delay its release..........infinitely.
I wish my vacation started now instead of tomorrow.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/21 14:01:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Granted - you are either laid off indefinitely or are suspended indefinitely.
I wish to live in Infinity City.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/21 15:04:57
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted: you move there and are never heard from again.
I wish that people would post wishes I didn't have to google just to understand.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/12/21 23:09:31
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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Granted, You now know everything google knows and more! Sadly you know everything google knows and MORE!
I wish I didn't send Decio to invade Algeria, I'm tired of getting bombs in the mail. 
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2012/12/22 01:40:30
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You sent him to invade the Chaos Wastes. Now you get odd appendages in the mail.
I wish for the best Christmas ever.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/22 14:54:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Granted, it is the best Christmas ever for a Great Unclean One, who shoves Nurglings up your rear before anally penetrating you with his collossal festering wang.
I wish my army was painted.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/12/23 00:26:33
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Ouch.
Granted. Your army is painted, with Latex Housepaint and detailed with sparkly nail polish in rainbow colors.
I wish for a great Christmas for everyone here on DAKKA.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/23 00:35:01
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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Granted. Then it is discovered the Mayan Calender was misread and the world was suppossed to end on Boxing Day.
I wish dating and life were not as complex as this
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I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
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2012/12/23 01:37:18
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Granted - your date is Lilith Hesperax.
I wish the world was Cyberpunk.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/23 02:40:23
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
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granted. everyone dies.
I wish I could afford one of those cosplay space marine armour costumes.
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2012/12/23 03:30:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Granted - you have to wear it everyday from now on.
I wish Mass Effect was real.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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