40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**sing your life**

You get 7000 rupiah.

I insert troll logic.

**War Kitten**

You get punched in the face for being a small, weedy git.

I insert catnip

**ZergSmasher**

You get a drugged cat.

I insert a dead cat.

**snurl**

You get Catgut.

I insert broken dreams.

**KommissarKiln**

You get refined nightmare fuel. It sells well, if you know who to go to while you keep your head down.

I insert a copy of Axis & Allies, Spring 1942.

**sing your life**

You get a battle plan.

I inser World of Tanks.

**War Kitten**

You get an Abrams tank that runs over your house and crushes everything.

I insert a bottle of Vodka

**sing your life**

You get a sad Finn.

I insert a Riptide battlesuit.

**KommissarKiln**

You receive a unit of grots. They tend to make their points back too

I insert a painted but unweathered valkyrie model.

**snurl**

You get a painted, weathered, bottle of vodka.

I insert poly cement.

**Torus**

You receive an annoyed cat

I insert an Iho stick

**snurl**

You get an IHOP pancake.

I insert a purple beholder.

**Torus**

Receive a D20 made of stone... that can only roll ones

I insert one deck of cards

**War Kitten**

You get a bag of m and m's.

I insert a miniature copy of the vending machine

**sing your life**

You get a Warlord Titan model.

I insert a book of jokes.

**snurl**

You get a miniature vending machine.

I insert two-part epoxy.

**KommissarKiln**

You get one large mess.

I insert this:

(You spin me right round, baby, right round/like a Z6 Baton, baby, right round)

**sing your life**

You get a knight throwing his sword up so it falls back down straight into his scabbard.

I insert KommissarKiln.

**snurl**

You get Colonel Klink.

I insert a pack of crisps from 1950.

**Torus**

you receive an empty packet of crisps that was eateen in the 1980's

I insert a commissar

**ZergSmasher**

You get a bolt pistol.

I insert a Commissar's hat.

**sing your life**

You get a pipe.

I insert the little red book.

**War Kitten**

You get the big red book.

I insert Good Guy Lucifer

**snurl**

You get sing your life.

I insert Mountain Dew.

**sing your life**

You get a sugar rushed 10 year old.

I insert King Arthur.

**snurl**

You get a round table.

I insert a spider.

**War Kitten**

You get set on fire.

I insert a box

**KommissarKiln**

The machine shudders, then booms "SAMPLE TEXT" at you.

I insert someone's debit card.

**snurl**

You get a skimmer.

I insert a vinyl album.

**sing your life**

You get a plate.

I insert crazysaneman.