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Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

OOC - fox, what is it with you and ships??

How many times do I need to spell it out that THERE ARE NO SHIPS IN ORBIT DAMMIT!!!)

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





fox, could i put you in the ocean on top of a crashed cruiser? That would clear the fleet and give the storyline a nice-ish spin.
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

Amazing Fox but DAMMIT! No one else was supposed to go....but I'l think of something< If I don't post it tonight its because there is a storm and it has knocked out the power.

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
Made in us
Ferocious Blood Claw




USA

Fleet stanby to launch all forces to our desiganted area provided by our brothers, Gregersen announced to the fleet.

Gregersen went to his drop pod and deployed to the surface just outside of Pelvicon where he and his forces would set up their positions.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/07/12 20:44:35


Take life by its throat and bend it to your will, or rip it assunder. Or just be a right pathetic b*sta*d .  
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

Maverick turned to the map-board, and panned the screen over to another section of map. a city was visible, and so was the fist's bridgehead.

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





So i AM putting you on this map?
   
Made in gb
Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader






Who wants to know?

Je me confused

Pelvic Thrust FTW
My IG, check it out! http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/310231.page#1824393
5000 points
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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Commissar's always win
 
   
Made in us
Ferocious Blood Claw




USA

Ignore this.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/07/12 20:39:42


Take life by its throat and bend it to your will, or rip it assunder. Or just be a right pathetic b*sta*d .  
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

OOC - maverick is STAYING in the original map. I moved the screen so I could see this battlefield from where I am, that's all.

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





Why is gregorsen blabbing about his wolves? he doesn't even know where he is one the map yet?



NOW, he knows.
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





Btw, don't get me wrong. That strike cruiser is floating in the ocean. It's not in the air.
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

"Ludd, engage!"

"Mozzy, you newly-turned thruster, launch your ambush!"

"Munch, defend the city!"

"Scrazza - hold your ground - the temple to Vera must not fall!"

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in us
Ferocious Blood Claw




USA

Ignore this.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/07/12 20:38:51


Take life by its throat and bend it to your will, or rip it assunder. Or just be a right pathetic b*sta*d .  
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





damn it! I forgot that for some reason mozzy is a thruster now...
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

OOC - cyclonic missiles attacking ground units, and not wiping out whole maps???

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





OOC - how do you mean?
   
Made in gb
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot





Southampton, Hampshire, England, British Isles, Europe, Earth, Sol, Sector 001

Commissar NIkev wrote:This thread seems to becoming a fail......saddness............

[I whole hearted agree now, it just goes to.......................................................................
.............................................................!
....................................... ......................?
............................ :(
............................................ attention span. Commissar NIkev I have removed all my "walls" of texts, please write me out of this FAIL.]

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Bloodfever wrote: Ribon Fox, systematically making DakkaDakka members gay, 1 by 1.
 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

Gregersen wrote:Gregersen and his men had decimated to defenders of the gun through sheer surprise and ferocity, the rest of the enemy had retreated, as they entered the main reactor a cyclonic missile killed one of the terminators to his left and the others went flying.

Gregersen was the first to his feet and the sight before him was devastating an enemy pelvic thrusting dreadnought stood there.

Damit he said to himself, well this is a enemy that going to die or kill us all. with that he rallied his terminator squad, and assaulted the dreadnought.


alright dude, use commas, and all those other squiggles and what-not that make sentences easy to read and make sens.....cause this is dificult to read...and I don't know about anybody else but I'm going to ignore your posts if you are going to write like this.

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





OOC - why is this thread failing?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/12 20:24:12


 
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

Maverick prepared himself.

Picking up the comms-set, he began to contact Vera's Headset.

"Nikev. I know you can hear me. Reply, heretic."

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

Ribon Fox wrote:
Commissar NIkev wrote:This thread seems to becoming a fail......saddness............

[I whole hearted agree now, it just goes to.......................................................................
.............................................................!
....................................... ......................?
............................ :(
............................................ attention span. Commissar NIkev I have removed all my "walls" of texts, please write me out of this FAIL.]


So........Much.......CONFUSION! AHHHH!
-Head Implodes-

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
Made in us
Ferocious Blood Claw




USA

ignore this.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/12 20:37:58


Take life by its throat and bend it to your will, or rip it assunder. Or just be a right pathetic b*sta*d .  
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

Commissar NIkev wrote: So........Much.......CONFUSION! AHHHH!
-Head Implodes-


OOC - Does that make you dead, seeing as you didn't say OOC?

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





OOC - Okay you know what! let's clear this gak up! everyone except maverick starts at their assigned location on the map by having relocated to chase the marines and defend pelvicton. It is assumed everyone has just arrived and hasn't set up a base camp yet. Nikev still has vera on his ship and is heading emperor knows where. okay?

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Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

Maverick repeated into the comms-set.

"Nikev? I know you can hear this."

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

Vera's micro bead piped with life,
"Nikev. I kzzz you kzzzzzz me. Reply, kzzzzz." came a muffled voice. Laughing into the ear-piece "Awe, are you sad because we've stolen and bound your sole 'lord'" with that, Nikev threw the micro-bead to the floor and smashed it under his boot.

Signal the fleet to land here, he said, pointing at the map in the room. after he had left Vera in his prison cell. It will be good to see my comrade Fox again.....he looked around hearing a few dirty jokes, "You know, she may be Foxy, But you boys should know this Fox bites."


(OOC- Fox Joke too much?)

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

Maverick wrote:
Commissar NIkev wrote: {OOC So........Much.......CONFUSION! AHHHH!
-Head Implodes- }


OOC - Does that make you dead, seeing as you didn't say OOC?


no....I'm still alive.....see

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





Double post

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/12 20:37:26


 
   
Made in nl
Virulent Space Marine dedicated to Nurgle





As coc0's pods crashed down followed by some small bits and bobs of metal from the space ships. Coc0 himself sat in the cockpit of the thunderhawk that had rescued him from the medical frigate.

"Land over there." He said to the pilot "inbetween those mountains, the rest of our force should be there too. If my expectations are correct, and they nearly always are, the city of pelvicton down there should be undefended and easy to take. "

He would be proven wrong really soon...
   
Made in gb
Fighter Pilot






PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.

Maverick laughed. All that was needed was for the transmission to be returned, and he had got that. Astropath Command had a definitive fix on the enemy fleet.

"Sir, do we go after them?"

"No. We let them come to us now. This merely tells us that they truly do have Lord Vera aboard Nikev's Ship, still."

"Then what are your orders?"

"Hold this fething planet, Colonel. Lock it down tight."

Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.

Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.

DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ 
   
 
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