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*gives Hunter a cold smile and lightning crackles around one of my fists*
You're one to talk about society gakhead.
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
Please. Just accept this and move on. I can't keep my hand up for much longer you know.
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
OOC There we go.
Spoiler:
WSBS S T W I A LdSv 6* 6* 4 3 3 5* 3 10 4+*
Special rules: Stubborn, Fearless, And They Shall Know No Fear, Eternal Warrior, and Adamantium Will.
Hey Babe…: The presence of her boyfriend fills Amelia with joy, and she fights all the harder to protect and impress him If Amelia is within 12’ from Commissar Yarrick, she gains +1 to her WS and BS.
My sex drive :(: Amelia feels lost without her one true love, and can succumb to alcohol and drugs if he does not come back. If Amelia is more than 24’ from Commissar Yarrick at the end of any turn, roll a D6. On the roll of a 1 or 6, reduce her WS, BS and I by 1 for the rest of the game. This effect may stack. On the roll of a 6, look below.
It’s getting hot in here…: The alcohol is making Amelia tipsy and increasingly flirty. On a roll of a 6 in the rule ‘My sex drive :(’, in addition to the above affects, Amelia’s save is reduced by one, for the rest of the game. This indicates her taking off various pieces of clothing. This effect stacks.
Daemonspawn: Amelia was reborn as a demon, as such, she thrives off souls. Becoming stronger with a surplus of them, and weaker without them. Once per friendly assault phase, Amelia can use a Daemonic attack. Deal D3-1 S5 AP4 hits to a model in base contact with her. If a model is wounded by one of these attacks, place a counter, or anything that may resemble a counter next to Amelia for every wound caused. If the model wounded is also in a challenge with Amelia, place two counters for every wound caused. Amelia has +1 WS, BS and I for every counter. At the end of every friendly turn, remove D3-1 counter(s). If Amelia has no counters, and another is removed, she takes one S6 AP- hit, with no cover saves or armour saves allowed.
I GOT WINGS YO!: With the rebirth of Amelia, she was also burdened with a pair of Daemonic wings. She does not see it this way. Amelia gains Move Through Cover and a 6+ invulnerable save.
HOLY GAK I’M FLYING!: Despite popular belief, creatures with wings can fly. Unlike Amelia, they have control however. Amelia, does not, and as such cannot control where she flies. Once per game, in the friendly movement phase, the player controlling Amelia rolls a scatter die. Amelia then flies 24’ in that direction. The entire length must be travelled. If Amelia ends her movement in base contact with another model, friendly or foe, both models must take a dangerous terrain test. If Amelia ends her movement on a piece of terrain, she must take a dangerous terrain test. If Amelia ends her movement on a piece of impassable terrain, she must take a dangerous terrain test then be placed the minimum amount of inches away from where she landed. If Amelia flies off the board, remove her as a casualty. She got interested in something else and wandered off, presumably to make herself a sandwich.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
OOC Glad you like it.
Bic *Wanders over to pla's office*
You sure you want to do this? She seems...rough, and your arm is still broken...
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
*walks past Pla and into his office while whistling cheerfully*
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
*Facepalms and walks off*
*Walks up to OT and raises hand to say something
Ohhhh, thats right...
*Faceplants on the ground in an increasing pool of blood*
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
OOC When WK threw her into the wall. A bit of masonry came out with her. She just went like, an hour of having blood run down her side.
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
*Groans and points at pla's office*
She diddit...
*The room occasionally shakes*
Feth...They're definitely going at it...
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
*Groans and holds side*
Been worse. Not actually sure how I let it bleed for so long...Guess I just forgot about it after a while...
*Eyes go pale and return back to normal*
I have to eat.
*Walks off to a nearby Dark Eldar encampment*
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
Morrigan...You're not going to like what you see...
*Bares fangs*
And I don't want to hurt you if worse comes to worse...
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
*Stares at Morrigan for a full minute before turning and continuing towards the Dark Eldar encampment*
*Arrives at encampment and takes a couple minutes to memorize sentry routes*
*Goes off and starts hunting*
*Loses Morrigan within 2 minutes*
*Leaves behind a trail of almost fossilized bodies*
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
*Has entered the Kabal*
*Standing infront of the Archon and two of his incubi*
*First incubi dies as his throat is slit by Amelia's wing, and the second gets pounced on*
*Bites through his faceplate until screaming stops*
*Looks up at the Archon*
*Licks lips*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
OOC Dark Eldar Archon.
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
OOC But they ain't Imperials ...She's doing the Imperium a favour actually, cause they're filthy DE, and as far as I know, nobody likes DE in the room.
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/30 06:05:12
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
OOC: The Shaper hates them. They're bitter tasting, and lead to sadistic kroot. Not the best company.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
OOC See? Don't go off witch demon hunting, I cbf typing rapidly.
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/30 06:09:16
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around