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Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Archon drops to the floor*

*Leans down and licks whatever blood remains*

*Grins and wipes blood off mouth*

*Starts walking back to room*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OT: We need to try and come up with a substitute for the blood at least

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Marla walks up to OT*

I'm worried. She seems to be... Addicted.
Would artificial blood have same effect?

We can make synthetic blood pretty easily as well.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Walks back into the room holding top*

*Wings are covering chest*

Sorry, got too much blood on it. The Archon squirmed a bit.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Looks at Amelia*

What do you mean by too much blood?

Why would you need to get that close to an enemy?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/30 07:37:41


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

I killed some Dark Eldar. They splattered me with their blood.

*Licks lips*

It was nice.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OT: What I'm more concerned about is the souls. How on earth do we make synthetic souls?!


*OT and the crew cast worried glances at Amelia*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/30 07:39:14


 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

What are you guys looking at?

*Eyes are still pale*

Never seen a topless woman before?

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*OT and company politely look away*

OT: Go put something on, we've got things to discuss

 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

*Commissar would be walking into the room, conversing with a tall, old-ish man*



Yes, Witch Hunter Lucan, I understand the ramifications of this but...

Oh... Amelia. Where have you been...?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/30 07:48:23


37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Puts hand on sword*

You don't come near me.

*Points at Amelia's fangs*

Those come near me, you eat them.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*OT notices the Witch Hunter and glares at him*

OT: What do you want? Your kind is not welcome here!

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Oh, I'm offended, I was killing xenos, and now you're all scared of me? God you guys are confusing...

*Looks at pla*

Killing Dark Eldar. Who's this person?

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

This is my close friend and brother in arms, Witch Hunter Lucan... And don't--

*Lucan stepped forward and looked Amelia up and down, frowning and squinting his eyes*

Hmm...

*Nick stepped beside Lucan and put a hand on his shoulder*

Anyways... What do you mean killing dark eldar... You didn't do what I think you did, did you?

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Stares at Amelia*

If I were scared I would be running.

*Takes hand off sword*

I've had bad scrapes with blood suckers.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Looks at pla directly in the eyes*

*Tilts head*

*Smiles*

And what might that be? I just had a little fun with them, thats all. Nothing harmful...For me...

*Eyes are still pale*

*Looks at Z15*

I wouldn't use these *points at fangs* on friends.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/30 07:56:43


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

*Lucans frown was maintained and he slid a hand on his holster*

Slaneshii Daemon... The only reason you're living is because my good friend the Commissar believes you can control yourself... Don't prove him wrong, you don't wanna make my day.

*Commissar frowned*

Amelia... You know I can't approve of you doing that.

*Nick put his hand on his own bolt pistol*

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OT: But how long until the line between friends and food becomes blurred Amelia? What then? We've got to find a way to help you before that happens.

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Marla thinking*

You are what you eat...
Amelia, ... Dear you need to watch what you eat. Like Kroot your diet may effect your mental and physical state.

*Places hand on shoulder*
Br careful sister. *utterly unphased by topless amelia*

*looks worried for Amelia *

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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

I agree with OT, your lust for flesh... Of both kinds, will eventually blurr friend and foe. I'm not willing to take the risk of you going on a rampage in a nearby army camp or against us.

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Smiles*

Oh hush there Witch Hunter. I'm not Slaanesh. I'm Tzeentch. I deal a lot more in souls than sex.

*Tilts head and looks at pla again*

Kay.

*Smiles but doesn't turn to face OT*

And how might we do that? Oh wait, I don't really want to hear it because I already know that answer. Now, if you ladies wouldn't mind, I'm going to have a shower. And put a top on. Preferably in that order.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

*Commissar drew his bolt pistol and aimed at Amelia*

Sorry Amelia, I can't have you run free until you feth one of us over again.

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

You won't shoot me. I know you too well.

*Walks off to the shower block*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

*drew his stub-revolver and shot Amelia, aiming for the shoulder*

Do you wanna make a fething bet about that?

37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*OT gets up and shakes off the last of his bandages. He's still missing feathers and now the scars on his back are fully visible deep and jagged despite millennia of existence*

OT: Nick. Kinda weird hearing myself say that Stop this now

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Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Gets shot in the shoulder and sprays blood everywhere*

...

*Turns around and smiles*

Nice shot sweety. Now you have to deal with the consequences.

*Continues walking off*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

OOC: OT: I will not let you shoot her! *AFTER SHE HAS BEEN SHOT*

BIC

You wouldn't be saying that if you've seen what I have, Thraka. You have ZERO idea what you're dealing with.

*Commissar raised the bolt pistol*

Vanden, don't make me do this!!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/30 08:10:37


37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Keeps walking*

*Keeps chest hidden behind wings*

*Still grinning*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*OT knocks Pla's pistol away*

OT: Leave her alone! You're going to say that to me? TO ME?! I've seen things that would put you in a institution for life...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/06/30 08:14:31


 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Iowa city, Iowa.

Last fething chance, Amelia, I refuse to let you become this. Even if it means everybody else hating me!!

*Lucen stepped infront of OT before he could get close to Commissar, even more impending than Commissar*

Stay out of this.

*Commissar looked at OT*

You havn't witnessed THIS! A demon in the fething making! You're trying to find Amelia when it's not her! This. Is not. Amelia... It's a fething demon masquerading as her.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/06/30 08:15:32


37th combined regiment

452nd Mechanized Steel legion

41st steel legion armored regiment

trades: Krug001 (great) 
   
 
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