40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**Torus**

you receive an ice cream sundae

I insert 'the hill'

**War Kitten**

You get blown up and a flag is then planted on the machine

I insert a Vendetta gunship

**snurl**

You get a blimp.

I insert Torus.

**sing your life**

You get a black hole.

I insert the severed head of CS Goto.

**snurl**

You get the hair of Donald Trump.

I insert pizza.

**War Kitten**

You get a meatball.

I insert Snurl

**snurl**

You get a hill.

I insert Doom.

**KommissarKiln**

You receive a fortune cookie. There's nothing written on the paper.

I insert a model of an Ork dressed as a Commissar.

**War Kitten**

You get Yarrick, who proceeds to power klaw you in the face.

I insert a bottle of super glue

**snurl**

You get a tube of Liquid Nails.

I insert a matress & box spring.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a Daemonette of Slaanesh.

I insert Deadpool.

**snurl**

You get a Kiddie Pool.

I insert the City of Brass.

**War Kitten**

You get El Dorado (think I spelled that right...)

I insert a shovel

**snurl**

You get a hole.

I insert a steak dinner.

**War Kitten**

You get a piece of bacon

I insert an ice cream cake

**snurl**

You get your Just Deserts.

I insert a Ramrod.

**War Kitten**

You get a plastic rod.

I insert a Hellhound

**KommissarKiln**

You receive a kilo of pure capsaicin.

I insert 250 billion chocolate chip cookies. Per second.

**ZergSmasher**

You get 250 billion fish all slapping you at once.

I insert a bottle of soy sauce.

**snurl**

You get Mystery Meat.

I insert Rice Krispies.

**Torus**

You get Snap, Crackle but no Pop

I insert sugar, spice and everything nice...

**snurl**

You get a Fish Slap.

I insert a Nintendo Cartridge.

**Torus**

You receive Fire Emblem: Fates (special edition)

I insert a very nervous introduction to the Avatar forum

**snurl**

You get a rude awakening.

I insert my boots.

**War Kitten**

You get booted out of the room

I insert a can of spam

**snurl**

You get a virus when you open it.

I insert brownies.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a stool sample.

I insert two empty halves of a coconut.

**War Kitten**

You get a glass of orange juice dumped on your head.

I insert ZergSmasher

**snurl**

You get Arthur, King of the Britons.

I insert a Mighty Fortress.

**War Kitten**

You get a Vindicator

I insert a bottle of water