40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**ZergSmasher**

You get a jar of dirt.

I insert Jack Sparrow.

**snurl**

You get Jack Davis.

I insert a broken snow shovel.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a snowball. It's yellow and smells funny...

I insert a package of Oreo cookies.

**snurl**

You get a note from your dentist.

I insert a Forge World Titan.

**thepowerfulwill**

You get a home made tyranid bio Titan that vaguely resembles a certain radioactive reptile.

I insert a bottle of each of the GW effect paints ( blood for the blood god, typhus corrosion, ect.)

**War Kitten**

You get a dried out bottle of Abaddon Black

I insert a hand grenade (minus the pin)

**snurl**

You get a pineapple.

I insert the Millenium Falcon.

**Fervor**

You receive a turkey carcass.

I insert a bag of protein powder.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a bag of white powder that the police would be VERY interested to find on you...

I insert a lit joint.

**korbenn**

You get a bowl of Peyote.

I insert that realy ugly equistria girl doll set that is just taking up space in the toy store I work in.
(Seriously WHAT is that thing! Its as if Dr Mengele literaly made a half human half pony abomination.)

**snurl**

You get a brony.

I insert Castle parts.

**korbenn**

You get a needlessly complicated AoS resin terrain kit with bend pieces and no instructions.

I insert everyones Hopes and Dreams.

**War Kitten**

You get crushed Hope in a jar.

I insert a block of Swiss Cheese

**Fervor**

You receive a ton of holes.

I insert a potted plant.

**korbenn**

You get a tin of potted mystery meat.

I insert some vintage gentleman's relish.

**snurl**

You get some SPAM.

I insert beans.

**korbenn**

You get a recipe for pork'n'beans.

I insert a squig burger.

**Fervor**

You receive a spiffy new haircut.

I insert a tuning fork.

**ZergSmasher**

You get the Yamaha logo.

I insert a Space Marine bike.

**korbenn**

You get a looted tricycle.

I insert the miniatures that time forgot!

**Tactical_Spam**

You get the Emperor of Mankind

I insert "Kitten"

**War Kitten**

You get a litter box, which is then dumped onto your head.

I put an apple into the machine

**ZergSmasher**

You get the most foul of all fruits, an avocado.

I insert a jar of salsa.

**Tactical_Spam**

You get an American parody of "Attack on Titan" cleverly called "Attack on Texas" starring Donald Trump.

I insert hypocrisy

**thepowerfulwill**

You got the inquisition, did you expect that?

I inset a copy of blazblue

**snurl**

You get a rerun of NYPD Blue.

I insert Guacamole.

**Fervor**

You receive an exclusive, limited edition ¡Jeb! poster.

I insert a vat of acid.

**korbenn**

You get a Teaparty member.

I insert /pol/.

**Fervor**

You get a jerrycan of distilled rage.

I insert an old VHS player.

**Sgt. Vanden**

You get a tape of Transformers: Armada

I insert my local GW staff member