40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**snurl**

You get Mr. Bean on VHS.

I insert Benny Hill.

**korbenn**

You get Tommy Cooper.

I insert a some old Hollywood crazy.

**War Kitten**

You get a stack of cash

I insert my foot

**ZergSmasher**

You get a mannequin.

I insert a TV remote.

**snurl**

You get change.

I insert Hasbro.

**War Kitten**

You get a potato

I insert a Helldrake

**snurl**

You get a Hot Wheels.

I insert tight socks.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a Dreadsock.

I insert a taco.

**Warden**

You get diarreah

I insert something I shouldn't

**korbenn**

You get a bad feeling.

I insert

**snurl**

You get a fish slap.

I insert a dart with eyeball juice all over it.

**korbenn**

You get an assault charge.

I insert a CD of Queen's Greatest Hits.

**snurl**

You get fish-slapped by the queen.

I insert a big rubber band.

**korbenn**

You get a tube of rubber cement.

I insert a sexy female combat servitor.

**snurl**

You get a tube of KY jelly.

I insert potato Chips.

**korbenn**

You get a packet of SMASH.

I insert an unsexy female combat servitor.

**snurl**

You get a drone.

I insert Catgirls.

**korbenn**

You get anime school girl.

I insert a stack of obscure table top RPG books. A bag of obscure out of production miniatures and an oddly specific set of dice.

**snurl**

Granted. You get my basement.

I insert an MTG card.

**korbenn**

You get a pokemon deck.

I insert a pirated copy of Zootropolis recorded on a cellphone.

**snurl**

You get a spam email about your account.

I insert some Iced Tea.

**korbenn**

You get frozen tea bags.

I insert some hot stolen loot.

**snurl**

You get three to five.

I insert some discontinued WHFB models.

**korbenn**

You get rouge trader plastic space marines.

I insert Microart Studio's Discworld model line.

**snurl**

You get NorthStar's Frostgrave line.

I insert Bolt Action dice.

**korbenn**

You get a pair of Sicherman dice.

I insert a 12 sided D20.

**snurl**

You get some odd looks.

I insert a cat.

**korbenn**

You get a theoretical discussion on the interpretations of quantum mechanics.

I insert Pavlov's Dog.

**snurl**

You get a bell.

I insert "It's a Wonderful Life"

**korbenn**

You get the cut shooting spree ending.

I insert those annoying commercials for the toy store I work in.