40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**snurl**

You get an overbearing Giraffe.

I insert a re-caster.

**korbenn**

You get a visit from the GW legal team for pirating thier miniatures. You then get a visit from the Chinese Mafia for muscling in on their territory.

I quickly insert my entire meth lab as I hear the cops approaching.

**snurl**

You get an explosion.

I insert all those aluminum pull-tabs I've been saving.

**korbenn**

You get a grateful Mekboy.

I insert SCP-682.

**snurl**

You get NCC-1701-d.

I insert a yardstick.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a ruler.

I insert a Tau Shield Drone.

**snurl**

You get a target.

I insert a pen.

**korbenn**

You get a sword.

I insert a splendid set of encyclopedias.

**ZergSmasher**

You get the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, complete with the words "DON'T PANIC" written in large friendly letters on the back cover.

I insert a Space Marine shoulder pad.

**War Kitten**

You get Spaceballs: The Movie

I insert a hammer

**snurl**

You get nailed.

I insert glue.

**War Kitten**

You get sticky fingers

I insert a primed-in-black Space Marine

**snurl**

You get dark results.

I insert a used lawn mower.

**Torus**

You receive a blender

I insert a pot of Air Mephiston Red

**snurl**

You get Tentacle Pink.

I insert a load of thistle.

**Fervor**

You receive a kilt made out of said thistles.

I insert a Reaver jetbike.

**snurl**

You get an Indian Chief.

I insert a Sherman Firefly.

**War Kitten**

You get a tank round to the gonads

I insert a Dwarven Bolt Thrower

**snurl**

You get an Amish Manure spreader.

I insert a steam engine.

**War Kitten**

You get a Gyrocopter

I insert a pebble

**snurl**

You get a slingshot.

I insert an arrow.

**War Kitten**

You get a boomerang

I insert a piece of pie

**ZergSmasher**

You get a whole pie, right in the kisser.

I insert a bottle of GW plastic glue.

**JustALittleOrkish**

You get some dentures.

I insert all my hopes and dreams

**snurl**

You get Kickstarter.

I insert reality.

**War Kitten**

You get a swift kick to the groin

I insert my dreams

**JustALittleOrkish**

You get Freud telling you things you really didnt want to know.

I insert a broken record

**snurl**

You get a Guiness book of records.

I insert fresh crab rangoon.

**War Kitten**

You get a crab, which then pinches your nose

I insert the blood of my enemies

**snurl**

You get a box of Maxi-Pads.

I insert Frostgrave Cultists.