40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**War Kitten**

You get an oddly shaped hat.

I insert an Ork

**snurl**

You get 2 grots.

I insert a dull pencil.

**ZergSmasher**

You get an eraser.

I insert a copy of Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

**War Kitten**

You get a Droid riding a soccer ball

I insert a deflated basketball

**snurl**

You get a thunder stomped droid.

I insert a Bantha.

**crazysaneman**

You get a Krayt Dragon...

I insert a Krayt Dragon Pearl.

** Also, I can't believe this is still going lol

**

**snurl**

You get a Custom Lime.

I insert the TV remote.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a dead battery.

I insert a hockey puck.

**snurl**

You get a Hershey Bar.

I insert a cat.

**Torus**

You receive a chunky Kit-kat

I insert an empty bottle of Pepsi Max

**WarbossDakka**

You get a empty coke can.

I insert a rubber glove.

**War Kitten**

You get an uncomfortable rectal exam

I insert a magic bean

**snurl**

You get Coffee.

I insert A Hawk.

**War Kitten**

You get bird poop. On your head.

I insert a bullet

**ZergSmasher**

You get a blank cartridge.

I insert a Skitarii Onager Dunecrawler.

**snurl**

You get a sandworm.

I insert a Crystal Tower.

**War Kitten**

You get a Lyrium Crystal

I insert a Gyrobomber

**snurl**

You get an Easter Egg.

I insert a Quarter.

**War Kitten**

You get a penny.

I insert an apple

**snurl**

You get a Commodore.

I insert a Rainbow.

**War Kitten**

You get a pot of gold.

I insert a piece of pie

**snurl**

You get your just desserts.

I insert a narrative commentary.

**War Kitten**

You get a stack of paper

I insert a D&D player's handbook

**Lazzamore**

You get a bunch of nerdy guys wearing pocket protectors arguing about Magic the Gathering.

I insert an obscure reference to some web-cartoon

**snurl**

You get the rules for Bombas Ova Da Sulfa Rivver.

I insert a 20 sided dice.

**korbenn**

You get a D&D core book.

I insert a deck of pokemon cards.

**snurl**

You get a Black Lotus.

I insert shredded documents.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a "Vote for Hillary" campaign button.

I insert Barack Obama.

**snurl**

You get the shaft.

I insert a fly swatter.

**korbenn**

You get a can of bugspray.

I insert a canister of nervegas.