40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**snurl**

You get spray primer.

I insert a bucket of KFC.

**korbenn**

You get an order of Squig burgers with a side of fungal fries and an Ork Blue Ribon Fungal beer.

I insert the Doom Marine from the new Doom game with an adress label to the Warp on his back.

**snurl**

You get Quake.

I insert a gumball.

**korbenn**

You get a King size Jawbreaker.

I insert Quake guy.

**snurl**

You get Duke Nuke 'em.

I insert the Triforce.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a kid in a green outfit.

I insert Pac-man.

**snurl**

You get Dig-Dug.

I insert Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

**War Kitten**

You get Jon Snow.

I insert a PS4

**ZergSmasher**

You get a copy of Star Wars: Battlefront.

I insert an Imperial Stormtrooper (the Star Wars kind, not the 40k kind!).

**korbenn**

You get an Ork dressed as Darth Vader. He is really proud of his outfit.

I insert an X-wing fighter and a Tie Fighter.

**snurl**

You get a Romulan Bird of Prey.

I insert a shotgun.

**ZergSmasher**

You get rock salt.

I insert Duke Nuke 'em.

**snurl**

You get Doom.

I insert some styrofoam.

**ZergSmasher**

You get some peanuts.

I insert an elephant.

**snurl**

You get a trunk.

I insert all-purpose detergent.

**War Kitten**

You get some dish soap

I insert an Imperial Stormtrooper (the 40k kind)

**snurl**

You get Bobba Fett. The Lucas Kind.

I insert an armored box.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a Space Marine Rhino.

I insert a Rhino (the kind found in Africa).

**snurl**

You get a Land Raider. (the kind found at GW)

I insert a Sharpie pen.

**War Kitten**

You get a vial full of squid ink

I insert a flying toaster (aka the Storm Raven)

**ZergSmasher**

You get a copy of The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars.

I insert a can of Pringles.

**War Kitten**

You get a bag of Doritos

I insert one single slice of Pepper Jack Cheese

**snurl**

You get a Fish-Slap.

I insert a Banana.

**War Kitten**

You get Donkey Kong

I insert an apple

**snurl**

You get gravity.

I insert a kite.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a key that used to belong to Benjamin Franklin.

I insert Neil Degrasse Tyson.

**snurl**

You get Mike Tyson.

I insert Elsa.

**TheCustomLime**

You receive nothing. After waiting awhile for your reward you decide to let it go.

I insert a piece of rusty metal.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a tetanus shot.

I insert a shot of vodka.

**korbenn**

You get a white Russian (the drink, not the person)

I insert two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers. Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls