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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 17:11:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Then that settles it. Demon. Do it. Teleport him.
*Looks at the Inquisitor*
Do what you will, but if I catch you abducting my men, or Commissars again, I will make sure that not even time will stop me from killing you with your own hands.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 17:21:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Inquisitor sighs]: We didn't abduct him to begin with. We paused his death at the hands of another. One who is undoubtedly miles away by now due to your posturing.
[Tosses small control to Amelia] This will count down ten seconds and unfreeze time.
The freeze above us is controlled by our ship in orbit, so don't get any wild ideas.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 17:24:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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Good. I hope I do not see you Inquisitors again.
*Turns to Daemonette*
Get ready wretch.
*Presses a button and counts down with the numbers*
9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3...*Continues the rest with hand gestures*
*Watches the frozen Benny*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 17:28:25
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Waits anxiously scratching a hole into the dirt with one hand*
Larry:Please work.
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 17:29:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*sighs*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 17:32:13
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Sees inquistors and slinks away*
Gak...
*Finds a good hiding place*
OOC: Happy forth to fellow countryman. And happy monday to the world.
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 17:33:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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OOC Monday has been and passed for us down unda. But yea, happy Treason day.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 17:34:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Well I could get the bullet, which is smaller, and less mass, but moving faster... But if I miss it'll kill him... Or I could get him, and risk only getting part-way... [Notices counting] ...!
[Reaches out and closes eyes]
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 17:36:36
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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OOC Fun fact apparently Fanta was made by Nazis, the more you know.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 17:36:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Winces as the timer hits 0* *Tries to not sweat* OOC Every time Nick...You tell me this as I take a swig of it...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/04 17:38:04
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 18:13:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Loud cracking noise] [Benny lands where the Daemonette was kneeling] [Tree lands where Inquisitor was standing] [Inquisitor lands upturned in a bush] [Daemonette lands where Benny was] ..!
[Shot in the shoulder, minor explosion] [Takes a bow] [Collapses]
[Angry screaming from bush]
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 18:18:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Rushes over to Daemonette* *Throws her mangled arm over shoulder and helps her up* C'mon, before they realize what happened. *Walks past Benny and lifts him up* Up Benny, we need to get out of here.
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2016/07/04 18:22:20
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 18:22:37
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Raises eyes as tree I was hiding behind was moved*
Larry: Oh bother...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 18:31:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Inquisitor rights self]: JUST FETH OFF. ALL OF YOU.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 18:33:46
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Stands up and puts hand down for people to get on*
Larry: Lets go!
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 18:36:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Places the Daemonette on Larry's hand, then throws Benny ontop of her* *Helps WK and jhe up* *Climbs up* Away we go!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/04 18:41:14
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 18:43:02
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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Larry: everyone strapped in?
*Cearfully holds Daemonette*
Larry: Ok lets roll.
*Starts jogging back to the room*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 18:46:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Remembers something and jumps off*
Keep going! I have to question them about something!
*Jogs back to where the Inquisitors were*
Oi, I forgot to ask before we left on crappy terms, but does this 'chrono-sphere' that you put this planet in affect communication? I am expecting to get a message from someone important, so if this does hinder it, then I'm afraid I'm going to have to inform somebody with more authority than me.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 18:50:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*jogging away*
Feth I'm tired
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 18:54:23
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Picks up WK and puts him on my back*
Larry: Wouldn't want to leave Marla's play thing behind now would we?
*Continues back to the room*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 19:20:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Inquisitor looks irked] We are slowed down to a fraction of normal speed, that's all. Since we have arrived, less than a minute has passed in the rest of the universe. Your message likely hasn't been sent yet, is all.
How else would we get any work done?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 19:24:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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So when are you leaving? This is an important message I am waiting for, and the longer I wait for it, the worse it will be.
*Aquilla in pocket is starting to burn*
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 19:29:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Inquisitor looks up] Less than a day. it's just finding the points we must balance.
If you're worried about waiting, you could always find the man who shot your comrade. Though he was in a Commissariat uniform too. But his had shoes. [Pointed stare]
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 19:32:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Adopted Son of the Emperor
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
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*Nods*
Thank you, which way did he go?
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 19:41:41
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Gets back to room and takes Daemonette to the infirmary*
Larry: Lets get you fixed up.
*Lowers Deamoette onto a stretcher that the nurses wheel of into the infirmary*
Larry: Lets just hope shes ok.
*Larry unloads other passengers*
Leo: HEY LARRY MY MAN, WHERE THE FETH HAVE YOU BEEN?
*Leo is out of her armor sat on the couch watching TV with a bandage around neck and most of her left arm*
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 19:44:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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EDIT: NINJAAAAAA BiC: OT: Woah, Larry what happened? *Cal runs over to the Daemonette and starts medical* Cal: one day that's all I ask
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 19:53:20
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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*Explains what happened with Benny and Deamonette*
Larry: And that's how we ended up here.
Leo: LARRY WHERE THE FETH IS MY NEXT JOB!
Larry: Be quiet you... also your sitting on it....
Leo: Oh.
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Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 19:54:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*sighs and walks up to Larry*
So. What happens now?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 19:57:28
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Dominating Dominatrix
Where I shouldn't be
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Larry: I'm not sure, Amelia shouldn't be too far behind, I suppose we wait for her return.
*Leo goes back to watching TV*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/04 19:59:18
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2016/07/04 19:58:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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OT: I'd say we find the person who almost shot Benny. There's no way it's Hekate but maybe someone working for her?
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