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**Far Seer**

Granted. You are affected by a extreme form of hayfever that leaves you stuck in your house until winter is back.

I wish winter wasn't coming.

**snurl**

Granted. Game of Thrones tanks and the necro-goodness never happens.

I wish for motivation.

**black templar**

Granted. I chase you with a hammer that got you motivated.

I wish for a life time supply of porn.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, however your heart can't take it and your life expectancy becomes 4.7 minutes.

I wish you were being watched by all the other geordies.

**Decio**

Granted. They're watching him, right? After he finishes and dies in his short time, they move onto you.

I wish for better studying skills this weekend.

**snurl**

Granted. You study WH40K all weekend to high levels of proficiency.

I wish to find something cool at COLD WARS tomorrow.

**black templar**

Granted. A Cold War begins.

I wish for a funny youtube link.

**snurl**

Granted. But by the time you discover it its 404.

Cold Wars was awesome, picked up a great bag of loot for not a lot.

I wish for time to paint all this new loot.

**Far Seer**

Granted. However, it takes you so long to paint it, you don't notice an angry pirate who's about to clobber you on the head.

I wish for more stuff in tf2

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. It's all duped and hacked for, so Steam shut down your account.

I wish Rooster Teeth would hurry up with RWBY.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted, but it is horribly rushed as a result, and is terribly made in every way.

I wish I was in the possession of limitless amounts of money.

**blood guard26**

granted. iraq money.

I wish i was motivated enough to stick with my side projects

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - you are so motivated they become main projects which prevent you from doing anything else.

I wish for it to keep snowing and keep being sunny. (our weather atm)

**liquidjoshi**

Sure. The sun incinerates anyone unfortunate enough to be caught in its glare, while the snow prevents transport and movement of supplies, starving anyone who attempts to wait for the sun to die down.
Strangely, the two never cancel each other out.

I wish I could think of a good wish.

**p_gray99**

Granted. But you forget it a moment later.

I wish I could be certain of who the mafia are in a mafia game I'm playing.

**TheRobotLol**

Granted, but this Mafia don't want their identities made known. Maybe P_gray99 needs a little swim with the fishes.

I wish I could find some time to paint my large amount of miniatures.

**Far Seer**

Granted. Of course you have the time, but you need to sacrifice time out of the other things you need to do.

I wish for a star

**SteelSnake**

Granted, but the incredible heat burns the Earth to nothing a split-second later.

I wish for a better computer.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - you get Hal.

Everytime you do anything all you can hear is - I can't let you do that Steelsnake.

I wish for 1001 Hazelnut Kit Kats.

**blood guard26**

granted. 1001 1001 year old hazelnut kit kats

no wish, corrupt the absence as you see fit

**p_gray99**

Granted. You now serve She Who Thirsts in the very worst of ways...

I wish I could prove to people that I'm not one of the mafia.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, you instead prove that you are a member of the Gestapo Wardens. Also known as GW, Mat Ward's enforcers, destoyers of Squats, etc...

I wish for a life time supply of Kit-kats.

**p_gray99**

Granted. However, you are now a dog, so chocolate is poisonous.

I wish I could prove I was an innocent member of the public.

**snurl**

Granted. But it is found out that while being an innocent member of the public, you are also a WITCH, and must therefore be burned alive straightaway.

I wish the Benny Hill show was on again.

**wolfmerc**

Granted. Except the show is on a channel your service provider deosnt have.

I wish my drink of hawaiian punch filled itself up so i wouldn't need to refill it.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - it keeps re-filling till it floods all of america with hawaiian punch.
You reduce the population of the world to 'waterworld' status. Except it's all made of punch.

I wish I could transform.

**snurl**

Granted. You slowly transform into an old man.

I wish for some Hawaiian Punch.

**blood guard26**

Granted. a hawiian punches you in the face.

I wish my ebay deliveries would arive quicker!

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - They are fired at you from a cannon. You resolve only to buy pillows and such from ebay.

I wish my car could fly.

**snurl**

Granted. Your car can fly. You have seen it do so. But it won't perform when you are in it. After awhile it starts hovering just out of your reach on rainy days. Then one day it joins flocks of other autos for a great migration, and is not seen again.

I wish fishing in South America was less dangerous.