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**ace101**

Granted. You now can fish for nothing, rendering the South American waters harmless.

I wish to be a Loyalist Space Marine.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, but the Inqusition doesn't share that opinion.

I wish I had a new WoC army.

**blood guard26**

granted, A real one, in you're house, they soon get bored of your human frailty and sacrifice you to chaos for the fun of watching you squeal...

I wish I had a perfect BA/cron army list that never lost a game

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - you never lose with your army, but thats because you never get to game again as everybody is too scared to play your army.

I wish for faster delivered bacon.

**snurl**

Granted. Hogs stamped through your house and slaughter themselves in your slicer.

I wish for some new clean socks.

**black templar**

Granted but they are alive and devour you feet.

I wish for a life time supply of porn.

**Selym**

Granted, but you are the star, and all of it contains horrific slaaneshi fantasies (and bad memories).

I wish to be a chaos god! (WH40K)

**snurl**

Granted. The other four wipe you out before you realise what you were the god of.

I wish for more quiet afternoons.

**black templar**

Granted. But in the middle of the night a axe wielding madman comes in and kills you.

I wish to be a movie star.

**Color Sgt. Kell**

Granted. You star in a low budget film, get hardly any money, you lose all your fame, and become a hobo. When people see you they ridicule you for your bad acting.

I wish to fly on a giant eagle

**Grey Templar**

Granted, but there is a Typo in the Wish Granting program and instead your wish is logged as wanting to Fly in a giant Eagle. you are promptly devoured by an eagle and spend the next day or so flying around in his belly.

I wish I was a dragon.

**Color Sgt. Kell**

Granted. You have stumpy arms so you cant grab anything, and every time you breathe you burn everything in sight. Also you have a genetic deficiency where you are not fireproof.

I wish for a nice looking gaming board

**snurl**

Granted. The Atlantic city casino gaming board shows up at your house. They wonder why they are there, but they all look nice.

I wish to go to Atlantic city soon.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, you go to atlantic city and have a very nice time.
You spend so long there, you run out of money and have no way home.

I wish I could trains ducks in the same way other people train falcons.

**snurl**

Granted. You train a duck to act like a falcon, but a real falcon grabs it and makes off with it.

I wish winter would sod off.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - I'm not going to corrupt that wish because I'd like that too.
I'm not even going to post my own wish.

I'll look forward to reading the punishment post.

**Selym**

PredaKhaine wrote:
Granted - I'm not going to corrupt that wish because I'd like that too.
I'm not even going to post my own wish.

I'll look forward to reading the punishment post.

Due to your lack of wishes, the magical genie that is this thread decides to curse you for your lack of forethought:
-You shall forevermore be doomed to a slaaneshi-tellytubby orgy, mixed in with torture and drugs that deteriorate your quality of life. So there

[Sorry, but that's just what I happened to think of first, I know it's terrible]

I wish to be better at thinking of new ideas!

**snurl**

Granted. Too many new ideas to use and they all seem related to an odd Nurgle - Slanneshi mashup, too awful to speak of.

I wish I had not put away my snow shovel last week, looks like I'm gonna need it.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, you didn't put it away. Instead you left it outside in the yard, now its covered in snow and you can't find it.

I wish it would rain, not too light and not too heavy.

**Color Sgt. Kell**

It rains "medium". But constantly. For 10 years. The planet is flooded.

I wish for a twinkie

**blood guard26**

granted, a stone twinkie that you still eat and is forever lodged in your stomach.

I wish all my year 11 assignments would magically do themselves and all get full marks.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - they get the grades too. They graduate and go off to live full and happy lives and leave you behind.

I wish I could run faster than a morris oxford.

**CuddlySquig**

Granted. While fleeing an erupting volcano, you do indeed run faster than a morris oxford.
You don't run fast enough, however.

I wish the Toronto Maple Leafs would win the Stanley Cup.

**snurl**

Granted. In other news, Hell is frozen and there is peace in the middle east.

I wish I was always as productive as I have been lately.

**blood guard26**

granted. you are so productive that you are held in suspicion of speed abuse and are eventually fired due to suspicion.

I wish for a big mac.

**blood guard26**

granted. you are so productive that you are held in suspicion of speed abuse and are eventually fired due to suspicion.

I wish for a big mac.

sorry, laggy phone and slow internet = accidental double post¡

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, you get a really big scottish guy. He's even wearing a kilt.

I wish I could go snowboarding.

**p_gray99**

Granted. But you've suddenly become the worst snowboarder in the world, and the only slopes available to you have extremely sharp edges everywhere other than on the correct path. Good Luck!

I wish the Battle for Nevorous wasn't going to die.

**snurl**

Granted. It does not die, but lingers on as rumors and promises for years to come.

I wish designers knew what they were doing.

**p_gray99**

Granted. They know what they's doing. And they enjoy destroying the game.

I wish I wasn't doing music A-level.