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Boom! Leman Russ Commander




Jacksonville Florida

Which race do you think is better or which would you rather be?

Personally I'm with the Dwarfs, just about everything about them would make me want to be a Dwarf vs being some dainty elf

 
   
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine





In The depths of a Tomb World, placing demo charges.

I'm kind of split, on the one hand, Elf Chicks are hot, and the whole ancient wisdom thing sounds pretty awesome, on the other hand Dwarfs have awesome beards, and think that most problems can be solved with liberal application of cannon shots.

I am torn.

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Boom! Leman Russ Commander




Jacksonville Florida

Dwarfs have ancient wisdom as well, and beer

 
   
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Crazed Savage Orc





Germany

It comes down to beards´n´beer - since elves lack both I go with dwarfs for sure!

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Fixture of Dakka





dead account

Dwarf for me please.

I'm already short... and a bit stout... I think I am one. I just need an epic beard and really boss axe or warhammer.
   
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Mad Gyrocopter Pilot




Scotland

I'll go for Dwarfs of course. They have tough infantry that can fight well and stick around. And great shooting and magic defense.

Go elves if you like more magic, faster elite infantry and cavalry.
   
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander




Jacksonville Florida

Let's not forget culture, of course both races have great armies but the cultures of each race enters into it as well.

 
   
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Roaring Reaver Rider




My personal secret lair

I think dwarfs are better as an army but I'd rather be an elf. Both have their good sides (I play both).

I shall rule the world someday utilizing my cuteness. And I already have one minion to help me do it!

Hollowman wrote:

Of course it makes sense. When there are a bunch of BDSM clowns doing Olympic gymnast routines throughout your unit, while also cutting off heads, you tend to get a bit distracted.

 
   
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Paingiver





Dwarf I love my beard and I'm fairly stoic with a strong sense of duty and honor. I don't like elves because they are hairless emos, and who wants to live forever anyway?

Thus, After having thus successively taken each member of the community in its powerful grasp and fashioned him at will, the supreme power then extends its arm over the whole community. It covers the surface of society with a network of small complicated rules, minute and uniform, through which the most original minds and the most energetic characters cannot penetrate, to rise above the crowd. The will of man is not shattered, but softened, bent, and guided; men are seldom forced by it to act, but they are constantly restrained from acting. Such a power does not destroy, but it prevents existence; it does not tyrannize, but it compresses, enervates, extinguishes, and stupefies a people, till each nation is reduced to nothing better than a flock of timid and industrious animals, of which the government is the shepherd
-Alexis de Tocqueville. 
   
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Flashy Flashgitz




Why oh why would you even want to play an elf army? :(

In other words - go Dwarf!
   
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Sneaky Lictor




Sacramento, CA

Culturally, Dwarfs. Physically, Elves.

currently playing: ASoIaF | Warhammer 40k: Kill Team

other favorites:
FO:WW | RUMBLESLAM | WarmaHordes | Carnevale | Infinity | Warcry | Wrath of Kings

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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought




Victoria B.C.

Being a tall smart ninja is a win not having a beard that is longer than you are tall pretty sweet but I would go elf haha i dig cannons and machines but elves just more shenanigans.

Overview of the WoC army book.
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Ralin Givens is the chaos to my warriors. Ra Ra Ra go team awesome I mean chaos
Tzack Vahr Zhen's unholy followers.
all hail Howie Mandel deal or no deal it dosnt matter tzeentch wins
Khorne flakes part of a good breakfast when you plan to kill maim and burn all!!!

Do you have enough Priests do you?
 
   
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Armored Iron Breaker




Peachland BC

id have to say go elves, taller, smarter, better looking, can reach the cookies on the top shelf (without a stool or box) plus id rather be on the side that likely has the fire breathing 10k year old pissed off flying lizard helping it than sitting across the feild waiting for it to come get me haha
   
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought




Victoria B.C.

Hahaha silly them no cookies for them elves for sure just seems like too much fun times just bugging the shorter people haha.

Overview of the WoC army book.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/388667.page#3171854
Ralin Givens is the chaos to my warriors. Ra Ra Ra go team awesome I mean chaos
Tzack Vahr Zhen's unholy followers.
all hail Howie Mandel deal or no deal it dosnt matter tzeentch wins
Khorne flakes part of a good breakfast when you plan to kill maim and burn all!!!

Do you have enough Priests do you?
 
   
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Been Around the Block



Fayetteville, AR

ELVES!!!
Elves are awesome, dwarves are slow and cant use magic, but i will say this, dwarves have awesome guns and warmachines, and more importantly they have awesome beards!!!

   
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Paingiver





rocksteadygreeny wrote:id have to say go elves, taller, smarter, better looking, can reach the cookies on the top shelf (without a stool or box) plus id rather be on the side that likely has the fire breathing 10k year old pissed off flying lizard helping it than sitting across the feild waiting for it to come get me haha


No other armyis in a better position to blow off that Dragons head then Dwarfs, rune of forging/burning if it has regen and no flying thanks to anvil of doom means easy pickins.

Thus, After having thus successively taken each member of the community in its powerful grasp and fashioned him at will, the supreme power then extends its arm over the whole community. It covers the surface of society with a network of small complicated rules, minute and uniform, through which the most original minds and the most energetic characters cannot penetrate, to rise above the crowd. The will of man is not shattered, but softened, bent, and guided; men are seldom forced by it to act, but they are constantly restrained from acting. Such a power does not destroy, but it prevents existence; it does not tyrannize, but it compresses, enervates, extinguishes, and stupefies a people, till each nation is reduced to nothing better than a flock of timid and industrious animals, of which the government is the shepherd
-Alexis de Tocqueville. 
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut




It has long been an established fact I am in fact an over grown Halfling.
   
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Armored Iron Breaker




Peachland BC

hmm ill agree that dwarvs can blow up my dragon however, A you have to be lucky, and B you better have mroe than one cannon b.c with 7 wounds one lucky cannon ball wont do it and when my beastie gets to you things die...quickly

is rune of burning a flaming atk? if so my dragon has 2+ ward....
   
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Cosmic Joe





Bulgaria

Dragon armor only wards the rider sadly.


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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader






Columbus, Ohio

Dwarfs are the redshirts of WHFB. Everyone kicks the tar out of them, and their whole race has essentially been LOSING since they first poked their heads out of the ground. The only race that consistently defeats Elves are...other Elves. They win. Dwarfs can get stuffed.

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Boom! Leman Russ Commander




Jacksonville Florida

rocksteadygreeny wrote:id have to say go elves, taller, smarter, better looking, can reach the cookies on the top shelf (without a stool or box) plus id rather be on the side that likely has the fire breathing 10k year old pissed off flying lizard helping it than sitting across the feild waiting for it to come get me haha


Taller, yes

Smarter, no

Better looking, yes

Top shelf, dwarf shelves are shorter so we can too

Dragon, target for cannons with rune of penetration (and any dwarf army worth its beard is going to have more then one cannon) and bolt throwers with the rune of seeking or maybe a character with the Master Rune of Smiting.


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Oh and let's not forget the Organ Gun to. Dragons aren't that hard to kill for a Dwarf army.

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Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

I originally picked Dwarfs as a knee-jerk reaction but having looked at Elven women I'm now regretting it.
   
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander




Jacksonville Florida

Ah but that's the beauty about Dwarfs, their ale gets you so hammered anything could look like a female elf

 
   
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Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

None, beastmen all the way.
   
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Armored Iron Breaker




Peachland BC

no dragon armour counts for your mount as well, it give it to the MODEL both rider and monster/mount recieve the bonus, i orginally thought it was only the rider as well until the guy who worked at GW corrected me during a game
and yes i know dwarvs are in the best position to kill a dragon, however one peice of relativley tall terrain and youd be surprised at how easy you may find to hide him hehe sneaky TLOS
   
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Powerful Chaos Warrior





Legion of Doom Headquarters, Virginia

It's all very simple. Do you enjoy boyish men who were skirts? Go elves.

I say go dwarves, and take it a step further and rock Chaos Dwarves. Man do I love my little people of chaos....

   
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Crazed Troll Slayer





Adelaide

All I will say is, look at my sig.


Question answered.
Elves are for the more feminine side of a wargamer

Dwarves-about 2000 points, most unpainted. Kill me now.
kravus master of Horus wrote:Cover all the red in twenty layers of Devlan Mud then it'll be awesome.

Yes, I play Dwarfs. Yes, I have a hoard of treasure and live in a mountain.And yes, I am shorter than nearly all of you, STOP TEASING ME!!! 
   
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Noble of the Alter Kindred




United Kingdom

I like Dwarves
but would have to go Elf
I am happy to embrace my feminine side Bok


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Apart from which, being over 6' makes tunneling for gold in dwarfish mines a tad awkward

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Boom! Leman Russ Commander




Jacksonville Florida

rocksteadygreeny wrote:no dragon armour counts for your mount as well, it give it to the MODEL both rider and monster/mount recieve the bonus, i orginally thought it was only the rider as well until the guy who worked at GW corrected me during a game
and yes i know dwarvs are in the best position to kill a dragon, however one peice of relativley tall terrain and youd be surprised at how easy you may find to hide him hehe sneaky TLOS


Then you have a giant lizard sitting behind terrain doing nothing because my anvil keeps it from flying. Not so sneaky

 
   
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Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot





Greensboro North Carolina

Ya I play High Elves so Im a little biased.......

But anyway Elves are way more athletic and make better Blood Bowl players. So they get payed more. l So thats why I'd be an Elf over a Dwarf in the Fantasy universe.

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High Elves 2500 Pts

 
   
 
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