40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**Retrogamer0001**

You get a minor explosion

I insert a dirty sock

**ZergSmasher**

You get a Nurgling.

I insert a Pikachu.

**snurl**

You get a cat toy.

I insert a Chronomancer.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a broken clock.

I insert a servo skull.

**General Annoyance**

You get a bunch of screwed up parchment detailing some great battle far away from here

I insert a can of Macragge Blue spray paint

**snurl**

You get Smurfy Blue.

I insert a set of 4/11 gears.

**korbenn**

You get a collection of 4/11 sprockets.

I insert SCP-346.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a parakeet.

I insert the Holy Grail.

**snurl**

You get a Mason Jar.

I insert Blue Oyster Cult.

**korbenn**

You get a copy of the CD-ROM FMV game Ripper.

I insert an X-Com2 Viper.

**General Annoyance**

You get a stupidly high dodge stat and a no-clipping tongue

I inset a Shuriken Catapult

**ZergSmasher**

You get a throwing star, right in the nutz!

I insert a wrecking ball.

**snurl**

You get Twerked.

I insert a tiny Kitten.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a very hungry tiger, staring at you while licking his lips.

I insert a copy of the complete works of Shakespeare, in the original Klingon.

**snurl**

You get Barding.

I insert GenCon tickets.

**War Kitten**

You get an uncomfortable discussion with your significant other about a certain charge to your account

I insert a bottle of rum

**ZergSmasher**

You get Captain Jack Sparrow.

I insert an undead monkey.

**War Kitten**

You get undead rabies

I insert a potato

**snurl**

You get chips.

I insert a pile of Gen Con loot.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a pile of poorly-cast resin models.

I insert a train whistle.

**snurl**

You get a lump of coal.

I insert this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frdj1zb9sMY

**War Kitten**

You get a jar of dirt.

I insert a potato

**ZergSmasher**

You get some moldy french fries.

I insert some sushi.

**snurl**

You get a friendly cat.

I insert a ball point pen.

**SNAAAAKE**

You get a doctor using a pencil.

I insert a Beakie marine.

**snurl**

You get a Tau.

I insert a Towel.

**SixT4Pixels**

You get a child's wet blanket.

I insert a chicken.

**KommissarKiln**

You receive a kid's fast food meal. You are assured that nothing went to waste.

I insert some Star Wars action figures

**ZergSmasher**

You get a toy lightsaber.

I insert a Tau Pulse Carbine.

**snurl**

You get a door-knocker.

I insert nothing.