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Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OT: Death, don't get a swelled head. As for nightmares of getting deep fried, I've seen things way worse than that

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

P*maroa explains in a soft tone*

Death is here to fix the memory thing.
He has a ... berry that can undo the damage. But you need to stay still... touch it and your turned into a bush... *serious face* you will be a bush if you squirm....

Death is here to help. Not kill you. Hi e,s a decent guy outside of work

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Hears commotion and trots over to bar] [Watches quietly] Hey, Death. [Uses tail to help support/calm sir knight]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Knight slowly calms and looks at Mafia*

Boro: Okay...*Looks at BC* Please tell me that's your arm...

*Death carefully holds the rosemary underneath the Knights nose*

*Knight inhales then sighs*

It is done. Let the misguided man rest.


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Maria lies *
It was.... *carries knight and places him in bed* ooc power armour... :-)
Bic

Goodnight... my egg is back.
*Closes door behind her after letting bc and death out*
Thanks sir death. *Skitari delivers a box*
*Opens lid* I think this belongs to you.

And so glad he agreed. My back up plan was... well involved shock by loss of armour....

Thanks to benny, my arm was helpful...

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Withdraws tail] More like a third leg, really. But sure.



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*hugs benny*
Thanks. I gave Kimmy a little martian silver necklace earlier.
Just so you know who . She found Marla's lost bracelet. She deserved a reward.

She seemed to like it . *Smiles*


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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Stands very still] [Smiles] I can't hug you back, I wish I could, but it's complicated. [Looks sad]
Chaos really has done a number on us all, huh.

[Looks over as very muddy Baneblade rumbles back into room] [Waves] [Lights flash in return]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Frowns at the skull inside the box*

Odd...I've been looking for you everywhere...

*Throws the skull onto the ground and watches it shatter into several pieces*

*A large 30cm wide spider crawls out of a very badly intact eye socket*

*Leans down to allow the spider to crawl up and into robe*

It''s my third or maybe fourth pet. Most dangerous venom known in existence...Can even kill gods...Even me...But it's a good Spider, and only bites things I tell to bite. Or it just allows me to extract its venom, then coat my scythe with it.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*maria*
I know... you cannot hug without...
Though you and Bridgett can have some fun with that power... try it out...
*Giggles* sorry... I'm not so innocent...

Yarrick may need you.
*Waves to baneblade,*
*Shouts to yarrick* is there a custom pistol and knife on the side table?
Ad mech logo with coat of arms?

*Shudders*
Too many legs... too many eyes...sorry i prefer dogs myself.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/12 22:06:00


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Sees spider] [Everything stands on end] I think I'm gonna go do the thing over here now. [Dashes off to garage]

[Opens Baneblade hatch] Hellooo-
Oh bugger. [Looks around] Oh, oh bugger.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*OT walks over*

Feeling better Boromir? Now we've just got Amelia to rescue, again, and and Inquisition to demolish

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*A loud crash is heard from the bar, along with several glasses breaking*

*Knight is in a bundle on the ground next to an unconscious waiter*

Boro: Who put him there...

*Knight stands up and places the waiter on a bench*

*Walks out, runs and hugs Maria*

Boro: I'm so sorry I forgot...

*Death pats the spider*

They just don't know you...Do not take any offence...

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/07/12 22:11:33


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*maria * let him sleep OT.
He,s still feeling it. Not a god... hel be fine by morning. *Smiling happily*

*Sees*
I missed you!
I tried to jog your memory all day.


Yarrick missing?
Was it on auto return?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/12 22:13:04


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*OT raises eyebrows*

Ot: Not sure how many times I've explained this, but none of us are gods. I'm sorta, kinda human. My friends are all Elders. They may have been worshipped as gods but they aren't.

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Picks up Maria and twirls her around*

Boro: You were really close on a few occasions, but you never did that final, over-the-top push that you needed to do.

*Spider grows a few cm's from all the noise*

*Death pats it until it goes back to normal size*

I also forgot to mention that she grows when she gets startled, or pissed off. So don't try stepping on her. It doesn't work.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/12 22:17:18


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Leans out of garage] While his booze is still here... Yarrick's still on the previous planet. Or likely not. [Holding letter] He's gone to [squints] take m'p0werr kl@w an' stick it into that lanky chickenhawk sonovabitch. I assume he means Tzeentch and not Nicholas.

[Looks sad] ...Everyone's hurting.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OT: Well I guess we should go get him. *looks at Ra who nods and jogs off to startup a shuttle*

 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Suddenly strange yellow robbed creature jumps from a portal and crashes into me*

Mnahn' hlirgh hrii hastur!

*We smash about throwing spells and monsters at one another. He then grabs me pulling me through a newly formed portal*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/12 22:23:59



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Looks up] I think he'll be okay. He is an eternal warrior... But it doesn't hurt to have a backup plan.

[Yarrick is sat at Warp Immigration Office looking tired at the familiar levels of bollocks] [Sees a KoS being called for a pat-down and closes eye]

Ooc: I'm just gonna go along with Vanden on speed of bringing Amelia back, but I think the universe's angriest man going through the warp to find her had to be done.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*maria* your pretty much god level power to us.
You take hits that would vaporise us.
Gotta admit that.

*to death and spider* I won,t. I promise to both of you.

*is spun*
Ooh. I was.. I did not want to... Scare you. Lock you up.
I know I'm a tad... Forward...
*Marla comes up*
Your back! Glad to see you two happy! *hugs maria*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*is curled up asleep in the Butter Tanks ball pit*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*yarrick sees familar sight of TSA oygans with probes and various condiments in lurid colours*

*line of slnesh cultests waiting for probing*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/12 22:28:07


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OT: I mean... yeah...

OOC: Be back in a few hours

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Stops spinning and holds Maria like a baby*

My room or your Tank?

*Grins*

OOC Don't worry BC, he'll find her...Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/12 22:31:35


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Yarrick sighs] S'a very good job I'm still drunk. [Sits and waits patiently] [Is called through Khorne admission desk] [Passes easily due to amount of anger, even when calm] [Has hand stamped and given personal beacon] [Heads out into the warp]

[Benny looks embarrassed] It's not the poison of the spider. It's the amount of legs...


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Maria grins*

The tank Is sound proof.... With a queen sized bed..
What else can I say
*smiling*

*Marla walks off*
Don,t do anything I would,t * laughing*

*khrone beserker party walk by*
Woah.... Your a right blood thirster....

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/12 22:38:49


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo wakes up*

Leo: BOROMIR!

*Starts looking around for Boromir*


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Knight grins and carries off Maria to the Repressor 2*

*Enters code with one hand while carrying Maria in the other*

*Enters and lies Maria on the bed*

*Smiles, then groans and falls down next to Maria asleep*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/12 22:46:56


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Doesn't see Boro enter Repressor 2*

Leo: WHERE IS BOROMIR!?

Leo: I NEED TO KICK HIS ASS!

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
 
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