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*Maria falls asleep in armour*
Loooo g day...... Zzzz

*skitari bodyguards stand by tank hatches looking threatening at passing PDF troops*

*marla before closing hatch*
Tried above the bar?

Closes hatch*
Maria you owe me one...

*Knight skillfully gets Maria out of her armour without waking her up*

*Sleepily takes off own armour and lies back down next to Maria*

*Cuddles her and goes back to sleep*

*Starts stomping around impatiently*

Leo: Fething bucket....

*Maria does not notice but just snuggles up and sleeps*

*cut out in body suit leaves augments on show and ticks very slightly as she moves her back*

*skitari round repressor two keep high alert and more arrive discreetly*
*ferasians in on game roll out a roast cow*

*Knight kisses the side of Maria's neck*

*Strokes her back while sleeping*

*Smells roast cow*

Leo: WHOS GOT THE ROAST COW!?

*lets out a psychic scream of anguish and frustration*

[Yarrick gives up trying to read map that changes every time he looks away] [Balls it up and throws it to a Nurgling]
[Hears a cough] ..?
[A large KoS in public service uniform is stood with its hands on its hips] [Points to NO LITTERING OR HUMAN REMAINS sign]: Sir, you don't want me to have to tell you again.

[Yarrick looks confused]: You're kidding me. Seriously.


[Benny wanders over to Death] Do you um, know anyone who could help me with my issue? It's too embarrassing to ask the others for help with.

Issue? You mean turning into a Daemonette? Or the cuddle-feth?

*Apparates a beard and strokes it*

Hmmm...

*Clicks fingers and the beard turns to ash and falls to ground*

I can only help with one of those.

*shout* feneris has the cow

*roll out a roast pig or 4.*
And more!

*Maria makes happy sigh*
*mumbles* best dream ever....

*Knight mumbles something back which looks like 'my left shoe'*

...You mean I could be a non-Daemonette that still did that when hugging? [Looks alarmed] That's a thing? [Looks around in a concern] Do people know?

[Tries to get back on point] I guess the Daemonette thing.

[Bridget steps behind Benny]: And being human sucks, now I have my memory back.. I miss being me.

*Maria fast asleep and not noticing much.* shoe you too....
*falls totally asleep*
*augments go quiter still and mostly passive*

*continues to scream silently*

*Death rubs another beard*

Hmmm...Well, if I didn't want to anger Slaanesh, I would swap your souls...Again...Although I could probably find someone to transfer this curse/blessing to. OR, I could probably just stop the hug-feth without any horrid repercussions.

*Pulls out staff and whacks WK over the head with the wooden part*

Shut up you! You're being too loud!

*Perenelle hearing the psychic scream and goes over to Milo*
Perenelle: Guardsman, are you alright?

*yarrick is offered directions by a very huggy greater unclean one who points him in right direction not before accidently making the klaw gain poisoned special rule*

[Kimmy finds way to WK in ballpit] [Covers him in a soft blanket and hugs him gently] [Doesnt try to mess with his thoughts, but exudes a slightly calming aura]

[Benny rubs back of neck] Yeah, angry Slaanesh would be scary. But I can't commissar like this. [Looks tired] If I killed myself, my conscious goes into the database. Would the chaos influence end with my body? [Eyes widen] Or would my consciousness not do that any more? Oh feth... I can be banished to the warp now. [Looks terrified]

*Starts running to the feris hall with money*

Leo: I'll take a cow please!

Your soul technically goes to Slaanesh personally. She does what she wants with it. Could make you back to normal, or could just turn you into a condom. Who knows. So, you want me to transport the curse over to someone else, or perhaps even her. *Points a bony finger at Bridget* I would need you to say okay first, however. Both people involved must know 100% and be willing to do it.

OOC I'm cool with Yarrick finding Tzeentch, but he won't like what he sees/hears.

*hall rolls out cow* this ones on the house..

*high fab hears*
Hmm not the feet... My daughters may know a good concealer though... Ask em another time.
Curse... Death, death just transfer it to a hermit.. Its not a curse then.
*walks off to arrange the demobilization *

The hermit must be willing to accept it. Otherwise it will backfire, and both will receive it. This procedure is quite dangerous, thus why I would prefer to cure the huggy-feth.

*Rips into cow somehow making no mess*

Leo: This is the gak!

*random skitari walks up*
We hug no one. We have no family, we only have duty.
I volunteer to take the curse of Free will.
This I no issue.

I take upon this fully. Knowing all risks involved.
I am expendable... I am a cog.

[Looks terrified] I- I was an Imperial officer that killed heretics and daemons... I don't think Slaanesh would do either of those things... I think she'd do worse.
[Bridget hugs Benny]: Look, it's fine, I'll take the curse. You loved me regardless, and that's what mattered to me.
[Benny shakes head] But when I die, you'll be alone again. Forever.
[Bridget smiles] You're teaching tolerance. And the generation after you will be less hateful. And the one after them. In the future there will be more people like you, even if it takes centuries. [Looks at Death] I accept it, if he does.

[Looks torn] I've never damned anyone before.


Ooc: Daemonette actually liked being a Daemonette, once the space wolves freed her. She's just salty about racism occasionally.

And are you determined to stop Amelia coming back, Vanden? You can't deny Yarrick's magical mystery tour.

*Looks between the Skitari and Bridget*

*Stops gaze on skitari*

I'm afraid Slaanesh doesn't accept emotionless beings such as yourself. She thrives off lust and sex, which you can not even feel.

*Looks back at Bridget*

Are you sure? There is no guarantee that you will forget your past.

OOC No, I just have a really ball-trippy plot twist I'm spewing to reveal.

Bic *A large LoC swoops in infront of Yarrick and points*

Masters castle over there. You will not like what you see.

*Shoves head in ground and pulls out a giant worm*

*Realizes Yarrick is still there*

...You can leave now...

Benny, you know you don't have to die and leave Bridget

*has.blocked out nearly everything*
FETHING INQUISITION!

*skitari nods*
Aye sir.
*falls into its unit that marches off to shuttles in perfect lock step*

*sinks further into the ball pit*
It's not so bad in here.