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[Benny looks at OT] I'll bear it in mind. [Closes eyes] Give us ten minutes. [Considers] Okay, twenty.
[Leads Bridget by hand to Butter Tank] If something goes wrong, I want us to have something beautiful to remember, okay? [Leads her inside]

[Yarrick looks at LoC] Always pictured you'd be taller. Though I guess the trade off is flight, huh. [Starts walking towards where Amelia is held] [Little Nurgling friend following proudly holding balled-up map]

You should be ashamed Benny! I give you three hours.

*Smiles and walks off to the sofa*

*LoC growls and shoves worm in mouth*

*Starts following*

Names Frank. Used to be a friend of Amelia's...

[Yarrick keeps walking] Used to be? And I mean no offense, I just know a Keeper of Secrets, and he's easily fourteen feet tall, when he's not on the ground being kicked.

*Ra and Horus are still watching ZK to make sure there's no funny business. Suddenly in a whirl of black feathers Morri and Cal appear. Cal is holding several bottles full of a liquid that can't seem to decide what color it is.*

Cal: This should slow him down at least... *Offers a bottle to Death* Thanks for letting us use your lab. Wotta place, Nick you gotta see it, they've got EVERYTHING! Even stuff you don't have!

OOC: Be back in a hour

[Benny looks over shoulder] It's not like that. There's a room in here that well, I don't want to spoil it for her.

*LoS nods*

Been a couple hundred years since I've last spoken to her. She's grown rather attached to her new Master.

*Taps staff on ground and a door opens from nowhere*

That is the way to Tzeentch. He will explain the rest to you. If he can be bothered.

*Death takes a bottle*

Hmmmm...

*Tastes it and gags*

You did well Cal. But it appears that our friend has gone and disappeared. *Points to still open portal that ZK was dragged through*

[Yarrick turns head] Hundred years? But it's only been three days where I stepped in from... [Lowers head] Oh, Hell. [Approaches door and goes through] Tjanks, for what it's worth.

[Benny leads Bridget to a corridor of many doors, and pushes one open] [Sunlight fills the corridor] C'mon. [Steps inside and closes it after her]

*Leo finishes cow then heads to gym*

Leo: Any one wanna join me in the gym?

*LoS hangs head then taps staff on the ground again*

*Door behind Yarrick closes*

*Tzeentch is standing in an apron in a giant kitchen, holding a tray of bird-seed*

Can I help you, or are you just going to stand in my kitchen, Oh wait, I know what you're thinking. JUST AS PLANNED! Sorry, that just comes out every once in a while...

[Yarrick tilts head] I wasn't expecting the Angry Marine print boxer shorts, is all.
Look, you know who I am. I'm just here to find my fiancé.
... [Looks at floor] Paisley? Really.

*Grumbles and puts down tray*

*Sighs and the room shifts into a throne room*

*Sits down while still wearing angry marine boxers*

She isn't here anymore. She was my last bargaining chip in a game of poker with someone. I lost...She's been gone now for I think three hundred years.

*Realizes that robe is hanging in the corner*

*Teleports robe on and whistles innocently*

*A spawn of Tzeentch runs in and rolls on the ground*

[Yarrick sighs] Who?
..And how did you lose at poker?

Magnus the Red...

*Grumbles and sinks into throne*

OOC Holy gak these tags are hard to type

[Blinks] Don't know that one. But if he pissed you off, helping me find her again would probably get up his nose. [Shrugs]

[Considers] [Hands a card] Here, for the future. Ask for Kimmy. Easily the best poker shark in the Imperium.

Cal: Well it was still very educational seeing your labs like that. And it'll keep for a few centuries so if he ever comes back...

*OT walks over and sniffs a bottle, reeling back and coughing*
Ot: Ugh, *koff koff* Nice work on those, you did me proud Feels like someone poured lava in my eyes *Rubs eyes*

EDIT: 3500! WOO!

Oh, you want help finding her? Oh okay, she is on this Daemon world. *Points at ground* Which I just transported us to.

*Scratches beak*

She may also be JUST AS PLANNED!-Sorry, happened again. She may be married by the way. I heard they had their wedding 200ish years ago. Took her a while to warm to him, mind you.

*Points to a castle*

Just ask to speak to Amelia. She'll let you in.

*Steps back and watches Yarrick walk off*

*Death nods*

You take anything that wasn't apart of this potion?

OOC: Vanden what have you done...

OOC THE END IS COMING!

[Yarrick flinches very slightly] I.. See. Maybe I should just go.

[Walks out] [Sits on a flat rock and puts head on hand] [Nurgling copies Yarrick] ... [Looks at it] I name you Benny Jr. You make as much sense.
[Pulls wallet out of pocket and looks at photo inside] [Puts it down on rock] [Stares at warp-sky]

Wot 'appened? Looks like we just got sorted out to some spikey spoice mahreen planet. Plenty o' gitz fer me ta stomp now, or else dey all might try ta eat yaz all alive!

*Charges off with a decent sized mob of Boyz and Nobz and engages resident Daemons of the Chaos planet*

*teleports into Vandens kitchen*
*looks extremely angry*
*another LoC walks up to me and tries to stop me, and he is instantly turned into fried chicken*
FETH!

*Tzeentch sighs*

S'cuse me.

*Teleports back into the kitchen and flips WK*

*Forces him into a chair*

*Teleports him into a pool of scalding hot water*

Ooc: The room isn't on a chaos planet. Yarruck was for some reason in Tzeentch's kitchen in the warp, and that moved.
The room is on an as yet unexplored world. Which I suppose could be chaos.

Bic:
[Benny and Bridget are walking back from the Butter Tank with Bridget's head resting on Benny's shoulder, looking peaceful] [Benny looks around] ...Someone say my name?

*teleports out of Vandens grip*
FETH OFF!
*nearby pink horror detonates explosively*

*Was never holding WK*

*WK teleports into a pool of scalding water*

*the water disappears*
FETH IT!

*Water reappears above WK*

*Pours down on him*

OOC Master of Trolls, at your service.

[Yarrick stands up and walks toward the castle] [Reaches door after a while and knocks]
[Nurgling waddles up and tugs on his coat]
Not now. [Shushes it]

*Leo is busy getting ripped in the gym*

*Larry is conducting research on warp portal technologies*

Larry: Ahhh so if I destabilize that and coil that, ahhh perfect.

*Door blinks*

Hello. Who want speak with Master?