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Because travel within the warp is not allowed at this moment,

*Looks at Larry's severed hands*

They grow back don't they?

Larry: *sigh* Yes they do, but that is no excuse from the fact you just cut my hands off...

*Kicks hands under his desk*

Larry: What is the problem with entering the warp at this moment, might I ask?

Because of the reason so that you do not intrude on Yarrick looking for Amelia. He must do it by himself.

Larry: That seems slightly out of your jurisdiction, your are Death no?

*Grins*

Larry: I doubt its you place to be interfering with the affairs of the living.

*Skull begins to grow back I grit my teeth in pain*

*In the center of sheer right limb new bone begins to grow*

*Wrasps in rage* Failure...

Well, right now, I believe Yarrick would appreciate doing this by himself. I am sorry about your hands though.

Larry: I would prefer to hear it from Yarrick, not the embodiment of Death...

*Looks at stumps*

Larry: Again was it really necessary to cut them off?

*Sighs*

Larry: How am I supposed to run a business without hands?

As I said, I am sorry. They will grow back. I would also suggest you watch that tongue of yours, wyvern. I can have it in a stew within the hour. Leonie would know all about that.

*Straightens up and walks over to ZK*

You want me to kill you?

*OT steps between Death and Larry*

OT: Want to see me stop you?

*Larry puts stump on head*

Larry: Leviathan, I'm a Leviathan!

*Sighs*

Larry: I wouldn't have expected that Death would be such an ignorant prick...

*Lifts up OT and places him to the side*

Sit out of this.

*Walks up to Larry and laughs*

I'm allowed to be an ignorant prick, cause I haven't had a day off since EVER! So it's a bit understandable to be a witch every once in a while, so please, spare me your ramblings and go pick up a fork.

*Turns around and walks over to sofa*

OT: I'm not sure if auras work the same for Leviathans... otherwise I'd offer to get you awakened, you could speed up the healing process. But since you're not humani it could go bad.

Larry: Tisk tisk.

*Looks to OT*

Larry: Looks like Death is a little grumpy.

*Chuckles*

Larry: I did some research on arua, I should have some kind of arua.

*sighs heavily*
Just one day without an argument would be great

OT: Well everything has an aura, it's just that not every person, let alone different species react the same way to an awakening. In some they make it through fine, others... can be damaged by the process

*Looks at WK*

The scroll you've deciphered is a dud. It will only work if she agrees to it, and, as it seems right now, she is quite content on staying a Daemon. Oh, yeah, spoilers.

Larry: I'll be fine, my hands will grow back in around a day.

*Points at Leo*

Larry: Why has she stopped donning her armor?

OT: She's too big for it.

*portal opens in the sky*
*plummets from it with blades and gunshots across his body and lands in front of OT*

OOC: Not sure what to do with the Shaper right now, and figured that the merc with the mouth would be a nice way to relax. Been busy these last few days.

Larry: What!?

*Leo is sleeping on couch*

Larry: How did she get to big for it?

OT: She's grown like 3 feet! Are you bli- *BJ lands infront of OT*
Oh no... not you...

Oh hey, another 4th wall breaker. Hi Blackjack-I mean Deadpool. Well actually, I should say hello to the person behind the profile name '2BlackJack1'.

Larry: Ahh Deadpool nice to see a employee drop by.

*Looks at Death*

Larry: What is the 4th wall?

OOC If you want a list of Larry's workers just ask.

*Comes inside from treating Zk and sees Deadpool. His eyes widen and he tears out of the general area to hide*

*stands up and starts ripping blades out of him*

Ah, feth. Feth? What kind of word is that? Censorship? Really? Well, that's hardly fun.

*looks around*

Larry, Death *makes an exaggerated wink*, and birds. Nice.

Oh yeah, that right.

*Clicks fingers disappears*

*Comes back as fem-Death*

Hey.

*OT glares at Deadpool and keeps his wing on the Blade*
OT: Last time we met you tried to kill us! You thought we where aliens sent to destroy earth's supply of chimichangas!

Later babe.

*turns to OT*

And you hardly proved me wrong. That's a lot of chimichangas, and I won't stand for any of them getting destroyed.

*shakes head*

Fething aliens.

Larry: Really Deadpool, you don't even like chimichangas...

Oh, this censorship will dramatically hinder your ability to successfully make sex jokes. You doubting coming back as a overly lewd and vulgar character yet?