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Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Throws his wings up in the air*
OT: I just can't deal with this right now
*Goes to the couch and sits with head in wings. Morrigan speaks to Deadpool with obvious dislike*
Morrigan: I'd recommend you leave him, and use alone. He's stressed out as it is and most of us wish you dead

 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Well, sorry sister. I was minding my own business, being completely innocent, and then I'm here. Just ignore the gunshots. And stab wounds. And anything I have in my pockets. You know what, that's not important right now.

*looks at Death while giving Larry the finger*

And I can come back from anything. You should know that. Man, that really was unimpressive. I'll get back to you on that. You know I don't like to keep people waiting.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Frowns*

It's almost not the same without the snarky, uncensored humour...

This message was edited 5 times. Last update was at 2016/07/13 05:31:27


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

Larry: Charming as usual Deadpool...

*Walks over to computer and stares at it*

Larry:......

*Leo wakes up*

Leo: Wah, is that Deadpool?

OOC Loving Deadpool so far keep up the good work Jack.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/13 05:29:10


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC He's posted three times. Shut up Nick.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

OOC And I've already fallen for him.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Death looks at Z15*

Thats my job you scottish gakker.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Larry looks at Death*

Larry: I'm not Scottish...

*Looks back at computer*

Larry: What an odd one.

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

I aim to please. Well, I aim for a lot of things. So, what do you gak heads- gak? Ok, maybe feth. That's similar. Gak? Don't think so.

*shakes head and pulls out a pistol*

That's it, if I find another word that I can't say, someone is getting shot. It may be me, could be sweetheart over there, sorry Death, could even be the toaster. Feth if I care, not my story, I'm not even sure how I got here.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

No, YOU are not. The person behind you, is.

*Smiles*

Wait, there's a possibility that you're going to shoot me? Really? Oh, and there are another two words that are censored. Have fun finding them.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/07/13 05:50:55


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*pulls out reading glasses and an ancient book*

This here has every possible word ranging from jive, slang, cuss words, swear words, words of sin, etc. all the way back to when bird lady *gestures to Morrigan* could pass as under thirty. I'll find it.

*starts flipping through it and muttering to himself*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Well, they're all quite close to the start. I would recommend whoever is not immortal to get behind something bullet-proof.

*Loiters*

Did you really just say I'm loitering? Really?

*Wanders around*

Better.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Morrigan: Pass for thirty? At least I don't have to wear a full bodysuit so people won't barf on seeing me!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/13 06:08:58


 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Larry looks over at a wall and sees some cracks*

Larry: Leo, can you call up some plasterers we have a crack in wall D...

Leo: YOU DO IT!

Larry: I would but my lack of hands makes that difficult.

Leo: GAH FINE!

*Leo calls some plasterers and glares at Deadpool*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/13 06:07:33


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Contextually speaking, it would be "At least I don't have to wear a full bodysuit so people won't barf on seeing me!"

OOC I guess Death becomes a real bitch while Deadpool is around

No I don't.

Yes you do. You are but a figment of my imagination, you say what I want you to say, and you are what I say you are.

Keep telling yourself that. All you're doing is typing to yourself, and looking like an idiot in front of the entire internet.

Point taken...I'll shut up...

Why are you putting my 'Out of Character' speech in italics?

So people can tell us apart, dur.

We're the same person.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/13 06:09:51


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Well, if you have issues with it being a full bodysuit, then I can make some adjustments.

*raises a hand to the side of his mouth to cover it from Death*

Just don't tell her. She can be a little violent about this.

*pauses and puts a finger to his chin*

Actually, that would make things more entertaining. Spread the word?

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC I'm sold on BlackJack's iteration of Deadpool.

You're sold on every iteration of Deadpool.

No, the X-Men Origins:Wolverine Deadpool was horrid.

Point taken.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/13 06:16:14


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

Larry: How long till they get here Leo.

Leo: They said 2 hours.

Larry: Well this is going to be a hefty bill...

*Leo walks up and stabs Deadpool in the nads leaving him pinned to his seat*

Leo: That's for stealing that job.

*Leo walks off then takes a seat on the couch and flicks on starwars attack of the clones*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/13 06:16:26


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Morrigan looks disgusted*
Morrigan: How DARE you! *Flicks out a Kukri lopping off Deadpool's left arm*
You ever try something like that again I'll put you in a cage of crows for a century!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/13 06:18:08


 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*gets stabbed in the nether region*

Holy Asmadrei!

*gets arm lopped off*

Sweet Mother Mary! What is wrong with you?!

*picks up left arm and starts jabbing it towards Morrigan*

You are lucky I am right handed. This could have been a very big issue for you. Do you have any idea how long it takes to grow these back?

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Morrigan chops the other arm off*
Morrigan: Not long enough for you to learn some respect!

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

He's the Merc with the Mouth, I don't think that word is even in his vocabulary.

*Yawns*

Oh, and now that you've cut off both of his arms, what am I meant to do? Have sex with a half-nugget? The nerve of some people...

*Throws hands in the air and walks over to sofa*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/13 06:26:28


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*looks down at arms*

Be free. You never belonged in this world anyway.

*sniffs*

Now what am I supposed to do? And my nose itches. You can hardly expect me to scratch my face against a wall.

*sees glare*

Fething tough crowd.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Larry looks at Death*

Larry: You cut my hands of, you don't get to talk!

*Leo waves Morri over to couch*

Leo: Forget him, come watch some movies.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/13 06:28:33


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Sits down next to Leonie*

*Chews*

*Lies down on Leonie*

Much more comfortable.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Morrigan: Fine by me. *Sits next to OT* How you holding up?

*OT takes a deep breath and puts his hands together*
OT: M'alright. Just... stressed out...

 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo freezes up*

Leo: WA- G-G-G-GE-!

*Leo.exe has stopped working*

Leo: G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G!

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*OT pushes Death off Leonie*

OT: Leave her be Death.

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Nnooww! It's comfortable!

*Lies back down on Leonie*

She don't mind does she?

*Reaches out and moves Leonie's head side to side*

See? She doesn't mind.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/13 06:39:04


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*bites down on an arm and is trying to put it next to its appropriate shoulder*

[Muffled]
Anybody got some tape? It's quicker to reattach the arms than growing them.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
 
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