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**Overlord Thraka**

OT: Yes she does, you wanna lie on someone? Lie on Quetz. *Quetz lifts his head sleepily upon hearing his name. He's stretched out around the sitting area*

**zergling15**

*Leo starts steaming from the ears and dial up tone can be heard*

*Larry lies down on desk and starts sleeping*

OOC be back in around 30mins to an hour.

**Sgt. Vanden**

*Shakes head*

Sorry, only people I'm going to lie down on is this one and Deadpool. And considering your little tweedy bird look-alike couldn't keep her mittens to herself, one of those options needs a hand. Or two. So, I'll just stay nice and snug, right here.

*Continues lying on Leonie*

*Throws 2BJ some duct tape*

**2BlackJack1**

*uses foot to catch duct tape*

Danke, meine Lieblingsfrau.

*sits down and starts trying to use his mouth and feet to tape his arms back on*

**Overlord Thraka**

*Morrigan is 1 push away from a psycho fit but says calmly holding in her rage*
Morrigan: Tweedy. Bird. LOOKALIKE?! I'M THE MOST HUMAN OF US!

**Sgt. Vanden**

*Raises a finger and waves it infront of Morrigan*

Shhhhh....Don't deny it.

*Glances at 2BJ*

I'm not your wife. Not until you die, at least. Unless google translate got it wrong, then my bad.

**2BlackJack1**

Oh ho ho. Wife? I'm not fond of rings. They get lost too easily when people start cutting off my arms like a Canadian lumberjack!.

*shakes head*

Breathe in. Breathe out. Good Deadpool. It also means lady or woman, to answer your question.

*stands up proudly with tape covering his arms*

They might be backwards. But, they're not on the ground, so I think I won this fight.

Why did I put a period after the exclamation mark? Oh well, I like it there. And now my yellow text boxes are gone too when I am thinking. That's disappointing, I liked them.

**Overlord Thraka**

*Morrigan glares at Death*
Morrigan: I hear you cheated on Wade here, with a being named Thanos

**Sgt. Vanden**

*Shrugs*

What can I say, I just don't see him enough. Truth be told, I cheated on Thanos with Wade. But potato potahto I guess.

*Looks back at 2BJ*

Thank you. It appears the website I used was incorrect.

**Overlord Thraka**

*OT leans back tiredly as Morrigan scowls*

Morrigan: Well-
OT: Enough! Not now Morri, just leave her alone for now.
*Morrigan opens her mouth ot argue but at the look on OT's face she closes her mouth and leans back into the couch*

**2BlackJack1**

Happy to help. And don't even start Flappy Bird, I am well aware of what the Kiss of Death really means. It just makes things exciting.

I found the yellow boxes! The box is gone, but I'll get to that later. What's that? Orkmoticons? No fethin way.

**Overlord Thraka**

*Morrigan finally snaps and leaps off the couch*

Morrigan: THAT'S IT! *Draws Kukri and lunges at Deadpool*

**Sgt. Vanden**

*Raises a hand*

Actually, now that I think about it, I've never actually touched Wade! I said only when he dies will he ever kiss me, so yea. He don't get to touch this bod. Now you guys have fun. Either way, I'm fine riiiiight here.

*Continues lying on Leonie*

**jhe90**

*Marla steps out*

*Marla sees arm duck taped backwards*
Like.... Seriously... You nap for like 5 minutes. How are you even alive.

*Maria has snuck out of bed and is singing in the shower leaving a trail of clothes*

**Sgt. Vanden**

*Knight wakes up and goes to the bathroom door*

Boro: Er...You the one having a go at opera? Or is that just my imagination...

**2BlackJack1**

*jumps to the side*

Not cool Big Bird! I thought we were getting along! I suppose you can't count your chickens before they hatch.

*gets distracted by pile of clothes*
*kukri catches Deadpool in the gut*

[Groaning]I may have deserved that. That pun... It was really bad.

**jhe90**

*Maria and knight in repressor 2*

Ummmm.... Yes... I kinda am...
Its old Terran, .... Well earth...

*still showering*

*Marla looking on*
Bird jokes... He,s several eggs short of a omelette...

**Sgt. Vanden**

Boro: Oh, alright. Guess I'll just go back to bed then...

*Whimpers like a dog then walks back to bed*

*Grins*

**Overlord Thraka**

*OT opens one eyes as Morrigan assaults Wade*
OT: Nah... he deserves it

*Morri swings her second kukri at Wilson's face*

*Quetz settles down again but mutters to Marla*
Quetz: Don't you start too...zzzzz

**jhe90**

What? Gimme a min
*Maria walks out in robe still drying hair in a towel*

*looks in living room then finds knight in bedroom next to the 5m plushy kraken*
Hey, what's up?

**Sgt. Vanden**

Oh nothing...Just that I fell asleep last night :(

*Puppy dog eyes Maria*

Showwy... :(

**2BlackJack1**

*lifts leg to block the kukri*

That's right. I'm just that flexible. And that's in the tight bodysuit.

*looks up and down at self*

I may need to think some life choices over.

*looks at Marla*

Wilson. Wade Wilson. I'd give you my card, but I'm in a sticky situation.

*tries to flip out of the blades but skewers himself onto them*

Well then. I guess I'm just a little bit tipsy from the portal ride.

*lifts up mask to spit blood onto the floor*

**Overlord Thraka**

*Morrigan pulls out her Kukri, slashes one of DP leg off and throws her kukri taking out chunks of the wall before storming off to her room. Cal peeks out of his own room*

Cal: Is he gone?...

**jhe90**

*Marla replies*
Marla, of Mars.
*forgets is wearing a tiaria*

So your that merc with a mouth who no one can kill I've hered about ag the bar. They said youd be taller.
Did you play Russian roulette with a laser cannon?

*Maria grins In way that makes knight jump*
Oh you can make up for it.
*gets pinned to bed with surprising strengh*
*laughs* and kisses knight *

**Sgt. Vanden**

OHNOPLEASEIWASJOKING!

*Rest is muffled*

*Attempts to get up and flee*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Looks at Amelia] Sebastian is fine. You were one of very few people who ever remembered to call me that. [Smiles] It's... Odd... Hearing it again.

Ooc: I may have fallen asleep.
Having woken up I have no clue what to do re. commissar in love, over here. He's prob heartbroken as feth, but also too polite to kidnap someone who's apparently married.

**2BlackJack1**

*is laying on the ground cradling his severed leg*

Well Marla, it turns out that the laser cannon is going to shoot no matter what. Just my luck for going first in that roulette game.

*cocks head*

Sounds like someone is not taking advantage of their choices.

**jhe90**

*raises self but still stuck*
You sure, it was rather fun last time.
*smiling*

Sure I cannot change your mind.
*strokes his face with a mechandrite from her back*

*marla* your like a ork... This be easy.
*duck tapes his leg back on correctly and gives it a good shove to make sure its on*
Oh... I'm a doctor...

**Sgt. Vanden**

*Shivers*

Ah feth it, a broken pelvis is nothing compared to the fun...

*Pulls Maria close*

*Goes to turn off the lights*

*Amelia keeps on looking at the photo*

Amee: All these people...Know me?

*Bites lip and looks at Yarrick*

Amee: I...I am bound to Magnus by marriage...And I'm not even sure I would leave if I could...By all accounts...I've known him longer than I have anybody else in these photos...

OOC Called it.

**jhe90**

*several noises before repressor sound proofs and suspension locks*

*inside*
I'm a doct..... Or..... Its no..... *pulled close*