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Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Why thank you doctor.

*stands up and is testing his healing limbs*

Perfect. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to find an activity that doesn't involve me getting cut in half by a woman with anger issues.

*walks into a side closet*

Hmm, roomy.

*door locks shut*

[Side note] Wade can keep up with this room easily, and all of its insanity, but little old BlackJack needs sleep. Boring, right?

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

OOC Night Jack

Night Wade...

Don't do that.

Do what?

Flirt. With a fictional character.

You're the one typing this.

...Just go away...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/13 08:15:56


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

OOC: M8 you are not the only one. NPC as needed and I'll see ya'll later

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*repressor gentley bobs on suspension *

*Marla laughing*
Don,t date a sister if you cannot handle the fun side.
*sat with tea by the rebuilt kitchen*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo's brain may be mush at this point*

OOC and I'm back...

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*walks over to Larry, rings plastering company and has polite word*

Excellent... 10 minutes it is...
Good chaps.

*puts phone down*
Plasterers in 10 minutes. Leo.
I had a word..

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

Larry: Thank you, wall D is a damaged for some reason, they were giving me a decent price, but if you got cheaper then all the better.

*Leo is still fried with Death on lap*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/13 08:47:16


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in no
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Stares at Death*
You're Death, right? Reaper of Souls, the Ultimate Reality, ect...?
Then why don't you TALK LIKE THIS?

This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2016/07/13 08:51:11




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Marla laughs*
Battle sister discount program...
Also expediates delays...

*some time in repressor later*
*Maria*
Told you.. *giggles*
And no broken bones... I think... *looks round half embedded in 5m plushy kraken*
That was interesting..


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo starts to regain control of limbs*

*Her eye starts twitching*

*Larry looks at his now slightly rounded hand stumps*

Larry: At least my hands arm coming along nicely...

*Larry yawns*

Larry: I'm going to retire to bed, good night everyone.

*Larry waves and goes into his room*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*marla notices Leo on ground*

*Performs quick check*
Your ok. And if you understand. The 1000 grey tops got delivered.
*Moves Leo to a more comfortable pose and wanders*

*maria escapes the plushy kraken, puts on her robe and goes off to make coffee in repressor kirchen*
*sound of humming and coffee machine working *

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/07/13 10:35:23


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo regains control after Marla fixes pose and pushes Death off*

Leo: GET OFF!

*Leo puts a hand on her head and looks at Death*

Leo: That ass is dangerous...

*Leo goes off to feris hall and orders 2 pigs*

OOC Never mind sleep will not work.

This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2016/07/13 10:38:52


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

No, I specifically feel my pelvis in need of realignment. Not sure if thats a broken bone or whatnots, but its still painful.

*Slowly stands up and goes into the kitchen*

*Pulls Maria around and kisses her*

*Death smiles at Verv*

Death:That is because, my dear child, I don't want to. You have a problem with that?

*Adjusts self on Leonie*

*Gets pushed off*

Death: Hmph...

OOC Hell...I was double ninja'd...

This message was edited 4 times. Last update was at 2016/07/13 10:41:34


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*maria lands back on bed from plushie and returns few minutes later in living room with coffee tray and some choclate qausanunts *

breakfast... curtesy of the corner shop....
from looks of it its, just you sprained it. if it was broken. lot more pain.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/13 10:45:00


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Oh believe me, it hurts. I'm just choosing to go all macho-man about it because I don't want you to get side-tracked and go all 'doctor' on me.

*Smiles and wraps arms around Maria's back*

I would ask if you wanted to go for round two, but the food would get cold, and I'm not sure if you have my funeral planned out yet.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/13 10:51:17


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*smiles kindly* i am a Doctor. you just gotta get used to it...

*hands coffee and food*
ha, i want you alive! i was... working off stress...

*holding plate, and eating while drinking cofee from a extended mechadrite snaking out of robe*
forgot how useful theres things are...
*sips cofee*

*second one reaches out, grabs cream and tops up cofee before retracting*
Sorry if there a tad freaky...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/13 10:57:36


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Well...Maybe I should stress you out more if this is the solution...

*Takes coffee and food*

*Eases Maria onto the couch*

So, NOW I've seen you. Properly. And boy, I regret none of it.

*Smiles and pats Maria's leg*

You don't need extra arms to help you! Just ask me!

*Smiles again and strokes Maria's back*

Put your feet up, you barely sat down earlier. *Gestures to lap* I'm sure I don't mind.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/13 11:03:17


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo finishes the pigs and goes to the gym for her regular workout*

*Is listening to Rocky*

Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*reclines legs along sofa and stretches out* well, if you insist.

*smiles* when you can get dressed, do your hair, make up all at the same time... there useful. saves so much time.

*still sipping coffee from mechadrite*
its nice to be able to relax... and use these too... *warps a second round his hand* see there not cold, or anything... there very sensetive and preicse.

*Marla is sat on a upper floor window watching the new planet and its cheese factories in distence., a joust and a shipment of local meed going by*



This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/13 11:20:23


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

I can only imagine what you use these apart from dressing, doing your hair, and doing your make-up... *Grins* But I feel as that ain't child friendly, so lets just keep away from that.

*Softly squeezes the mechadrite*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*giggles* i felt that.. i can feel them just was well as my skin.
and well i have... kinda used them for other things...
lets not go there....

*lying on sofa* this is the life...


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Smiles*

No, the life will be when we live in the castle. Now that, is something you will love.

*Turns Maria over*

*Lifts her robe over her head*

Use your little mechano-arms to show me where to massage your back. THEN, you'll love this life even more.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/13 11:40:44


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Dominating Dominatrix




Where I shouldn't be

*Leo walks out of the gym and flops onto one of the couches and instantly KO's*


Being a hero is 45% strength 60% bravery and 10% raw intelligence. 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*sounds happy* they have started restoring the first level stone work, and i think you call it... gateouse... door house? its 50% rebuilt..

ooh. well *one puts down empty coffee mug and snakes back inot lower back*

(other points out where* there,,, just not there it still hurts decades later... *point to a badly scarred area*
and there mechadrites. there machine spirits are still fairly clever and need respecting .. there in there own way a partial senteince.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/13 11:52:44


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Smiles and starts massaging areas the mechadrites point out*

So, you're saying that you have tiny little alive butlers in your back, that you use for a lot more than just butlery things? I have to say, I envy them.

*Continues massaging gently*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*smiling* yep there alive. Can perform basic tasks themselves just need input to do more complex.

*happy sigh *
Ooh that's good... *mechadrite points a little left*
That's perfect ...

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

*Follows orders and makes a mock salute to the mechadrite*

You should let me do this all often, you're about as tense as the annual jousting tournament!

*Works way to the left with one arm, and downwards with the other*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in no
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Notices the mechandendrite*
Oh WHATTHEFETH!?
*Cat-encounters-cucumber style reaction that ends with me crouching on top of the coffee table*
You have a fething HIVE of those things in there. It looks like a bloody pregnant Surinam Toad!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/07/13 12:23:17




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

What are you doing in Maria's tank? Do you per chance mind? Or do I have to get the water-gun?

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in no
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Groan*
Ok. I'll explain.
I'm cursed to always be in the place containing the event that I'll react in the most humorous manner out of all nearby events. I don't know who exactly applied that curse, but it happens. A lot.
Anyway. Since I'm here, can I borrow a cup of sugar?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
 
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