40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get target practice.

I insert a television remote.

**snurl**

You get Rabbit Ears.

I insert potatos.

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get them back. With dipping sauce. Mmm...

I insert John Cena.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get hit with a folding chair.

I insert two opera tickets.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a fat lady wearing a cast-iron bra and a Viking helmet.

I insert a copy of that Newsweek magazine that already predicts a Hillary Clinton victory.

**snurl**

You get a bird cage liner.

I insert a golf tee.

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get a tea bag.

I insert this thread.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get intellectual stimulation.

I insert a cookie jar.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a bowl of sugar.

I insert an Imperial Inquisitor.

**snurl**

You get a hater.

I insert a stealth suit.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a predator.

I insert an ear of corn.

**snurl**

You get a stalk.

I insert a buggy.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a twin-linked rokkit.

I insert a drafting table.

**snurl**

You get a T-Square.

I insert an eraser.

**ZergSmasher**

You get Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I insert Sylvester Stallone.

**snurl**

You get a Rocky future.

I insert a fistfull of Dollars.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get Yojimbo.

I insert Pee Wee Herman.

**snurl**

You get Tequila!

I insert Otis Day.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get Animal House. (And some Knights.)

I insert a raccoon.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a talking tree.

I insert Iron Man's armor.

**snurl**

You get a Crisis Suit.

I insert a Sabre-Toothed Tiger.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a mammoth and a sloth with a lisp.

I insert a copy of Conker's Bad Fur Day.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a visit from Professor Von Krlpelspac.

I insert a Gibson Les Paul gold top.

**snurl**

You get a shredder.

I insert an amp.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get tubes and warm tones.

I insert a burrito.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a laxative.

I insert a bucket of fried chicken.

**snurl**

You get a tub of gravy.

I insert a piano.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a harpsichord.

I insert a bowl of popcorn.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a bad movie.

I insert a Tau photon grenade.

**snurl**

You get an M-80.

I insert my last dollar.