40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a front-page story about someone getting fish slapped by a creepy clown.

I insert a brick.

**snurl**

You get Lego.

I insert a punctuation mark.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a 3-word story.

I insert a prickly pear.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a pair of needles.

I insert a Genestealer Cultist.

**KommissarKiln**

You get a bunch of nutty people lobbying for doctors and scientists to commence Jurassic Park-esque experimentation.

I insert the last antibiotic tablet from its respective package.

**snurl**

You get a refill.

I insert an old Hammer movie.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a wooden stake, a silver cross, garlic, a bowl of popcorn, and an eerie sense of foreboding....

I insert a black cape.

**ZergSmasher**

You get Batman.

I insert the Joker.

**snurl**

You get a deck of cards.

I insert lightning bolts.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a hockey team.

I insert a lightbulb.

**snurl**

You get an idea.

I insert a skunk.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get an air freshener.

I insert a bassoon.

**snurl**

You get a funny story involving Mr. Bubble and an Orchestra concert.

I insert Freddy's Hat.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a dream about someone who wants his hat back.

I insert a wooden stake.

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get a dead vampire.

I insert Snurl.

**ZergSmasher**

You get Halloween decorations.

I insert a bag of assorted candy.

**snurl**

You get a rock!

I insert full sized Snickers.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a barrel of laughs.

I insert a bag of M&Ms.

**snurl**

You get Freddy Kruger!

I insert a ticket to Haddonfield.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a visit by Michael Myers.

I insert Peter Cushing's library card.

**snurl**

You get a curious volume of forgotten lore.

I insert a silver bullet.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a Coor's Light.

I insert a ballot.

**snurl**

You get a referendum.

I insert bandages.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get an ancient curse.

I insert a gallery-wrapped canvas.

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get a fajita wrap.

I insert Michael Jackson.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get the other glove.

I insert a fajita wrap.

**snurl**

You get a gallery wrapped canvas.

I insert pigment.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a tube of Prussian blue.

I insert a drone.

**ZergSmasher**

You get an ant.

I insert a gravcannon.

**snurl**

You get a firecracker.

I insert empty cans.