40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a massive new Chaos release.

I insert a DCM membership.

**snurl**

You get a warm fuzzy feeling that quickly fizzles.

I insert a can of Spam.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a round table.

I insert some junk mail.

**snurl**

You get the Prize Patrol.

I insert a Frostgrave Ice Toad.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a snow leopard.

I insert a Twinkie.

**snurl**

You get TastyCakes.

I insert a frisbee.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a happy dog.

I insert a turkey leg.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a Thighmaster.

I insert a bar of chocolate.

**snurl**

You get a Golden Ticket.

I insert Buffalo Sauce.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get wings.

I insert a crowbar.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a Corvus Hammer.

I insert Fidel Castro's body.

**snurl**

You get a cigar!

I insert dozens of unpainted miniatures.

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a warmahordes tournament.

I insert a bird feeder.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a hungry Lord of Change.

I insert an Infinite Improbability Drive.

**snurl**

You get Facebook.

I insert a heavy bolter.

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get a bunch of d6 showing 1s.

I insert myself

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get a brimstone horror.

I insert an easel.

**ZergSmasher**

You get some happy little trees.

I insert Duncan Rhodes.

**snurl**

You get Duncan Hines.

I insert ZergSmasher.

**War Kitten**

You get Zerg Smashed into a wall.

I insert a pumpkin

**ZergSmasher**

You get snurl's avatar.

I insert Santa Claus.

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get coal for Christmas

I insert dakka

**snurl**

You get Bolter shells.

I insert the Emperor.

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get faith

I insert a vending machine

**snurl**

You get change.

I insert a nosey cat.

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get War Kitten.

I insert Papa Smurf

**Chaos Legionnaire**

You get Gargamel.

I insert an iPad.

**snurl**

You get a Tricorder.

I insert dirty dishes.

**EmberlordofFire8**

You get a flying saucer

I insert John the Baptist.

**snurl**

You get ahead.

I insert a smelly plate.